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zyff's Recent Statuses
Tue, 26-Jun-12 5:02 PM (11 years ago)
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It's fun to be on top once in a while, I guess
the top deck is better, better view
(11 years ago)
I enjoy having the woman on top it allows me to play with her tits and clit as she rides my cock!
(11 years ago)
not if your hands are shackled....bwuuaaaah hahahahah
(11 years ago)
I like being undersmilex
(11 years ago)
Thu, 21-Jun-12 4:27 PM (11 years ago)
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I don't think that's your finger wink
sorry its a little cold in here
(11 years ago)
I don't mind little dicks, but big ones are awesome wink
(11 years ago)
It is my finger and no it wasn't a mistake!
(11 years ago)
so i bet you would love my steel one,is hard as a rock all the time,what would u do to me?
(11 years ago)
Yesssssss zyff. I MUST Agree With U...smile
(11 years ago)
Thu, 14-Jun-12 6:46 PM (11 years ago)
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The last time I did that I was sore for a week wink
Shower?....wink
(11 years ago)
hope it was worth the pain then
(11 years ago)
10 hour horseback ride?
(11 years ago)
Tue, 5-Jun-12 1:30 PM (11 years ago)
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I'm tired of talking about myself, why don't you talk about me for a while?
rem870 and 69.deborah like this
ok here we go.......ummm........nope nothing :/
(11 years ago)
Luv ur ass zyff...does it get enough use?
(11 years ago)
i like your ass, how am i doing?
(11 years ago)
ts 500am and looking at your ass got me hard now you are going to get it hehe
(11 years ago)
will talk with you not about you or about you with yousmilexx
(11 years ago)
Thu, 17-May-12 7:08 PM (11 years ago)
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Some guy really needs to open an account as Livermore, haha that cracked me up wink
Livermore Lovespuds.....I can feel a character comingon....
(11 years ago)
I have noooooo idea, but autocorrect liked it better than lovespuds wink
(11 years ago)
yer i know, but i was just asking what it is
(11 years ago)
A city in California is all I know.
(11 years ago)
I like Livermore Lovespuds, but that would be so hard to type in login when not fully awake
(11 years ago)
Thu, 17-May-12 7:05 PM (11 years ago)
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Status is really funny this afternoon wink
cos your here, your like a funny ermm funny status thing
(11 years ago)
Lol!
(11 years ago)
It's not me! I'm cracking up over the stuff people are saying!
(11 years ago)
wow
(11 years ago)
Wed, 16-May-12 1:37 PM (11 years ago)
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Cartman, I thought you were gone wink
Fri, 20-Apr-12 1:57 PM (11 years ago)
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It was definitely big, but I've had better wink
magnum6913 likes this
A hamburger?
(11 years ago)
steak?
(11 years ago)
Actually it was a bagel, it's morning here wink
(11 years ago)
details at 6!
(11 years ago)
You can still eat steak for breakfast yanno smile
(11 years ago)
Thu, 29-Mar-12 2:29 PM (12 years ago)
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This will hurt you way more than it will hurt me wink
Cartman, I sunbathe naked a lot, but our yard is pretty private, you'd have to really look to see wink
(12 years ago)
FB, nice bedside manner! Haha wink
(12 years ago)
Ha! Only if they are being dick-faces. I give compassion where compassion is due. lol
(12 years ago)
i would install x ray vision eyes if it ment i got to see you
(12 years ago)
i hope so grin hello zyff
(12 years ago)
Fri, 23-Mar-12 8:19 PM (12 years ago)
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Don't push, everyone gets a piece wink
justmyjunk and Onionheart like this
of what? smile
(12 years ago)
of what?
(12 years ago)
thats good, im glad, hope im near the front
(12 years ago)
patiently waiting my turn
(12 years ago)
Fri, 23-Mar-12 5:14 PM (12 years ago)
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That's the biggest one I've ever seen, I wonder if it works wink
tv?
(12 years ago)
turn it on and find out. smile
(12 years ago)
i think it probably needs a lot of hand-cranking to get it going...
(12 years ago)
Fri, 23-Mar-12 2:41 PM (12 years ago)
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Girth matters wink
It's a good thing I have a big brain!!!
(12 years ago)
agreed
(12 years ago)
yeah if your stretched out like a tunnel.
(12 years ago)
girth- was he the bloke with glasses on waynes world?
(12 years ago)
I have a nice thick cock, it is always apleasure to stretch a lady's love canal and hear her moan with satisfaction on every stroke.
