)patchandwheels's Recent Statuses
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Sat, 20-Jan-24 2:57 PM (89 days ago)
Seems like some "drink-bourbon-and-take-naughty-pics" weather around here!
It's absolutely BRUTAL out there, isn't it! 🥶 On the plus side, some new "naked-and-naughty" pics forthcoming? "Oh boy!" 😛
(89 days ago)
that sounds like a great idea.i look forward to seeing new pics
(89 days ago)
So let's get into good trouble tonight...get areselfs in deep
(315 days ago)
Phineas_J_Whoopee likes this
Some truth in that! 👌 And if I may, what a beautiful, sensual & erotic woman you are! Some seriously wowsa photographs you have. 🐾😻😽🐾
(315 days ago)
Fri, 5-May-23 11:38 PM (348 days ago)
I'm going to have sex with five different men today. I'm calling it "Cinco de Guy-o".
I call it "Five Guys" 
(348 days ago)
I would never have 5 women in a day cos I'm a Gentleman...Made it Two days
(348 days ago)
patchandwheels likes this
Sat, 15-Aug-20 1:14 AM (3 years ago)
I just wanted you to know that. If you can hear me, if it got into your brain somehow. That I spread my butt cheeks as Mike Honcho.”
owbiglineman likes this
Sun, 15-Jul-18 12:52 AM (5 years ago)
Photo session is about to begin....any suggestions for pics??? I love dressing up for you....
Anything you don't wear always looks good to me, gorgeous.
(5 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Sat, 23-Jun-18 1:59 AM (5 years ago)
Ok so "Plinko" but instead of cash you get your balls licked...yay or nay?
Sun, 25-Mar-18 1:10 AM (6 years ago)
"I'm gonna go home and look at my vagina in a hand mirror" Date Night
Sun, 16-Jul-17 2:03 AM (6 years ago)
Oh dang, I forgot to put clothes on. What should I wear tonight, boys and girls?
wat the good lord gave ya is just fine 
(6 years ago)
I can hold 'em for you while you run around naked deciding...... jus sayin
(6 years ago)
Jagged_Edges likes this
nothing but body paint.................................yum
(6 years ago)
patchandwheels likes this
Sun, 18-Jun-17 1:28 AM (6 years ago)
Skin-tight neon dress (no panties). Check. Slutty heels. Check. Drink in hand and horny. Check. What next....?
Proof pics posted. Party on!
(6 years ago)
Those are some good starts, but no tickling plz.
(6 years ago)
Sun, 16-Apr-17 1:26 AM (7 years ago)
Listening to Disturbed and taking dirty pics! That's a good Saturday night...
Sun, 26-Feb-17 1:37 AM (7 years ago)
"If I want a decent blowjob I'm just gonna have to do it myself!"
Sun, 29-Jan-17 1:24 AM (7 years ago)
I need suggestions or inspirations for sexy pics! I love to please!
Rene_Pogel likes this
Take a look up her skirt and then... It's glistening once again
(7 years ago)
Sun, 11-Sep-16 1:43 AM (7 years ago)
It's not about cocks and ass and tits. And butthole pleasures. It's not about these rusty trombones and these dirty sanchez. And these Cincinatti bowties and these pussy juice cocktail...
But without the cock how are you going to get the rusty trombone?
(7 years ago)
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