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Haggari's Recent Statuses
Fri, 1-Feb-19 5:15 PM (5 years ago)
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620 days since last status updated, dang. Guess I should at least make one post for 2019, so...might as well be this one!
And you are? smile
(5 years ago)
Mon, 22-May-17 6:22 AM (6 years ago)
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I guess the new Twin Peaks is out. I'd rather watch some twin peaks over here, ifyaknowwhatamsayin....boobs, I mean boobs.
Chuck-81, rhinostool and nosanity like this
but you like butts!!
(6 years ago)
Haggari likes this
But the wordplay works better with tits!
(6 years ago)
Daffodil888 likes this
haha - I know!! wink
(6 years ago)
Fri, 19-May-17 9:12 AM (6 years ago)
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69 days (tee-hee) days since the last status update and 148 since the one before that. My activity here's not too hot.
best you come on more often and maybe even get premium smile
(6 years ago)
Maybe eventually again. This thing's still not locked away behind Premium, so I'll get by!
(6 years ago)
Fri, 10-Mar-17 10:35 AM (7 years ago)
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Mr. Newbienudes personally told me that he misses me, but I suspect that might've been an automated messages to lure me back here...guess it's been 148 days since the last time!
We miss your conversation!
(7 years ago)
Haggari likes this
But not my ravishing looks? Aw, man...guess I'll take what I can!
(7 years ago)
Daffodil888 likes this
Both!!
(7 years ago)
Haggari likes this
Excellent! Now I have to see if these 148 days have included any spectacular pictures I might've missed...
(7 years ago)
Daffodil888 likes this
no one really ever seems to miss me
(7 years ago)
Thu, 13-Oct-16 7:09 AM (7 years ago)
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Whew, this damned fall is already chilly enough to make my nipples 'ready-to-cut-glass' hard.
so what didya trip over on then?
(7 years ago)
Mon, 10-Oct-16 7:28 AM (7 years ago)
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My precious free premium membership is running out soon and I didn't manage to do anything fancy with it...story of my life! Except this story has way more nudity.
enter the Bday comp you never know !
(7 years ago)
twas indeed.....*retires to a darkened room*
(7 years ago)
Birthday competition, eh? Missing my actual birthday by a month, so I can't use that as an excuse to buy a cake...not that I'd fuck a cake, that'd be a waste. Don't know how to work on a bday theme!
(7 years ago)
ballons, pressies, cake, writing happy b day?
(7 years ago)
I'll agree on all of those, but one still needs a creative way to include them if I want to grab any of those prizes!
(7 years ago)
Mon, 18-Jul-16 2:56 PM (7 years ago)
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Guess I'm back...now what? Don't want to browse through +260 days worth of smut, that's a full-time job already!
It's a dirty job but someone has got to do it
(7 years ago)
Go on...you know you want to really...mwah xxx
(7 years ago)
Wed, 4-Nov-15 6:48 AM (8 years ago)
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Haven't really perved much this week and it's already early wednesday...kinda alarming!
Sat, 31-Oct-15 8:45 AM (8 years ago)
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I forgot all about my planned photo snapping...guess I'll at least try and watch a horror movie tonight, if something.
Alright, I'll forgive you and just treat you instead of trickin'
(8 years ago)
chocolate covered anything will be yummysmile
(8 years ago)
There's this one with cream filling...though if you're way tired and take a bite out of it...that'd be some sinister trick or treating from your part.
(8 years ago)
how about I just lick the cream out?smile
(8 years ago)
Haggari likes this
I can live with that idea!
(8 years ago)
Wed, 28-Oct-15 10:30 PM (8 years ago)
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I don't really swing this way, but I've got a promising date on friday with this guy named James. Hopefully it'll be exciting, I hear he's a bit of a rascal.
outdoorman33 likes this
Oh, lucky you! Guess James is a common name...I should also state that this status is quite public, so it's not for your eyes only.
(8 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Me too! He's mine tho, all mine!! wink
(8 years ago)
We'll see about that, Daff. We might end up enjoying each other's company so much that the world's not enough to hold our love.
(8 years ago)
Daffodil888 likes this
He for my eyes only though!
(8 years ago)
We had a decent evening. He said it wasn't as good as his first date, but better than the second one and on par with the third. I just wish Christoph from another table could've been with us longer.
(8 years ago)
Sun, 25-Oct-15 3:32 PM (8 years ago)
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Counting down those final hours of sunday, still got time to be all-lazy...
kimberly_1229 likes this
still have half a day here...hey Haggarismile
(8 years ago)
Hey you!
(8 years ago)
almost noon here. LAZY time smile
(8 years ago)
Perhaps one could set at least one goal for next week...taking a fun new picture! Not building too much pressure that way...
(8 years ago)
I feel like I've been effectively lazy since I posted this status...still two hours to go over here, though, so I can try and improve on that!
(8 years ago)
Sun, 25-Oct-15 7:03 AM (8 years ago)
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Suppose it's time for sunday smut...or coffee. Or even BOTH!
*promises to speak proper English today, no lingo*
(8 years ago)
Brilliant!
(8 years ago)
I am, aren't I ?
(8 years ago)
Quite so, quite so.
(8 years ago)
you living in a cave , hun?
(8 years ago)
fuckmanron likes this
Sat, 24-Oct-15 9:49 PM (8 years ago)
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Exceptionally quiet saturday night...what's one to do on a night like this? Except stare at their monitor, of course.
That's right, because I pulled up my zipper! Not that it was open just now, but, uh...yeah, you just bet that, you!
(8 years ago)
Hi Haggari smile
(8 years ago)
Heya Daff! How's the night/day?
