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hardone10's Recent Statuses
Fri, 12-Apr-24 1:08 PM (5 days ago)
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happy friday sexy people
Friday has been and gone, my friend.
(5 days ago)
Wed, 3-Jan-24 1:48 AM (106 days ago)
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5 hours till work starts, what to do
Quit.
(106 days ago)
hardone10 likes this
Mon, 25-Dec-23 7:15 AM (114 days ago)
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merry christmas one and all, have a great festive season, hardone perth western australia
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Thu, 13-Jul-23 2:01 AM (280 days ago)
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why is it playing with play doh and slime is fun.... but pulling cold porridge out of the sink grosses me out
bluebayour6 likes this
Cause our minds tell us the others are meant to be played with,truthfully I don't like the feel of slime,play doh is fine
(280 days ago)
Tue, 6-Jun-23 2:19 AM (317 days ago)
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i wish when you get a flirt message, you knew who it was from
Phineas_J_Whoopee and Hot79 like this
Sun, 14-May-23 12:55 AM (340 days ago)
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happy mothers day to all those that are celebrating today... love to you all
Tue, 21-Mar-23 2:15 PM (1 year ago)
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whats the best way to repair a rubbed raw penis.... help i am in pain
ouch
(1 year ago)
I always thought there was no such thing as a silly question.
(1 year ago)
smitten4u and Laphroaigh like this
Deep Heat, honestly it'll work wonders. Spray the whole can all over and get back to us on how it's doing 👍
(1 year ago)
My dick looked raw and was sore after yesterday's swing session. Today, looks brand new, lol! So I say time is how you fix a rubbed raw penis
(1 year ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
aquaphor. and yes, time
(1 year ago)
smitten4u and Laphroaigh like this
Fri, 11-Nov-22 3:08 AM (1 year ago)
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got all excited, wife called me to the bedroom "i need you come here"
"Mt. Olive is the largest independent pickle company in the United States and the top-selling pickle brand in the Southeastern United States"
(1 year ago)
and this is no longer fun, so night night
(1 year ago)
Ahh...Pickled Oliives grown on The Mountain Side by Olive Oi;s...
(1 year ago)
Night night my lovely heronine xx smile
(1 year ago)
So we're not talking about Olive Garden
(1 year ago)
Artistic likes this
Tue, 27-Sep-22 1:06 AM (1 year ago)
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working hard or hardly working
bluebayour6 likes this
Four hours looking for work Four hours couldn't find it
(1 year ago)
Screwing off actually.
(1 year ago)
How about "Hard" at work?
(1 year ago)
smitten4u and bluebayour6 like this
Wed, 17-Aug-22 1:20 AM (1 year ago)
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hi... anyone want to stop by my office for some fun
Tue, 16-Aug-22 2:50 PM (1 year ago)
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If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
PApda and bluebayour6 like this
Chasing Cars
(1 year ago)
I don't know where Confused about how as well Just know that these things will never change for us at all
(1 year ago)
Tue, 16-Aug-22 2:13 AM (1 year ago)
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help me get through my day at work...
i'm halfway but so bored...
(1 year ago)
PApda likes this
help me make it thru the night
(1 year ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
*naps on your desk
(1 year ago)
I don't need helping getting through nights lol
(1 year ago)
Ask Gladys
(1 year ago)
Sun, 24-Jul-22 2:52 PM (1 year ago)
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first time in years no green shield... ads no vids no zooming... what to do...
Buy premium STAT
(1 year ago)
^^ what she said!
(1 year ago)
Jagged_Edges likes this
^^yea,what they said
(1 year ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Re up.
(1 year ago)
Jagged_Edges likes this
and renewbied
(1 year ago)
Sun, 8-May-22 1:07 AM (1 year ago)
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happy mothers day to all of you that are celebrating it today...
lennynatural and gingersnap75 like this
Thu, 21-Apr-22 12:56 PM (1 year ago)
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wow... just managed to cum without a hard on... that was special
shy28boy likes this
Thu, 21-Apr-22 11:38 AM (1 year ago)
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what to do....
Happy birthday laph?
(1 year ago)
laugh lol no, these are always good! I meant "hxxxy" and "bxxxd"
(1 year ago)
Hi lovely Mellie
(1 year ago)
Sorry,wrong status....hey hard
(1 year ago)
hardone10 likes this
hey there, its all good i was confused but thats normal
(1 year ago)
Mon, 18-Apr-22 2:23 PM (2 years ago)
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put another one in the book and chalk up another sexless year
This is the breakthrough year of sex for you!
(2 years ago)
Only 43? Married but no sex? And with such a nice penis! Tragic all around. Hope you turn it around, whatever it is.
(2 years ago)
Wed, 6-Apr-22 3:05 PM (2 years ago)
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finally get to hop on a plane again in the morning... hello melbourne
Tue, 22-Feb-22 11:59 PM (2 years ago)
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morning, settling in for another day
Hello
(2 years ago)
good morning to you
(2 years ago)
how is everyone
(2 years ago)
lovely, you
(2 years ago)
pretty good, good sleep now another day on couch
(2 years ago)
Sat, 29-Jan-22 12:02 AM (2 years ago)
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wedding anniversay today... most action i'll get is stroking myself while looking at you lovely people
That sucks! .... .or doesn't ....
(2 years ago)
Fri, 31-Dec-21 11:19 AM (2 years ago)
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happy new year all... hope you have a safe fun sexy night and see you in 2022... home country new zealand is already there while i am 5 hours away x
paramour and Saturnfinger1 like this
beer smile
(2 years ago)
Sat, 25-Dec-21 1:25 AM (2 years ago)
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Merry Christmas everyone... sunny 43c in perth today, hope you all have a wonderful day with famy and friends x
Mon, 28-Jun-21 7:20 PM (2 years ago)
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tearing off tights with my teeth...
Mr_Vein likes this
But there's no relief, no peace, I toss and turn without cease.
(2 years ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Hands otherwise engaged?
(2 years ago)
Duh, of course, had to type the status 🤣
(2 years ago)
flitterbee and PApda like this
multi-tasking ow wink
(2 years ago)
owbiglineman likes this
Mon, 21-Jun-21 6:23 AM (2 years ago)
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quick 10 day trip to new zealand tonight... see you soon nz
urwayhot likes this
Gotta love life in a bubble... enjoy Aotearoa wink
(2 years ago)
bubbles, whos got bubbles? * puts glass out for a refill * wink
(2 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
Bubbles De Vere?
(2 years ago)
Nah youse jokers... the Trans Tasman travel bubble... wink
(2 years ago)
well i'm in... haha
(2 years ago)
Thu, 10-Jun-21 12:37 AM (2 years ago)
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got to be good looking 'cause he's so hard to see....
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