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HughPenis's Recent Statuses
Thu, 7-Sep-23 9:08 PM (202 days ago)
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It's never too late for a crisp sarnie
Not had one in probably years! I probably should!
(202 days ago)
almostanything likes this
I've got BBQ lentil chips, that should work well.
(202 days ago)
That's not a crisp that a bit of wallpaper
(202 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
LOL
(202 days ago)
I said lentil, not woodchip.
(202 days ago)
Thu, 1-Jun-23 12:49 PM (301 days ago)
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Scratch here for todays status …………………
SexyEnglishBabe and GottaBeMe like this
It says "SEB is great" Awww!! Thank you 😊
(301 days ago)
Thu, 13-Oct-22 7:04 PM (1 year ago)
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Crisp sarnie, rude not too
Fri, 7-Oct-22 7:49 PM (1 year ago)
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Cashew nuts are the way to go
lennynatural and Mothcake like this
What about, Dezzz nutzzz.......
(1 year ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
Only if they are shaved tugsmile
(1 year ago)
tugking70 and bluebayour6 like this
Cashews are great, so are Brazil nuts, pistachios, and so many more. They're called nuts for a reason (because you go nuts over them).
(1 year ago)
There is enough Vitamin C in a single Brazil nut that it gives you your daily requirement.
(1 year ago)
Sriracha almonds and chili pistachios
(1 year ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Wed, 28-Sep-22 8:17 PM (1 year ago)
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Wasps are pointless
SexyEnglishBabe and smitten4u like this
Not sure I've ever seen a hornet.
(1 year ago)
i left a car behind with a hornet in, hell no i was driving it anywhere
(1 year ago)
Was bad enough watching a documentary about them.
(1 year ago)
I had one fly in my workroom a few summers ago, really deep buzz, probably 3cm long...I left the room....
(1 year ago)
@Emu if you seen one you know
(1 year ago)
EmuLater likes this
Tue, 27-Sep-22 1:36 PM (1 year ago)
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Always borrow money from a pessimist , they wont expect it back
shy28boy likes this
Sat, 24-Sep-22 8:58 AM (1 year ago)
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Got stung by a Bee yesterday, 50 quid for a jar of honey
EmuLater and Mr_Vein like this
You were manukad!
(1 year ago)
Tony Blackburn this morning?
(1 year ago)
EmuLater and HughPenis like this
Fri, 23-Sep-22 6:27 PM (1 year ago)
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Chocolate milk wins
lennynatural likes this
Thu, 22-Sep-22 8:38 PM (1 year ago)
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I do like crumpets
thanks for the lessons lip...off to make dinner...later ya'll
(1 year ago)
lip2lip likes this
Love this 😂
(1 year ago)
lip2lip likes this
Thanks whip lol....I like to look at themwink
(1 year ago)
What's that
(1 year ago)
I'm in to trumpets, so I totally get this
(1 year ago)
Wed, 21-Sep-22 7:06 PM (1 year ago)
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Red Leicester cheese is totally over rated
Have you tried Splott cheese?
(1 year ago)
well that sounds delish blink
(1 year ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Could try a bit o,
(1 year ago)
Balls! Could try a bit of helmetdale on your pizza Birdy, if your looking for something with a strong taste
(1 year ago)
try fontina and gorgonzola on pizza
(1 year ago)
Fri, 16-Sep-22 4:58 PM (1 year ago)
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Cheeky beer , churlish not too
Hey
(1 year ago)
Hi there.. I know SEB adores Huge Penises jerk
(1 year ago)
Who told you?
(1 year ago)
I knows you know....grin
(1 year ago)
Hi SEB
(1 year ago)
Wed, 14-Sep-22 7:36 PM (1 year ago)
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Insert witty comment here ……………….
Jagged_Edges likes this
My nuclei are heating up!
(1 year ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
I do personally think the opposite listening to news, Emu
(1 year ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Anyway, my nuclei are tired and so it's to bed with them. Night night.
(1 year ago)
Laphroaigh and MrsTrellis like this
have a good night! and sweet quantum dreams
(1 year ago)
EmuLater likes this
Thank you smile
(1 year ago)
Sat, 11-Jun-22 5:24 AM (1 year ago)
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Scrambled eggs
bugguy905 likes this
Thu, 7-Apr-22 7:53 PM (1 year ago)
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Confucius says, man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok.
One night in Bangkok makes the hard man humble
(1 year ago)
mistaboner and Jersey__Girl like this
you doing drive byes?
(1 year ago)
Hahahahahahahahahaha...hi Hugh
(1 year ago)
Confucius also says, woman who flys airplane upsidedown is going to have hairy crackup
(1 year ago)
Wed, 6-Apr-22 8:17 PM (1 year ago)
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Teiam , well thats that sorted
MissAshlee and urwayhot like this
"i" see what you did there...
