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jackoff5's Recent Statuses
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jackoff5
Fri, 11-Sep-20 5:47 PM (3 years ago)
tip
Time to empty my balls
rhinostool likes this
lennynatural
Balls are high maintenance.
(3 years ago)
Relaxer and bluebayour6 like this
 		Relaxer
I am stuck with emptying the trash
(3 years ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
jackoff5
Mon, 8-Oct-18 8:48 PM (5 years ago)
tip
Sitting with my cock in my hand
RedWind and rhinostool like this
LincolnSK
hope you're not on public transportation.
(5 years ago)
weben871 and ghostfacelos like this
 		ghostfacelos
Sup my fellow mandigo warriors
(5 years ago)
LincolnSK likes this
 		maraff
"I'll be sitting when the semen comes,watching the ships roll in and I'll watch them roll away again "
(5 years ago)
jackoff5
Thu, 19-Apr-18 12:59 PM (6 years ago)
tip
Sitting around horny!!
riverguy likes this
jackoff5
Sun, 4-Mar-18 1:21 AM (6 years ago)
tip
Who is in Atlanta
Wodja
Captain Nemo?
(6 years ago)
jackoff5
Thu, 9-Nov-17 10:46 AM (6 years ago)
tip
Horny on a rainy day
jackoff5
Fri, 17-Mar-17 4:52 PM (7 years ago)
tip
I love showing my BBC off!
TopCat57
I'm proud of the BBC
(7 years ago)
nazgulnine and nosanity like this
 		metalwork
BBC British broadcasting corporation?
(7 years ago)
TopCat57 and nosanity like this
jackoff5
Fri, 17-Mar-17 4:51 PM (7 years ago)
tip
I loce showing this BBC
steelrat60
I really hate tyos, don't you?
(7 years ago)
steelrat60
Fuck.... *typos
(7 years ago)
TopCat57 and PApda like this
 		TopCat57
A classic of the genre, Ratty: P
(7 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
jackoff5
Fri, 13-Jan-17 12:34 AM (7 years ago)
tip
Hard cock on deck
softcell likes this
jackoff5
Fri, 30-Dec-16 12:46 AM (7 years ago)
tip
I wanna see some nice hairy pussies where they at????
flitterbee
most likely some in the pussie photo category
(7 years ago)
powermanp3
Ummmmm, in Nice Hairy Pussyville???
(7 years ago)
hackelberry77
The pet store
(7 years ago)
powermanp3 and happyhumper69 like this
 RoxanneS
There's also a hairy pic category if memory serves.
(7 years ago)
jackoff5
Wed, 9-Nov-16 5:01 PM (7 years ago)
tip
I luv beautiful pussies
jackoff5 likes this
BlindMelon
The Marilyn Manson song? Never mind, that was "Beautiful People"
(7 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
 		bugguy905
I love beautiful pussy also and nice cock like yours!
(7 years ago)
jackoff5
Thu, 25-Aug-16 5:37 PM (7 years ago)
tip
Empty balls are happy balls!!
iowawantit likes this
mermaid_hunter69
tell that to the football my dog popped sad
(7 years ago)
steelrat60
lol, mermaid... less than a minute wityh ours
(7 years ago)
mermaid_hunter69
mine too .... the only ones that last are tennis balls
(7 years ago)
steelrat60
chew chew pop....
(7 years ago)
curiousAdam
That's what Tom Brady said.
(7 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
jackoff5
Thu, 25-Aug-16 5:29 PM (7 years ago)
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Cock in hand!
TopCat57
Is worth 2 in a bush, unless shaved, then....never mind; P
(7 years ago)
jackoff5
Tue, 16-Aug-16 5:16 PM (7 years ago)
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Jack this monster cock of mines!!
naughtyteasel likes this
shy_professor
Mining just got a lot more interesting.
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
 		MarkandLacey
Where is Chuck when ya need him? He has a perfect response to this status.
(7 years ago)
LikesTwo
He's in the cock mines looking for monsters.
(7 years ago)
shy_professor likes this
 HotRodd
Open pit mining is at it's most detrimental to the environment when they're inhabited by cocks of the monster variety.
(7 years ago)
naughtyteasel
oh my xx Lyn xx lol.
(7 years ago)
jackoff5
Mon, 13-Jun-16 8:50 AM (7 years ago)
tip
I love doggystyle!!!
lynskey
woof woof
(7 years ago)
Agent_K
Shitting on the lawn?
