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Sat, 1-Oct-16 11:27 AM (8 years ago)
Right got to go! Let me know if anything gets resolved or if there's anything that I can do to help. Take care all!!
Sat, 1-Oct-16 10:06 AM (8 years ago)
I told a friend I'm sleeping with my girlfriends twin! He asked how I could tell them apart? I replied "Easy he's got a moustache!"
Sat, 1-Oct-16 9:20 AM (8 years ago)
I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I told her "I think you're pulling my leg!"
Tue, 27-Sep-16 7:52 PM (8 years ago)
I just watched the worst porno ever, some fat bloke crying while masturbating. Then I realised I hadn't turn the TV on!!!
I am doing great atm....do you know who I am(if so PM who you think it is lol)
(8 years ago)
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Thu, 25-Aug-16 8:33 PM (8 years ago)
I jsut watched the worst porno ever, some fat bloke crying while he masturbated. The I realised I hadn't turn the TV on!!!
Thu, 25-Aug-16 8:13 PM (8 years ago)
I just watched the directors cut of a porn film, it turns out in the end he does fix the washing machine.
Thu, 25-Aug-16 7:14 PM (8 years ago)
I've come to the conclusion that if I fell in a barrel of nipples I'd come out sucking my thumb!!
Glad you giggled Boobz! And that sounds slightly wrong hehe
(8 years ago)
Sun, 24-Jul-16 12:35 PM (8 years ago)
Anybody else get so horny that their inhibitions go out the window and they are up for anything?
Fri, 1-Jul-16 8:26 PM (8 years ago)
A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre so he gives her one! 
Sat, 2-Jan-16 10:27 PM (9 years ago)
My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
Sat, 21-Nov-15 10:54 PM (9 years ago)
Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them. Dalai Lama
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Sat, 21-Nov-15 10:24 PM (9 years ago)
“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.” ― P.J. O'Rourke
Heck if we started a list of cars I want to drive we'd be here for ages!! All I can say is to own is an Aston Martin and a Shelby 500, damn I'd die a happy man! lol
(9 years ago)
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Sun, 23-Aug-15 12:47 PM (9 years ago)
Hi all. Rainy day here so looks like I'm spending time here with all you lovely people!
*sorcha* likes this
Sat, 4-Apr-15 9:32 PM (9 years ago)
I'm really starting to think I need to expand my sexuality! There's just so much to experience!!! 
Sat, 14-Mar-15 7:53 PM (9 years ago)
I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults.
Sat, 14-Mar-15 7:47 PM (9 years ago)
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar — I went steady with a woodpecker 'til I was twenty-one.
RoxanneS likes this
Sat, 14-Mar-15 7:43 PM (9 years ago)
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
Sat, 14-Mar-15 7:36 PM (9 years ago)
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Sat, 14-Feb-15 7:45 PM (9 years ago)
Wow it's either really quiet here tonight or the sites glitching!