(8 years ago)
I think I'll close up the night by tossing a coin about whatever I should look at rumps or boobs before sleeping. I'm betting on the first in advance.
(8 years ago)
wink it's evening here and I'm doing good. Yucky outside so staying in.
(8 years ago)
Wed, 21-Oct-15 6:16 PM (8 years ago)
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Well, damnit. I was suppose to watch at least one BTTF movie today...maybe I'll search for a porn parody? "Fap to The Future" seems to be a thing, oh boy...
RoxanneS likes this
it hasn't been long enough between me seeing them the last time....I will pass...hi Haggarismile
(8 years ago)
Been years for me, at least with two. I've still got 3.5 hours of local time left on the day, so maybe I'll have it play on the background, If I won't be distracted...*wink wink nudge nudge*
(8 years ago)
i like one and three..two is the worst..
(8 years ago)
I think three's the one I haven't seen in a very long time...don't remember it being bad, but maybe a bit too different from the other two for my taste? 'course times change, might like it a lot now.
(8 years ago)
Wed, 21-Oct-15 5:46 AM (8 years ago)
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Aww...everyone's off to sleep when I wake up. Screw timezones!
been working over an hour already ,hun
(8 years ago)
Oh, so not perving about...I ought to get myself some coffee to wake me up instead of hard work. Odd dream got me out of bed and it didn't even include nudity!
(8 years ago)
I work from home hun with NN on one of the other computers.
(8 years ago)
I see, sounds handy for both work and sexytimes.
(8 years ago)
its a nice distraction
(8 years ago)
Tue, 20-Oct-15 6:36 AM (8 years ago)
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Now I'm not a nerd or anything, but that Star Wars trailer was pretty dope...and even without any tits in it!
Wait, is it a geek or nerd for movies? I don't even know.
(8 years ago)
My star is never been in a war wink. Nice you enjoyed the trailer.
(8 years ago)
Mon, 19-Oct-15 6:44 AM (8 years ago)
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Alright, I think there's a ghostly burnt image of my cock on the view of my camera now...hope that's enough for now!
never enough sexy mansmile commented(drooled on),voted and bookmarkedsmile
(8 years ago)
I love them. Well done wink xo
(8 years ago)
Sun, 18-Oct-15 7:56 PM (8 years ago)
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Huh, sunday went too fast, oddly enough. I was suppose to take a fifth pic, as I was kindly reminded about still needing one more for verification...any suggestions?
I'm apparently the worst at reading and understanding then. Let's see about it when my brains are working...thank you for the trouble of explaining. I'll do a tribal sacrifice or a dance for you.
(8 years ago)
lol....I just simplified it for you...I know there is a lot more words then necessary in the Rules for verificationssmile
(8 years ago)
You're not the first to misinterpret the verification rules. It took us two tries to get it right.
(8 years ago)
Those are some excellent pics to try and fail with, tho, Roxanne!
(8 years ago)
Thanks, Haggari! First try pics are long deleted now.
(8 years ago)
Sun, 18-Oct-15 8:51 AM (8 years ago)
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Sunday, bloody sunday. This calls for fun and games...or at least games.
pics other then verification ones...nice pics thoughsmile
(8 years ago)
Had to read this status twice...Bloody Sunday never brings games to mind here lol
(8 years ago)
Well goddamnit, apparently I'm terrible at math...and yeah, I did another read on rules after those cut out pics...and apparently still messed it up! So I need to snap that 5th picture now, humm...
(8 years ago)
Oh yeah, prooobably not if we're thinking about the origin of that particular phrase. I'm just used to typing it out without thinking some of the horrid relations it has...
(8 years ago)
I need some creative thinking for a new picture...that, ooor I'll just snap a cock picture!
(8 years ago)
Sat, 17-Oct-15 11:21 AM (8 years ago)
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This seems like a good day to WITNESS Fury Road on a blu-ray.
Wellp, that's done now...guess it's a mandatory to calm yourself down from the addrenaline rush by looking at nudies.
(8 years ago)
It was a good movie
(8 years ago)
'twas bloody amazing. That was the third time I've seen it for this year. That hasn't happened, since...don't know, Shaun of the Dead, probably?
(8 years ago)
Thu, 15-Oct-15 11:24 PM (8 years ago)
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Oh my, it's nearing 2:30am over here...I need some night-time boobs to stare at.
Thu, 15-Oct-15 2:58 PM (8 years ago)
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Some butt oggling could do right now, even though it ain't even friday yet!
Wed, 14-Oct-15 6:27 AM (8 years ago)
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I think I need to snap a (silly) picture to verify myself. You just post that to "NN Stamped" and ask for verification in the description?
Digital film is cheap, get busy and have with it !
(8 years ago)
Wellp, that's taken care of now...what's the next big NN step?
(8 years ago)
reading and *understanding* verification rulessmile
(8 years ago)
Oooh, "obviously me"...well then, good thing I didn't trash those!
(8 years ago)
'kay, maybe that's enough vertification spam then.
(8 years ago)
Tue, 13-Oct-15 5:45 AM (8 years ago)
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Looks like a cold morning. Perhaps some jerkin...eh, coffee in cup will warm my hands.
Mon, 12-Oct-15 5:37 AM (8 years ago)
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Alright, a productive start to the week...looking at some boob pics, perhaps. I need a category for morning ones.
there are morning ones lol....hi yousmile
(8 years ago)
bounce bounce
(8 years ago)
Heya, I imagine there are! I wonder if there's a term for those, something that can be compared to morning wood or such...and thanks for that, jak, though those are maybe a bit too yellow...
(8 years ago)
if you look really close...the boobs are white not yellow lol
(8 years ago)
Oh, well in that case it's a pretty good attempt!
(8 years ago)
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