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lipstrecher's Recent Statuses
Sun, 29-Sep-19 1:13 PM (4 years ago)
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catching up on my auto-erotic activities
wanaliklatin and insertthis like this
Sun, 21-Jul-19 1:01 PM (4 years ago)
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Just sitting around sweating
Mon, 1-Jul-19 10:30 AM (4 years ago)
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Huzzah for Canada!
GottaBeMe likes this
Mon, 17-Jun-19 12:36 PM (4 years ago)
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Back from exile
Welcome back to the light side, ahahahahahahahawm
(4 years ago)
lipstrecher likes this
voluntary i hope tongue
(4 years ago)
WendySilvia and lipstrecher like this
Mon, 6-Aug-18 5:46 PM (5 years ago)
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New mantra, What would Kirk do?
Artistic, steelrat60 and rhinostool like this
Then the answer is anything that moves and preferably green
(5 years ago)
...with three boobs
(5 years ago)
steelrat60 and quietwacpl like this
would the tribbles be clean shaven to keep up with the times?
(5 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
If we’re talking James T - then have a fight, get the girl and save the universe. If we’re talking “J” then probably a marrow
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
He probably has to use a spock ring at his age
(5 years ago)
quietwacpl likes this
Sat, 4-Aug-18 2:05 PM (5 years ago)
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Need a hand (or other) with my auto-erotic gratification
Mon, 30-Jul-18 12:08 PM (5 years ago)
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To cock pic or not?
In the end, you do what makes you happy mr. Lip. It seems those who don’t wanna see it won’t, and those who do, will.
(5 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
Sneaky wink
(5 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
seriously though...when in doubt, whip it out grin
(5 years ago)
Haha who the fook gave you that advice??
(5 years ago)
I read it on a dating advice column grinraspberryLOL
(5 years ago)
bman5946 likes this
Tue, 24-Jul-18 8:30 PM (5 years ago)
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Staycation almost up sad
rhinostool likes this
awww Hope it was a good one
(5 years ago)
it was, thanks wink
(5 years ago)
juicy likes this
Just started mine smile hope yours was good!
(5 years ago)
Mon, 23-Jul-18 12:04 PM (5 years ago)
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Blue sky or thondersotrms hmmm
Sat, 21-Jul-18 12:40 PM (5 years ago)
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Five days off, bored already, what to do...
VoluptuousV likes this
I can think of some stuff I would like to do with you Monday
(5 years ago)
Monday you say, what would you like to do?
(5 years ago)
Sat, 14-Jul-18 11:15 AM (5 years ago)
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Working on my general slutiness, any suggestions?
show more leg on the reg
(5 years ago)
lipstrecher likes this
I am almost all slutted out!
(5 years ago)
Sun, 8-Jul-18 1:36 PM (5 years ago)
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What to do on a Sunday hmmm?
Sunbath iced drinks and well you know
(5 years ago)
Sat, 30-Jun-18 10:38 AM (5 years ago)
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Gearing up for the CR7 show!
Tue, 26-Jun-18 1:51 AM (5 years ago)
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Wondering the response if a female partner of mine posted the same...
Tue, 19-Jun-18 12:27 PM (5 years ago)
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Working on my Madonna/Whore Complex
Good luck on that !
(5 years ago)
lipstrecher likes this
Fri, 15-Jun-18 2:55 PM (5 years ago)
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Football time.....Forca Portugal!
steelrat60 and bman5946 like this
Soccer!
(5 years ago)
steelrat60 and lipstrecher like this
Not quite yet mate, we gotta endure Iran v Marrocco first brickwall
(5 years ago)
Daffodil888 likes this
Sorry mg, but proper football existed long before guys padded up, played for 15 second intervals and plagiarized the name wink
(5 years ago)
MieleGattina likes this
If you compare football and futbol... soccer is a much more grueling sport... do they ever stop running?
(5 years ago)
bman5946 and smedium like this
It is more like 5 minute intervals, bman tongue
(5 years ago)
Fri, 15-Jun-18 2:16 PM (5 years ago)
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Diplomacy through sex-Trump/King Jong Un's sister...great legs and awesome grey hair, Theresa May
smedium and bman5946 like this
Whatchu talkin bout Willis??
(5 years ago)
sex and politics makes for bad bedfellows
(5 years ago)
Theresa may would make for an even worse one...
(5 years ago)
steelrat60 and MidnightWriter like this
Boner killer... Nancy Pelosi... LOL
(5 years ago)
eekscaredvomit
(5 years ago)
steelrat60 and smedium like this
Wed, 13-Jun-18 1:21 PM (5 years ago)
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Radio silence....
...except for some white noise
(5 years ago)
racist wink
(5 years ago)
Sat, 9-Jun-18 12:47 PM (5 years ago)
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It official, I'm a PERV...G7, Damn I would take a run at Theresa may.
GottaBeMe likes this
Tjheresa May lol...fucking autocorrect
(5 years ago)
Wed, 30-May-18 11:39 AM (5 years ago)
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Loving this Heat. It's going to be a fuckalot summer.
Freckles likes this
Mon, 28-May-18 1:52 PM (5 years ago)
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Steamy Monday!
huh howdy stretcher of lips grin
(5 years ago)
Sat, 26-May-18 2:54 PM (5 years ago)
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Don't you hate it when guys cum without notice, and you end up with a nose full of semen.
na just boobs
(5 years ago)
smedium likes this
eek Ley yessssss bounce
(5 years ago)
TheSpoutinHead likes this
Isn't "Kahless" a type of Klingon?? ohmy
(5 years ago)
Mutual respect, do that to me , NO SEX FOR YOU !!
(5 years ago)
TheSpoutinHead likes this
"Ka-plah!!" grin
(5 years ago)
Sun, 20-May-18 2:18 PM (5 years ago)
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Noticed an uptick in hairy pussies, yay 70's! I guess I should grow out my pubes.
:^^^LOL fan club
(5 years ago)
lipstrecher likes this
yayyy,bring back the hair!! or some of it anyways..come on girls,let it grow!!
(5 years ago)
lipstrecher and smedium like this
You can't beat a hairy beaver!
(5 years ago)
especially Canadian Beaver!
(5 years ago)
Lol
(5 years ago)
Sat, 19-May-18 2:42 PM (5 years ago)
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Woke up early for Harry's wedding, now what should I do?
Sleep it off
(5 years ago)
whipman-uk likes this
grin
(5 years ago)
Have a beer, cheers
(5 years ago)
Mon, 14-May-18 4:10 PM (5 years ago)
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Damn, I had a witty line but lost it...so just get naked!
TheSpoutinHead and rhinostool like this
Fo' sho'!! grin
(5 years ago)
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