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Catastrophic
Wed, 20-Apr-16 5:27 AM (8 years ago)
tip
Apparently I chose a bad time to peak back in...
flitterbee
i know
(8 years ago)
dziga
Miss ya, Catastrophic...
(8 years ago)
Malachai89
miss ya girl havent heard from ya in a bit
(7 years ago)
powermanp3
^^^ Ummmm, like 279 days...smile
(7 years ago)
RoxanneS likes this
 RoxanneS
PM her, Malachai. She might get email notifications. Doubt she'll know about a status update unless she's logged in. : )
(7 years ago)
Catastrophic
Wed, 17-Feb-16 12:23 AM (8 years ago)
tip
Can a mod please delete my pics. Please
anon_a_moose69
hello catastrophic sad to see you leave permanently
(8 years ago)
anon_a_moose69
ah those were the days in status. cat was a beauty with wit and grace
(8 years ago)
redvs4u
She still is a beauty with wit and grace
(8 years ago)
anon_a_moose69
as are you...
(8 years ago)
anon_a_moose69
and touche you are correct she still and will always be
(8 years ago)
Catastrophic
Tue, 25-Aug-15 5:01 PM (8 years ago)
tip
How much sex is too much sex? Is there such a thing?
Entropy20, Mr.Fin and SlapdashPace like this
Catastrophic
Funny how 3 months later I'm not getting enough sex...
(8 years ago)
anon_a_moose69
cat...how are you dear?
(8 years ago)
Catastrophic
I'm doing well, how are you?
(8 years ago)
anon_a_moose69
older no wiser
(8 years ago)
nickey69
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(8 years ago)
Chuck-81 likes this
Catastrophic
Mon, 27-Apr-15 4:42 PM (9 years ago)
tip
Has anyone heard from Cover??
MikeAngelo likes this
MissFifi
I didn't think it was very long ago when you last spoke to him? You know where I am... Just driving home.x
(9 years ago)
bushofireee
Just a reminder though, Cat.. There is probably about 5 different stories as to why he was banned... You'll hear something different from each person who "knows"..
(9 years ago)
Entropy20
you know my UFO theory and the probing .....
(9 years ago)
bushofireee
Was that a theory, or one of your fantasies, Showy? tongue
(9 years ago)
Entropy20
Mmmmm male probing ...
(9 years ago)
Catastrophic
Mon, 27-Apr-15 3:51 PM (9 years ago)
tip
Do you ever know youre doing something wrong, but you don't want to stop?
Catastrophic
Hello everyone!
(9 years ago)
anon_a_moose69
i admire her photographic talents and she has been kind to me ..never said go the fuk away you dirty old man...
(9 years ago)
bushofireee
Cat smile x
(9 years ago)
JediMasterBater
Hello lovely Cata xx
(9 years ago)
tight_wet_lips
Oh hell yes!
(9 years ago)
Catastrophic
Mon, 29-Dec-14 5:24 PM (9 years ago)
tip
I don't feel like being productive today, and this place isn't helping.
srebbew
it has a habit of doing that...lol wink
(9 years ago)
Pinhead7
Surely you mean this place is helping? wink
(9 years ago)
Raven2005
Time to relax
(9 years ago)
anon_a_moose69
might help you be reproductive if you get lucky...LOL
(9 years ago)
Mr.Fin
Hey Cat smile
(9 years ago)
Catastrophic
Mon, 29-Dec-14 3:00 AM (9 years ago)
tip
So what did I miss while I was away?
Chuck-81 likes this
Analconda
There was drama, I cut my finger opening a pack of paper clips and couldn't find a plaster for a whole 3 minutes. Thought I was going to bleed to death...
(9 years ago)
Jersey_Girl
Yup, we're a bunch of liars, philanderers and subversives. An those are just tighty's friends: p
(9 years ago)
tight_wet_lips
I do not associate with liars. Remember my blog?
(9 years ago)
tight_wet_lips
Now perverts, philanderers and subversives will be given a chance.
(9 years ago)
Jersey_Girl
How could I forget, sis; )
(9 years ago)
Catastrophic
Thu, 25-Dec-14 11:10 PM (9 years ago)
tip
Merry Christmas everyone!!! smile
coldfish1
Merry Christmas to you gorgeous Cata smile
(9 years ago)
rockhard6isback
Hope you had a great Christmas Ms beautiful Catastrophic
(9 years ago)
kimberly_1229
merry christmas
(9 years ago)
avvad
Merry Christmas beautiful
(9 years ago)
bigbrenda
Merry Christmas Cat
(9 years ago)
Catastrophic
Fri, 19-Dec-14 12:44 AM (9 years ago)
tip
I want to thank everyone for being so kind since I've been back. smile
Chuck-81
Welcome back smile very nice pictures!
