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Rude man in pub joke
17-Feb-19 01:09
A lady is working behind the bar in a pub she and her hubby own.
A guy comes in, orders a beer and says to her as he takes his drink "I'd like to suck your nipples".
She's a bit annoyed but as it's a bar she expects a bit of that sort of thing so rather than make a scene she just lets it ride for the moment.
After a while the guy comes back to order another beer and as he takes it he says " I'd like to lick your pussy".
Again the wife decides to let it ride but she's getting quite cross by this time.
Again the guy comes back to order a beer and this time as he takes it he says "I'd like to turn you upside down and fill your cunt with beer and drink it"
This time she's had enough and goes to tell her husband to throw him out of the pub. "What's he done" says the husband.
"Well first he said he wanted to suck my nipples". The husband rolls up one sleeve.
"Then he said he wanted to lick my pussy". The husband rolls up the other sleeve.
"... and then he said he wanted to turn me upside down, fill my cunt with beer and drink it".
The husband starts rolling his sleeves back down again.
"Well aren't you going to throw him out?" she askes.
The husband replies "Any man that can drink that much beer is a better man than I am"
boom boom.
A guy comes in, orders a beer and says to her as he takes his drink "I'd like to suck your nipples".
She's a bit annoyed but as it's a bar she expects a bit of that sort of thing so rather than make a scene she just lets it ride for the moment.
After a while the guy comes back to order another beer and as he takes it he says " I'd like to lick your pussy".
Again the wife decides to let it ride but she's getting quite cross by this time.
Again the guy comes back to order a beer and this time as he takes it he says "I'd like to turn you upside down and fill your cunt with beer and drink it"
This time she's had enough and goes to tell her husband to throw him out of the pub. "What's he done" says the husband.
"Well first he said he wanted to suck my nipples". The husband rolls up one sleeve.
"Then he said he wanted to lick my pussy". The husband rolls up the other sleeve.
"... and then he said he wanted to turn me upside down, fill my cunt with beer and drink it".
The husband starts rolling his sleeves back down again.
"Well aren't you going to throw him out?" she askes.
The husband replies "Any man that can drink that much beer is a better man than I am"
boom boom.
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