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dummyracer_36
see??? even GOD hates Harleys!
- The inventor of the Harley-Davidson

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur . 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God.'

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle? '
Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'

God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable,makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?'

Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?'


God said, 'Ah, yes.'
'Well,' said Arthur , professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention !
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds

3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much


4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!

'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'
God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. 'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur , 'but according to these numbers,more men are riding my invention than yours'.

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walter67

thumbup An 'oldie' bit goodie Dum thumbup

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Renaldo_Moon
Ahhh Harleys smile Boat anchors the lot of em tongue

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walter67

tongue I heard ...Casey Stoner ...has NEVER sat on a Harley tongue LOL

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hahahahahaha fucking funny dummy, at least my bike don't leave a trail of rice everywhere it goes! beer

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oh and btw dum ya ever gonna send me the info to were i'm supposed to send my money fer one o yer shirts


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see??? even GOD hates Harleys!
I was a metric rider for years. Ive since gone to the dark side.
Most that rubbish Harleys have never sat on one never mind owned one.
There's a feeling I get when I ride my Harley and Ive never had this feeling before on any rice muncher bike. Granted there are some great bikes out there and they go like rockets but as hard as they try they'll never be a Harley Davidson.

Is there any brand out that that hasn't tried to copy the Harley look? I think they've all had a go at it lol. That alone says it all for me, wannabe's

If you have to ask why I ride a Harley then there's no point trying to explain. raspberry

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Jenniferslut
Down with Harley thumbdown They are sending their operation to Taiwan I think.

Buy an Indian!

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