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dizzledick's Recent Statuses
Sat, 13-Feb-16 8:59 AM (8 years ago)
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Let's just shot some random shit until the convo get serious
heydidyagrabmyass and JaquL8 like this
Too true...
(8 years ago)
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que?
(8 years ago)
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Being serious is no fun at all smile ~Mrs
(8 years ago)
Agreed
(8 years ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
you cannot be serious..
(8 years ago)
heydidyagrabmyass and JaquL8 like this
Wed, 10-Feb-16 5:03 AM (8 years ago)
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I'm super horny right now... Sitting at work ready to whip this long black cock out... How's everybody's night?
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Wed, 3-Feb-16 4:10 PM (8 years ago)
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Going thru some member albums... Makes me want to just... Eat a glorious mound... Of pussy.
Damn, now i fancy sone Chinese food, but i might check if they have a cat flap before ordering...
(8 years ago)
quietwacpl likes this
*some
(8 years ago)
Nothing wrong with eating some pussy. What's this world cuming too confused
(8 years ago)
It's cumming to hard pricks and tasteless cunts if we don't make a change...
(8 years ago)
We should boycott underwear for at least a week!
(8 years ago)
Wed, 3-Feb-16 3:45 PM (8 years ago)
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Great day to be alive. Let make some money. Y'all having a awesome day, I hope. wink
I'm having a quiet day but I could be sat on a fortune!!!! wink
(8 years ago)
That would be lovely, off on an island enjoying the waves crashing...
(8 years ago)
Sat, 2-Jan-16 4:48 AM (8 years ago)
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Good evening to my fellow nudies, I wanna wish u all a happy new year and may all ur resolutions be kept.
lynskey likes this
Sun, 8-Nov-15 8:55 AM (8 years ago)
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What do you ladies think about a bulge you can see in public
dizzledick likes this
hilarious but its a bit pervy
(8 years ago)
Even when it's unintentional?
(8 years ago)
yep, not very classy hun
(8 years ago)
So how do you feel about female that don't wear bras and have their nipples showing
(8 years ago)
in the right place, it's acceptable,not unlike suprise erections wink
(8 years ago)
Sat, 19-Sep-15 7:41 PM (8 years ago)
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Where's the best place u've gotten some glorious head
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
While driving smile
(8 years ago)
Ever try in the movie theater
(8 years ago)
Best place for me was on a plane
(8 years ago)
Old Glory has never given me head. sad
(8 years ago)
Mon, 6-Apr-15 1:54 AM (9 years ago)
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Hey newbies, been awhile. Check it out. Chillin with my neighbors yesterday. And my cock gets extremely hard and no underwear... His wife couldn't stop look at my dick while I played pool...
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Wed, 14-Jan-15 7:25 PM (9 years ago)
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Hey elavase, welcome to the Community.
Elavase likes this
Fri, 12-Dec-14 10:34 PM (9 years ago)
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Besides naked: what do you like to lounge around in?
or a snuggie... and just nerd it out
(9 years ago)
i need to see Jedi and Kay in Onesie pics
(9 years ago)
love to see that JMB you nerding a snuggie..lol smile
(9 years ago)
I'd like to wear JMB's socks........ And only her socks
(9 years ago)
Sexy lingerie!
(9 years ago)
Fri, 12-Dec-14 10:18 PM (9 years ago)
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What's ur favorite type of footwear to see women in?
White rubber boots.
(9 years ago)
yes Kell crocs
(9 years ago)
socks ...... check out the pics by masterstoy91 and Julesa2009 this week and you will see why smile .... wow they are hot
(9 years ago)
Like the open heel, dotted top usually seen in green crocs?
(9 years ago)
The kind that you can get off easy so you can get their pants off, but footwear isn't attractive for me
(9 years ago)
Sat, 1-Nov-14 4:14 PM (9 years ago)
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What's the best approach to take when a lady notices u are walking around with no undies?... Like eye contact has been made an all...
I actually have taught myself not to shy away from the glances... Exhilarating
(9 years ago)
Fri, 31-Oct-14 1:35 PM (9 years ago)
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Why is it always cold on holloween
Don't know it was nice earlier this week, was hoping it would last
(9 years ago)
Same here, but I just knew it would be brisk for my morning walk... I was right
(9 years ago)
Right? Ugh. Trick or treat will be a nightmare again. It's supposed to sleet where I am.