(7 years ago)
Nick_Loves_Solea likes this
 		clittylicker
You mean you sit up & beg while she rolls over & plays dead? smile
(7 years ago)
jackoff5
Tue, 26-Apr-16 10:25 AM (7 years ago)
tip
Creampie Tuesday!!!
Nick_Loves_Solea
nope...not an alliteration....try again! smile
(7 years ago)
jackoff5
Fri, 22-Apr-16 7:01 AM (7 years ago)
tip
Come ride this cock!!
jackoff5
Wed, 20-Apr-16 5:06 PM (8 years ago)
tip
Im thinking hairy pussy today!!! Any favorites recommended
sakman
We always do hairy! Why can't we eat at the new Thai place for a change?
(8 years ago)
Revord2 and LuLusBakery like this
 Kreacher
Grumpy cat?
(8 years ago)
jackoff5
Mon, 21-Mar-16 4:58 PM (8 years ago)
tip
Boner alert!
iowawantit likes this
__mac__
I have no idea what I'm supposed to do in this kind of emergency
(8 years ago)
LordRebellion
Duck, tuck, bend your knees ... Count to 3!
(8 years ago)
__mac__
What happens on 4?
(8 years ago)
LordRebellion
That's what bishop Randychilds taught the alter boys anyway.
(8 years ago)
LordRebellion
I dunno. I never attended church. It all cums from word of mouth.
(8 years ago)
jackoff5
Thu, 10-Mar-16 5:12 PM (8 years ago)
tip
Balls need to be emptied!
nickey69
masterbate?
(8 years ago)
jetta07
mine too!
(8 years ago)
jackoff5
Tue, 8-Mar-16 11:01 AM (8 years ago)
tip
I wanna lick on a phat nice hairy pussy
jackoff5
Wed, 2-Mar-16 8:47 AM (8 years ago)
tip
I want this cock to feel pussies from all over the World!!
Artistic
you need to start travelling then
(8 years ago)
hackelberry77 likes this
 tigersteaks
Most people pet cats with their hands.
(8 years ago)
RoxanneS likes this
 RoxanneS
Not everyone is imaginative, tiger.
(8 years ago)
tigersteaks
I'm just looking out for the cats. They are very picky about the state of their fur.
(8 years ago)
RoxanneS likes this
 RoxanneS
Prima donnas, the lot of them!
(8 years ago)
tigersteaks likes this
jackoff5
Sun, 21-Feb-16 9:54 AM (8 years ago)
tip
I feel like delivering a creampie!!! Taking orders!!
TopCat57
Apple turnover, with whipped cream please
(8 years ago)
HC23 and JaquL8 like this
 		JaquL8
I'd like mine with the cream on the side please..
(8 years ago)
lynskey
black forest gateaux
(8 years ago)
Agent_K likes this
 		HC23
Apricot pie with mine please
(8 years ago)
clittylicker
Mmmm, lemon meringue for me thanks
(8 years ago)
jackoff5
Fri, 12-Feb-16 3:44 PM (8 years ago)
tip
UK pussies are the best!!
bigbrenda and bOObzman like this
MarkandLacey
I will admit, one of my favorites here is a UK pussy.
(8 years ago)
curiousAdam likes this
 nickey69
how do you know,, ever had a Canadian one???
(8 years ago)
bOObzman likes this
 		Freckles
Or Ugandan?
(8 years ago)
quietwacpl
or one from the university of louisville?
(8 years ago)
MarkandLacey
Ohhh....he's talking about vaginas. I was referring to TopCat.
(8 years ago)
jackoff5
Mon, 8-Feb-16 5:15 PM (8 years ago)
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Uploaded a pic of my #1 sidekick
VTCali
Never really understood the Suzuki Sidekick, such a small SUV
(8 years ago)
MarkandLacey
It's like a SUV's redheaded bastard love child, VT.
(8 years ago)
Ltdan
they are small so you need a couple of em...hence the #1
(8 years ago)
jackoff5
Sat, 6-Feb-16 10:48 AM (8 years ago)
tip
The first thing i do when i lay eyes on a sexy woman is to see how phat her pussy bulges out!!!
jackoff5
And then I look her in the face and smile and say Hello how are you!!!
(8 years ago)
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