My wife and I went round to friends, Brian and Sue, for dinner and drinks, and we had a LOT of wine. The events of the night remain hazy. The next morning I was woken up by the phone ringing. I had a hangover and my wife had already gone to work.
The caller was Sue, who asked me how I enjoyed the night, and was strangely chipper. She rang off and I thought the conversation had been a little odd, but didn't think much more of it until my wife rang a short while later to check how I was.
And then she asked, "Do you remember what you did?"
No....
It turned out we'd been sat round the dining table knocking back ever more wine when we'd had a conversation about Sue flashing her tits on the coach during a work trip to France a couple of years before. She'd said something like, it's always the women who are expected to flash and why don't the men get their cocks out?
At which I said, "Alright then, here you go," stood up, unzipped, and put my cock on the table.
Which Sue apparently appreciated. Brian and my wife both laughed.
And this really annoyed me. Not because I'd shown Sue my cock, I was happy with that and had wanted to show her it for some years. But not soft!
It did make me wonder why she'd called. We'd been flirty with each other for years, and I wondered if she'd phoned up specifically to talk to me about my cock, which seemed likely. I tried to follow it up, with no success I'm sorry to report.
It did, however, lead to a nice sex session with my wife, who teased me about wanting to fuck Sue (she already knew this, and we'd used it in bed before). So there's that.