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bt0005
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Salad Dresing
17-May-19 19:59
Years ago, a friend of mine wanted me to masturbate in the salad dressing that she was going to put on the salad of her, son to be, ex boyfriend. I wouldn't do it even when she offered to give me a hand.
I got to thinking, have any of you, men and women, ever "doctored" the food of anyone? jerk

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Luv2SexCouple
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18-May-19 08:00
I mentioned this elsewhere here too:

Long ago, me and a Fuck Buddy were preparing dinner.
She had bought a big cucumber for the salad.
I pulled her pants down and soon was dlidoing her cunt with the cucumber.
After a huge orgasm the veggie was covered in her pussy juice.
I did not wash the cucumber and immediately cut it up and put it in the salad, grool and all.

We then invited the neigboring couple to join us for dinner.
I made sure to ask them if they liked the salad !!!
They said it was very nice.

Now.... I know the guy would have thought it kinky,
But the girl would have freaked out had she known that she had just consumed my FB's cunt cream !!!
Ha Ha she had it coming though !!!

We never ever told her !! LOL

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gee152
18-May-19 09:28
Once knew a guy that when his MIL was visiting prepared a meal finishing with ice cream, he wanked over MIL's portion and stuck it back in the freezer until time to serve it.

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20-May-19 19:38
Not really on the topic, but here goes.

Once read a story (may have been here), where the guy told that his gf was away during the week and he only saw her on weekends.
He wanked the whole week and dumped his cum into a tray for ice cubes and stored it in the freezer.
When his gf came home she would suck the frozen cum-cubes.

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chargingram
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20-May-19 20:56
I can see someone wanting to do this to their ex boyfriend. Hell, I use to piss in my boss's thermos full of coffee because he was such an asshole but your son? Hope he didn't get her anything for mother's day

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21-May-19 02:47
if someone wished it ok

but i think you need to be a real low life to do it to anyone not wanting it
regardless if they are a bad person

that just make you an asshole

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Luv2SexCouple
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21-May-19 04:28
chargingram said: I can see someone wanting to do this to their ex boyfriend. Hell, I use to piss in my boss's thermos full of coffee because he was such an asshole but your son? Hope he didn't get her anything for mother's day


I think he meant "soon", not "son" - as in "soon to be ex"

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jdcoo3
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21-May-19 08:00
Nothing sexual about this. Just sick.

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theroyalcouple
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21-May-19 14:32
What a fucken retarded thing to do. Here in Australia a lady at an Asian restaurant asked for some of her food to be packed and bagged so she could take it home. Two weeks later she had a blood test and it showed syphilis. Her husband divorced her for having an affair and contracted the STD.
Turns out the police arrested a dirty asian grub for ejaculating in her food at the restaurant and he had the STD. Five other people, male and female were also affected over a period of time.
He went to jail.
But hey, you keep on wanking in other peoples food and I'll gob up a big green mouthful of phlegm and spit it in your face - same thing.
What is happening to this forum board. From a post about shit to sperming in food and whatever else??
There's less about sex these days and more about the antics of sick fuckers!


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LongSchlong2
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21-May-19 20:15
Its easy RC....dont read it!!!!....we all have choices and reading forum topics isnt mandatory.....just saying

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chargingram
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21-May-19 20:35
Don't they put it here to read confused

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22-May-19 11:17
chargingram said: Don't they put it here to read confused


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bt0005
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Soon
22-May-19 21:09
Yes, I meant "soon" not son. And I didn't do it. I thought I made that clear. I would not do that to anyone as I wouldn't want it done to me.
I readily, and proudly, admit to being somewhat of a pervert, but sick?
And, as long as folks want to criticize, I spelled "dressing" wrong in the title.

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28-May-19 15:13
I have a coworker who is a bit of a cunt. I have shot cum in her toothpaste and in her hair conditioner bottle

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Luv2SexCouple
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29-May-19 15:56
spunkdonkey said: I have a coworker who is a bit of a cunt. I have shot cum in her toothpaste and in her hair conditioner bottle


Ha Ha it must have given you a huge grin when she used it !!! LOL

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salad dresing
31-May-19 05:49
Well I've masturbated and shoot my cum in my tuna salad and liked eating it. But I wouldn't do it in other peoples food only mine.

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sscd
28-Jun-19 20:44
Luv2SexCouple said:
chargingram said: I can see someone wanting to do this to their ex boyfriend. Hell, I use to piss in my boss's thermos full of coffee because he was such an asshole but your son? Hope he didn't get her anything for mother's day


I think he meant "soon", not "son" - as in "soon to be ex"

I asked him. He meant soon.

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