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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Saturday, October 5, 2024, 6:14:22 PM- Talent | ||||||
I wouldn't say I'm talented, but I can cook, sew, clean, sing, sketch and I was a decent baseball player. My biggest asset is eating. I'm 6' tall, weigh 175 lbs., and I can out eat people taller and heavier than me. Meat is my specialty, but desserts I can handle, too. Just a warning in advance, in case you start thinking about a dinner invite. ~ | ||||||
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| Friday, October 4, 2024, 6:54:58 PM- Sarah | ||
When I was married, the wife called me at work, leaving me a message not to forget to pick up vegetables from the market on my way home. She also said my friend Sarah was there with her. I called her back and asked why Sarah was there. She told me she wasn't. She just wanted to make sure I heard the message. A while later I called her back, telling her I was at the market with my friend Sarah. She said she would be right there and hung up. 20 minutes later the wife called me again. She said she was at the market, but didn't see me anywhere. Where was I, she asked? I'm still at work, I replied, but since you're at the market you can pick up the vegetables. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, October 3, 2024, 6:05:26 PM- Trust | ||
Giving someone your trust is like giving them a loaded gun... either they shoot you or they protect you. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, October 2, 2024, 6:17:03 PM- A thought | ||
If money is the root of evil, but it doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches? ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, October 1, 2024, 6:18:14 PM- Gone | ||
Pete Rose has died at age 83. The lifetime leader in career hits in professional baseball. Not in the Hall of Fame, due to a lifetime ban for betting on games of his sport. Probably will be elected to the HOF now. ~ | ||
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| Monday, September 30, 2024, 6:42:51 PM- I agree | ||
The relationship between a husband and wife is psychological. One is psycho, the other is logical. You figure out who is who. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, September 29, 2024, 5:14:53 PM- The real truth in advertising | ||
When I bought my car, the salesman told me it would seat 5 adults with no problem. I told him I didn't know 5 adults without problems, but I would buy the car anyway. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, September 28, 2024, 5:28:20 PM- Limerick | ||
Mary had a little lamb, and the doctor fainted. Old MacDonald had a farm, and the doctor died. ~ | ||
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| Friday, September 27, 2024, 4:29:51 PM- Aluminum | ||
I have aluminum rims on my vehicle. When the weather starts cooling off in the fall, I have to check my air pressure in my tires, because they lose pressure. No problem in the summer, but when winter rolls around they lose pressure quickly. Oh, if only I had a garage to park my car in! ~ | ||
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| Thursday, September 26, 2024, 6:44:26 PM- Perks | ||
One of the good things about retirement is getting my now annual Covid booster & flu shots for free. It also doesn't hurt when the young lady who administers the shots is hot! ~ | ||
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