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About Me:
I am a retrosexual - not had any for years.
 
My Stats:
I am:
 Male
Sexual Preference:
 Girls
Am seeking:
 Anyone - Don't care
Marital Status:
 Married
Children:
Age:
 74
Location:
   Up a river of excrement with n, Scotland, United Kingdom
NN Status:
I last logged into NN:
 10-Mar-18
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My Favourite posters on NN are:
Interests I have are:
Other Interests I have are:
I am also up for:
 Cyber Sex w/cam
I have been a Member of NN since:
 17-Feb-09
My Appearance:
Race/Ethnicity:Caucasian (White)
Body Type: Average
Body Shape: Pear
Height: 5' 10" (178cm)
Weight: 200lbs (14st 4lbs) (90.7kg)
Eye Colour: Hazel
Hair Colour: White/Grey
Best Feature: Cock
Pubic Hair: Natural
Tatoos: None
Piercings:
Penis Length: 5.5" (14cm)
Penis Girth: 5" (12.7cm)
Circumcised: No
My Professional Life:
Education: Uni Graduate
Employment Status: Retired
Industry: Sales / Marketing
Job Role: Professional
My Lifestyle:
Smoking: No
Drinking: Socially
Food Preference: Vegetarian
Religion:
Sense of Humour: Clownish / Silly
Social Behaviour: Better in small groups
Personality: Joker
Libido: High
Kinkiest place
I've had sex:		 Brenchley Gardens Maidstone on a bench in the rush hour.
Spoken Languages:
 English
My Favourites:
Movie: Dirty Roten Scoundrals
Actor/Actress: Amy adams
Book: Sex For One
Author:
Song: Old Shep
Band: Jimmy Shand
TV Show: Take Your Pick
Sport: Throwing bricks at the ducks
Drink: Malt
Food: Pasta
Pastime: Surviving
Thing: Have not seen a thing for years
Sex Position: Nothing kinky here!
Famous person I'd like
to have sex with: 		Me
Self Description:
What makes me happy: My sex life
What makes me sad: My sex life
What makes me mad: My sex life
My bad habits: My sex life
My Final Thought:
 If I was a millionaire...
Nobody will EVER read this so it don't matter! Sex is like a rear windscreen wiper. When you get a new car the rear wiper is great-you use it at every possible opportunity.It always seems to go wrong very soon. Everything looks fine but it can never be made to work again.At least once a year you decide to have a look and get it fixed- never works. You yearn for the day when you have a new car where the rear wiper will work.Some people are lucky enough to get a new car.Others-myself included-come to a point where they can not get any kind of car or even borrow one from someone else. The spring is coming- must be getting close to the time when my wife will suggest that the rear wiper should be fixed- with the usual disppointing result. My rear wiper broke down on my honeymoon- my sparkling new wife removed the fuse!

(Profile last updated: 7-Feb-17)


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Comments:
24-Jan-18  (6 years ago)
Thanks for your rating on our photos, we are so glad that you like them.
Pheonix316
7-Feb-17  (7 years ago)
I read your final thoughts.. I did. My thoughts; "Never mind the new car. Grab your tool and get to work on that rear end. A car benefits from plenty of servicing, but sometimes getting in someone skilled brings it back to its former glory". I enjoy a good DIY 😉


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