(9 years ago)
Fri, 31-Oct-14 1:14 PM (9 years ago)
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Is it illegal to not wear underwear?
Only in red states
(9 years ago)
how can getting a hard on be illegal anywhere - unless you pull it out to show someone..
(9 years ago)
it does feel good tho to get a hardon when not wearing underwear smile
(9 years ago)
That's what's I'm wondering, how can it be illegal... Just because I had one doesn't mean u have to look at it... Even if it is noticeable
(9 years ago)
I'm not attorney, but if you aren't using it as a weapon, you're probably good. If we got arrested for our bodily functions, we'd all be in the slammer.
(9 years ago)
Tue, 28-Oct-14 6:46 PM (9 years ago)
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Only thing better than waking up to breakfast being cooked... Being woke up by some glorious head... Agreed?
bushofireee and Elavase like this
"How do you like your eggs in the morning?" FERTILISED!!! *crazy laughs*
(9 years ago)
When I get told they like fertilized eggs I check out the night before and never return
(9 years ago)
haha jaggy!
(9 years ago)
@ rock... I wouldn't even let my cock get seen if a chick said that and we're not on a serious basis
(9 years ago)
Thats kinda what I was getting at dizzle. Lol
(9 years ago)
Thu, 23-Oct-14 1:35 PM (9 years ago)
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Lounge pants are the ultimate way to show the bulge....
allyk likes this
Yeah kinda, the best lounge pants for me are the solid color ones, I can walk around and not look like I have on pj...
(9 years ago)
suppose it kinda depends on who is there while you are wearing them
(9 years ago)
What do u mean?
(9 years ago)
who do you live with etc?
(9 years ago)
I'm talkin about walking around like goin to run errands or something... Not just around the house
(9 years ago)
Tue, 21-Oct-14 2:25 PM (9 years ago)
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Everyone I see a mature women out in tight workout clothes and a cap with shades on... I automatically assume she's perving
Hello dizzle smile
(9 years ago)
Hey mrsUD, how are you, nude I hope wink
(9 years ago)
Doing fine, at some point I will be wink
(9 years ago)
Just listened to ur voice greeting... That is sooo damn hot!!! Would like to watch
(9 years ago)
Sorry, if you had a dark green shield you could watch the video. But glad you liked the voice message
(9 years ago)
Sat, 11-Oct-14 4:05 PM (9 years ago)
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Sometimes I just want to have my Big Black Cock out... Is this a wrong thing?...
cummthirsty likes this
I would love to. That's on my buck list. I want all cock to just to be out for all to see, walking in and out of the water naked as the day I came into the world would be so glorious.
(9 years ago)
Sure would Luv to be there to See All That, Yummmmm
(9 years ago)
With being on the beach... I wouldn't mind anyone looking... Actually... inviting it
(9 years ago)
Well Id have my phone & be takin pics , So I could go & jack-off to
(9 years ago)
Perv!!!! Lol
(9 years ago)
Mon, 22-Sep-14 3:59 PM (9 years ago)
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She sat in her car and watched me stroke my cock for 3 to 4 mins before she pulled out of her parking spot
allyk likes this
Sat, 30-Aug-14 12:57 PM (9 years ago)
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Spa day, love getting touched and rubbed on
Sat, 30-Aug-14 12:55 PM (9 years ago)
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Nudesmile
Sat, 23-Aug-14 10:53 PM (9 years ago)
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Time to shave me nuts... Be back in a while
Sat, 23-Aug-14 9:26 PM (9 years ago)
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Who's a fan of bbc?
Top gear and Dr who are good other than that i generally skip it
(9 years ago)
Did u mean to leave that on my status or make ur own ?
(9 years ago)
So u weren't interested in Sherlock holmes
(9 years ago)
It was ok to start but got a bit repetative
(9 years ago)
It was... But still had me intrigued. The news jumps around so much I have to watch it... Love the Indian female reporters
(9 years ago)
Sat, 23-Aug-14 9:13 PM (9 years ago)
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When I see a thick chick in spandex, leggings, or yoga pant... I can't help but to turn around to take a look.
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Sat, 23-Aug-14 1:14 PM (9 years ago)
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Good morning, afternoon or evening, how's everyone doin
Morning
(9 years ago)
Good afternoon...mwah xxx
(9 years ago)
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