(11 years ago)
Tue, 20-Mar-12 8:10 PM (12 years ago)
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My options are always open wink
sounds good
(12 years ago)
id prefere it if your legs were to smile
(12 years ago)
does that include hole options? ;p
(12 years ago)
Fri, 16-Mar-12 6:01 PM (12 years ago)
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Seeking series's who seek seeking wink
Diane44 likes this
its kinda confizing, my brain is overflowing
(12 years ago)
I don't know, ask the seekers wink
(12 years ago)
I'm overflowing too, but not my brain wink
(12 years ago)
then whats overflowing?
(12 years ago)
i'm seeking, i think??
(12 years ago)
Mon, 30-Jan-12 6:44 PM (12 years ago)
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Im so hippy ma artokirect iz of
MissMoana and merlin1801 like this
peace man
(12 years ago)
lol x#
(12 years ago)
hello sugar....nice ass u hav ther
(12 years ago)
Mon, 30-Jan-12 6:44 PM (12 years ago)
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Just turned off autocorrect, now all my mistakes will be my own wink
CindyDoYou likes this
Own them hun!
(12 years ago)
Fri, 27-Jan-12 5:48 PM (12 years ago)
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Generic status: insert anything you want here...or here...
OhioJoe and Muffin Lover like this
It's a word, look it up wink
(12 years ago)
mmm, i like the sounds of that!
(12 years ago)
*presses insert key*
(12 years ago)
love to insert cock
(12 years ago)
I would enjoy inserting my cock in all of your open "generic" status places.
(11 years ago)
Fri, 27-Jan-12 3:17 PM (12 years ago)
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Now I'm wondering what everyone does for jobs wink
sorry mike, i meant zyff's ass...
(12 years ago)
but then again i live 15 miles from mexico so they don't really care lol
(12 years ago)
Money is very sexy, at least to me wink
(12 years ago)
oh lol
(12 years ago)
retired no job!!!!
(12 years ago)
Thu, 26-Jan-12 7:32 PM (12 years ago)
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A whale penis by any other name still wouldn't smell like a rose...
Hoozthedaddy and natmass0 like this
Gotta love the classics wink
(12 years ago)
lol
(12 years ago)
shakespeare, right? wink
(12 years ago)
Quality zyff.
(12 years ago)
I try to keep the site literate wink
(12 years ago)
Thu, 26-Jan-12 7:15 PM (12 years ago)
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What did I learn today? It's fun to say whale penis wink
tight4skin and Hoozthedaddy like this
See?
(12 years ago)
every day's a school day.
(12 years ago)
did you see that tosh video of a woman touching a whale penis?
(12 years ago)
try saying it 10 times.....smile
(12 years ago)
I know, the waitress just gave me a funny look too wink
(12 years ago)
Wed, 25-Jan-12 5:42 PM (12 years ago)
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I'm terribly annoyed, but getting better at it wink
firehose78 likes this
very good at it
(12 years ago)
should i tickle you?
(12 years ago)
Wed, 25-Jan-12 4:43 PM (12 years ago)
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Wow, I almost quoted a song, but fortunately I came to my senses in time wink
well at least you didn't fuck newt gingrich or anything
(12 years ago)
oh the horrors lol
(12 years ago)
wow, what aragedy
(12 years ago)
was it a tom jones song?
(12 years ago)
a tragedy*
(12 years ago)
Fri, 20-Jan-12 6:13 PM (12 years ago)
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I dreamed I was being fucked by the world's biggest dick, and when I woke up I couldn't find my pillow...at first...
i greamed i was in a hollywood moooovie
(12 years ago)
lol greamed
(12 years ago)
yor a star [ S S ]
(12 years ago)
a shooting star, dontcha know?
(12 years ago)
NEW IT
(12 years ago)
Sat, 24-Dec-11 5:23 PM (12 years ago)
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I'd tell everyone to eat drink and be merry, but there's too many guys on here being Mary already wink
almost clever...
(12 years ago)
Thu, 22-Dec-11 6:07 PM (12 years ago)
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Wen it comes to being complimented or fucked, there's no such thing as enough wink
Oops, when haha
(12 years ago)
this is true.
(12 years ago)
more! more!
(12 years ago)
hi zyff hope you have wonderful xmas
(12 years ago)
I agree. I enjoy complimenting a lady often and fucking her to reinforce the compliments!
(11 years ago)
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