(9 years ago)
NewVintage
That's because you have big jugs
(9 years ago)
NewVintage
sorry it was from a jim carrey film I saw once couldn't resist
(9 years ago)
thekid53
hey i was just thinking about you the other day was wondering how you had been
(9 years ago)
Jmangfl
hi! your beautiful smile
(9 years ago)
Catastrophic
Wed, 17-Dec-14 4:37 AM (9 years ago)
tip
Posted some old photos..
Catastrophic
Thank you everyone! xo
(9 years ago)
Chuck-81
Wow very very nice!
(9 years ago)
Cdarm69
Look good to me!
(9 years ago)
carmma
tnx I was missing them
(9 years ago)
anon_a_moose69
thank you santa
(9 years ago)
Catastrophic
Tue, 9-Dec-14 5:28 PM (9 years ago)
tip
I'm undecided about posting on here again..
MitchandDaisy
Hi Cat, I totally understand where you are coming from. You can stick around without posting though, everyone likes you here! : )
(9 years ago)
Hardallover
I'd agree with others that you should only do it if you are sure you want to do it...but I'll be over the fucking moon if you do! smile
(9 years ago)
CV_hotncool
Hey Cat. Missed you on here for sure. Would love to see you hanging around here again. With or without pictures, you are still the same person we all love on here.
(9 years ago)
rockhard6isback
just grace us with your amazing personality again and I will forgive everything else
(9 years ago)
OLDKellybean1983
please keep posting. you are one of the sweetest sexiest women on here!
(9 years ago)
Catastrophic
Mon, 1-Dec-14 3:44 AM (9 years ago)
tip
Does anyone believe that there are justifiable reasons for cheating?
DubbleStrubble
It really does depend on the relationship, there is no black and white answer. If you think your relationship is solid, then discovering you've been cheated on is horrible.
(9 years ago)
DubbleStrubble
Equally, if you're tempted to cheat, then your relationship is already over, you probably just don't know it yet.
(9 years ago)
dziga
Nope. Ass covering excuses, yes. Justifiable reasons? No. Sorry to hear the pain...
(9 years ago)
dziga
As others say, cheating is a straw that usually breaks the camels back, not the only straw on its back. Cheating necessarily includes self centeredness, lack of respect and communication problems
(9 years ago)
dziga
It is a simple question that is hard to face: Do you want to be with someone whose character leaves space for that and finds it justifiable? Hugs to you, Cat...
(9 years ago)
Catastrophic
Fri, 3-Oct-14 3:20 AM (9 years ago)
tip
Ummm
dirtycopper likes this
JediMasterBater
Uuhhh. Hello Catastrophic, enjoy your visit smile
(9 years ago)
KiwiPic
Heya grin Missed ya too, Hope everythings ok there smile
(9 years ago)
dziga
Nice to see evidence of your presence! Miss ya!
(9 years ago)
avvad
come back
(9 years ago)
bushofireee
Cat! smile x
(9 years ago)
Catastrophic
Sat, 2-Aug-14 8:21 PM (9 years ago)
tip
What's new?
MarkandLacey
We're both great. Just ki.lling a bit of time until a movie starts.
(9 years ago)
MarkandLacey
Any chance you'll be around more often, Cat?
(9 years ago)
Entropy20
Hi cat ..... missed you !!!! Glad to see you back happydance
(9 years ago)
anon_a_moose69
Not me..what's gnu with you?
(9 years ago)
MitchandDaisy
Hi Cat, good to see you around. : )
(9 years ago)
Catastrophic
Fri, 23-May-14 8:07 PM (9 years ago)
tip
Can a mod whose around please message me?
000max
can i
(9 years ago)
bman246
Haha i can be a mod if it floats your boat wink
(9 years ago)
Entropy20
i know you are probably wanting to report something more serious ...... but hi cat , long time no see , and happy weekend xxx
(9 years ago)
justcuz
pm sent is what i meant lol
(9 years ago)
anon_a_moose69
ltns...hope life is non catastrophic wink
(9 years ago)
Catastrophic
Fri, 25-Apr-14 1:58 PM (10 years ago)
tip
What's up? (I'm expecting at least one of you to say your dick)
JediMasterBater
You are too, toe wiggler!
(10 years ago)
Ltdan
not mine.......morn though...
(10 years ago)
Seemich22
Well I am sure I speak for many when I say you do bring mine to attention
(10 years ago)
dziga
You saying, "what's up" with a pic of that glorious body next to it...turns the status into kind of a self-fulfilling prophecy...wait...self-fulfilling?
(10 years ago)
000max
nothing at the moment but you can fix that
(10 years ago)
Catastrophic
Wed, 5-Mar-14 11:22 PM (10 years ago)
tip
Distract me, please!
anon_a_moose69
hey anti...did you get a farewell message from you know who?
