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About Me:
They insist, huh? Well, I'm neither a smoker nor a toker nor a midnight joker. That's more a non-description, but it'll do for now.
 
My Stats:
I am:
Male
Sexual Preference:
Girls
Am seeking:
No one at the moment
Marital Status:
Single
Children:
None
Age:
65
Location:
  Stalkersville, Indiana, United States
NN Status:
I last logged into NN:
25-Apr-24
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Interesting things to know about me:
My Starsign:
Gemini
My Favourite posters on NN are:
fantasm, erospiration, TobiJack, iowachick, sexy_teach, estr02, MicheleN2, XxCherryLuiciousGrlx
Interests I have are:
Movies / Cinema, Billiards / Pool / Darts, Music, Cars / Motorcycles, Nature, Computers / Internet, Politics, Cycling, Gardening, Travel / Sightseeing, Volleyball / Basketball, Hiking / Camping, Literature / History
Other Interests I have are:
Dogs, stargazing, laughing
I am also up for:
Anything!
I have been a Member of NN since:
2-Aug-05
My Appearance:
Race/Ethnicity:Caucasian (White)
Body Type: Slim
Body Shape: Hourglass
Height: 6' 3" (190cm)
Weight: 999lbs (71st 5lbs) (453.1kg)
Eye Colour: Grey
Hair Colour: Light Brown
Best Feature: Fingers
Pubic Hair: Natural
Tatoos: None
Piercings: None
Penis Length: 0.2" (0.5cm)
Penis Girth: 0.2" (0.6cm)
Circumcised: Yes
My Professional Life:
Education: Uni Graduate
Employment Status: Unemployed
Industry: Construction / Craftsman
Job Role: Technical
My Lifestyle:
Smoking: Like Chimney
Drinking: Alcoholic
Food Preference: Non-vegetarian
Religion: Spiritual but not religious
Sense of Humour: Clever / Quick Witted
Social Behaviour: Better in small groups
Personality: Home body
Libido: High
Kinkiest place
I've had sex:
On a trampoline (in her back yard, but at night), and let me tell ya . . .
Spoken Languages:
English, German, Other
My Favourites:
Movie: Pulp Fiction
Actor/Actress: Bruce Willis
Book:
Author:
Song: Don't Call Us, We'll Call You (1974)
Band:
TV Show: 20/20 (yes, I'm that boring)
Sport: Frisbee
Drink:
Food: Watermelon, Triscuits®
Pastime:
Thing:
Sex Position: Reverse cowgirl
Famous person I'd like
to have sex with:
Deborah Kara Unger
Self Description:
What makes me happy: Tufted nethers
What makes me sad:
What makes me mad: ppl who rite lk this. Or worse yet, l1K3 Th15
My bad habits: Fibbing about my smoking and drinking habits. And about my various physical dimensions, too.
My Final Thought:
If I ran NN...
I'd try to mend fences with some of my lapsed members.

(Profile last updated: 1-Jan-17)


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Comments:
LoneSomeDove69
22-Sep-15  (8 years ago)
Very interesting man.