(1 year ago)
"I" didn't
(1 year ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
Me didn't either...
(1 year ago)
There is I in team!!!!
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee likes this
However, there is me and meat there too....ugh
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Wed, 6-Apr-22 7:45 PM (1 year ago)
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The best Safeword you can use is "Meatloaf." It means "I would do anything for love but I won't do that."
Tue, 5-Apr-22 9:28 AM (1 year ago)
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Well that didnt work
Try again tomorrow?
(1 year ago)
MellieK and bluebayour6 like this
If at first you don’t succeed…
(1 year ago)
Artistic and bluebayour6 like this
What's the return policy?
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee and bluebayour6 like this
Doomed to fail from the off tbh
(1 year ago)
Artistic likes this
If you could learn from failed plans, I’d be so damn smart by now.
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Sun, 3-Apr-22 5:19 PM (1 year ago)
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My erection is holding up well
MellieK likes this
Really?
(1 year ago)
ya hamma mite nawt werk onit ass wheel ass wood ;p
(1 year ago)
Yes SEB if a jobs worth doing etc
(1 year ago)
Makes sense
(1 year ago)
I do make sense
(1 year ago)
Sun, 3-Apr-22 12:44 PM (1 year ago)
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Didnt have enough wood to finish the job
I break rules
(1 year ago)
Oh youre such a rebel
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
I HATE when that happens ;p
(1 year ago)
Story of my life, a sapling when an oak tree is needed
(1 year ago)
Jagged_Edges likes this
tap it and it will grow ;p
(1 year ago)
Fri, 1-Apr-22 7:19 PM (1 year ago)
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You are in a queue and you are in position 3
GottaBeMe likes this
^don't forget the provolone ;p
(1 year ago)
But I was in position 2 yesterday?
(1 year ago)
Artistic likes this
an Italian customer spend a lot of time choosing cured meat
(1 year ago)
I was on hold for 56 minutes earlier waiting for customer service. They couldn't help me today, so yay...I get to do it again next week! 🤬
(1 year ago)
It never takes them 56 minutes to take your money!
(1 year ago)
Thu, 31-Mar-22 7:02 PM (1 year ago)
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Just finished a jigsaw in twenty minutes , it had 3 - 5 years on the box, result !!!!
Congratulations
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee and HughPenis like this
glue it to cardboard, frame it and hang it showing how proud we all are of you tongue
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee likes this
bonus points for arts and crafts
(1 year ago)
Jagged_Edges and HughPenis like this
^ creativity stimulates the....;p
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee likes this
you're a Gene yous
(1 year ago)
Wed, 30-Mar-22 6:05 PM (1 year ago)
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Just forgot what I was about to say
break out the sketch pads n pencils
(1 year ago)
Haha, happens to me all….uh, sorry, what were we talking about?
(1 year ago)
*hands bi his cocoa and sits him in front of the TV
(1 year ago)
ksaint and MissAshlee like this
first signs of dementia
(1 year ago)
Mmmmmmmmm cocoa…..
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Wed, 30-Mar-22 5:47 PM (1 year ago)
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If you think I am stupid, raise your hand. But then again, who is raising their hand in front of a screen?
You are right, Ash...Hugh isn't stupid
(1 year ago)
HughPenis likes this
SexyEB's stupid...blink...I doult it...ohmy
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
^LOL...doubt will get you kicked in the nuggets
(1 year ago)
She's a Smarty Panties..LOL
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Neither are you darling heart
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and HughPenis like this
Tue, 29-Mar-22 7:37 PM (1 year ago)
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Why is bra singular and panties plural?
That’s a brave claim Justme…
(1 year ago)
Justmedamian likes this
p.s. there are discrepancies in the wordle word list again, I’ve not got todays usual word, but did get a 3…..
(1 year ago)
Magnetic clasp... just need to put two of the same poles together and it will undo itself. tongue
(1 year ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
What was the discrepancy?
(1 year ago)
There's always the exception that proves the rule Melliesmile And it's just a rule of thumb.. and fingers.. on one hand wink
(1 year ago)
Tue, 29-Mar-22 7:19 PM (1 year ago)
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Just saw a bloke in a smart car, drinking smart water , on a smart phone, what is wrong with this picture
Do those cars drive themselves yet
(1 year ago)
HughPenis likes this
no ash but prob soon and prob safer then the way some eejits drive
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee likes this
That’s why I have a sticker that says “you just got passed by a girl” cause nobody got time for eejits
(1 year ago)
^hahaha...nice
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee likes this
probably a smart ass
(1 year ago)
PApda, MissAshlee and urwayhot like this
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