(10 years ago)
antiderivative
Hey bul! No, I did not
(10 years ago)
anon_a_moose69
so we are still in the same club...damn
(10 years ago)
antiderivative
it would seem so. Haha. That was all incredibly random
(10 years ago)
anon_a_moose69
well i had hopes for you two...kinda worried bout her
(10 years ago)
Catastrophic
Wed, 12-Feb-14 11:37 PM (10 years ago)
tip
Is it Saturday yet?
Quiet Sandstorm and paully274 like this
happyhumper69
I hope it's Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote
(10 years ago)
wacker32
no but it's Hump Day!
(10 years ago)
y7sam1066
I'm wishing it were too! wink
(10 years ago)
Catastrophic
Red, my couch or yours? smile
(10 years ago)
wacker32
you both can come to my couch, 70" tv!
(10 years ago)
Catastrophic
Wed, 12-Feb-14 7:26 PM (10 years ago)
tip
Help! I can't seem to get off my couch and do something productive.
smiff17bs likes this
smiff17bs
laundry is boring, once your up you need to do exciting things tongue it will make getting up worth it
(10 years ago)
anon_a_moose69
In a rampant act of gallantry leaves NN to be productive so Cat wont have to...
(10 years ago)
000max
sit on me hun
(10 years ago)
MissFifi
How about you stay there honey, and I'll join you?
(10 years ago)
smiff17bs
well were all fucked then if fifi makes an offer like that
(10 years ago)
Catastrophic
Fri, 31-Jan-14 9:23 PM (10 years ago)
tip
I'll take some coffee and some sex, thanks. smile
Catastrophic
Hi, Bush! xx
(10 years ago)
Pinhead7
Sorry but I can only offer you great sex!
(10 years ago)
dziga
You know...I could just whip up some coffee flavored whipped cream...
(10 years ago)
CV_hotncool
Why do I always arrive too late? Or are your demands still the same?
(10 years ago)
000max
got no coffee but I can give you plenty of sex
(10 years ago)
Catastrophic
Thu, 30-Jan-14 11:54 PM (10 years ago)
tip
Drinking sounds like a great idea right now.
Big10bi
Second that!
(10 years ago)
Catastrophic
MrC, I wish!!!
(10 years ago)
voyeur6569
not drinking alone I hope smile
(10 years ago)
Catastrophic
Looks like it, Voy. sad
(10 years ago)
Elle40
what shall I get for you then cat?
(10 years ago)
Catastrophic
Wed, 29-Jan-14 10:20 PM (10 years ago)
tip
I'm not letting this nasty weather ruin my mood. Ello' everyone!
bigbrenda, Me1vin and carmma like this
Firedancer69
hello gorgeous, stay happy and perv! lol
(10 years ago)
MissFifi
I swear, I have fins now, we have had so much rain! I thought it was lovely where you were? I was depending on you for my sunny sunshine break... wink
(10 years ago)
Catastrophic
Hey, Bush x
(10 years ago)
tight_wet_lips
muah!!
(10 years ago)
Catastrophic
It normally is! It will be nice and warm when you come ;p
(10 years ago)
Catastrophic
Tue, 28-Jan-14 8:27 PM (10 years ago)
tip
I'm going to make some s'mores grin Who wants one?
steelrat60 likes this
fasthandsmma
Thinking one of yall should bring a camerawink or mesmile
(10 years ago)
MarkandLacey
Gorgeous new pictures Cat.....always stunned by you.
(10 years ago)
Catastrophic
Thank you, Mark xx
(10 years ago)
cuffsandfeathers
sure, sounds like a healthy breakfast!
(10 years ago)
Catastrophic
Yes on the baby oil!
(10 years ago)
Catastrophic
Wed, 15-Jan-14 3:48 AM (10 years ago)
tip
Anyone have an android phone they'd highly recommend?
Wellhungover
Wow forget about phone... What a hot lady! X
(10 years ago)
Magister2005
I agree on HTC one... I got myself a HTC one mini... Only slightly smaller, but handy as hell and easy to use... And I agree with Wellhungover... You ARE a hot lady, Cat!! wink
(10 years ago)
sexystud69151
wow this is a bit old lol, I have a galaxy s4 and love it
(10 years ago)
sexystud69151
huge fan of yours by the way...
(10 years ago)
bmwman66
htc,,fantastic phones,,,better than an i phone
(10 years ago)
Catastrophic
Sat, 11-Jan-14 2:11 AM (10 years ago)
tip
I can't decide if I should go out tonight or not...can you pervs entertain me? tongue
Catastrophic
but going out requires clothes sad
(10 years ago)
bushofire
Go out! Find a smart suited man and handcuff him to your bed wink
(10 years ago)
Wrigley
Not if youre coming here! wink
(10 years ago)
licksipsuckit
go out, you wont get laid hanging out here *lix*
(10 years ago)
carmma
what did you do?
(10 years ago)
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