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Friday, November 20, 2015, 1:59:53 PM- Do men understand women???
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Monday, November 9, 2015, 4:41:02 PM- When I'm gone ......
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- Ellefoxie


Sunday, November 8, 2015, 10:50:21 PM- warning signs of prostate cancer
[url]http://www.fancywhale.com/10-warning-signs-of-prostate-cancer/[/url]
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Sunday, November 8, 2015, 10:31:09 PM- A Mouse Mat .....
[url]https://www.facebook.com/djmosakenofficial/videos/1261517687207789/?fref=nf[/url]
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Thursday, October 22, 2015, 4:47:05 PM- Walking and doing .....
I really do need to get out more and do more walking and more gardening etc .... But, now the winter is just round the corner we have rain all day today and it rained all day yesterday, I cannot go and walk in this, I cannot do my gardening in this, what can I do? My step count for the day so far is only about 2,500 steps, I should be doing a lot more than that, I think it says somewhere that you need to do at least 10,000 steps. I know my husband does that and more on many a day, but he does go to work and catches all his steps and I just stay here, I can't keep walking to the end of the house and back again all day, I'm too damn slow and wobble too much, I wall hug a fair bit on my not so good days, I use my cane also, and on bad days I have to use my walker-it does help but, these things do hinder me a lot.
Rocky has to help me when I'm cooking, I cannot always serve up without fear of dropping the dinner all over the place, I have to really make sure that I pick a really good day to do any baking etc. this thing that is wrong with me really friggin sucks. I cry a hell of a lot because I get so annoyed with myself as I cannot manage even the simplest of things most days. I have to think ahead before I take a shower etc.

All in all I have to think more and more of what I have to do, when I am doing something I cannot be disturbed as I forget what I am doing and that frustrates me,annoys me which in turn makes me lose my temper and lose track of what the hell I was doing.
I cannot stand stupid people in the supermarket especially when they stand and chat in the middle of the aisles and do not move out of the way, makes me want to punch their lights out, cos they confuse me as to where I want to go and makes me forgot what I wanted in the first place. Even when I have my walker they just push past me, where is their sense of urgency? There is not a fire anywhere .....
Makes you think that how rude some people are .....

I now am going to have a shower, it's only taken me 6 hours to get my head round that ..... Laters people .....

Elle xox
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"Luvvy, I hear what you are saying. You're a fighter girl, tried and true. I know it's frustrating. I'm living it with my parents now too, a lot of what you are going through. Just keep on keeping on luv.
*Texas sized hugs*"
- OldTroubador


Thursday, October 15, 2015, 9:17:29 PM- Some naughty funnies .... lol ..... Or are they ?????
The opposite sex will never fail to mystify. And no, I’m not talking about that Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus horsecrap, I’m speaking as a woman who will never know what it feels like to get a boner. Or how men will never, ever be able to wrap their heads around feminine hygiene products. So, in a similar vein of the recent topic of gross bodily functions, AskReddit has produced the question: “What’s one sensation the opposite sex will truly never get to experience?”

As is usually the case with these things, the answers range from hilarious to downright disgusting, and after having skimmed through it, I think we all learned a little more about each other today. Here are some of the best

What's one sensation the opposite sex will truly never get to experience?

Any of these???

When you fart and it rolls up into your vagina instead of back and out.
The awkward shifting in your seat to release the vagina bubbles.
I always compare it guys shifting to unstick their balls.


When your testicles drag in the toilet water.

When you’re slamming doggy style and your balls are slapping her clit.
When she drags her teeth or sucks on your testicle a little too aggressively…ouch

When you sit over your own balls… Ouch!

Slap Dancing. That’s when guys keep our feet planted and twist our upper bodies rapidly to make our dongs swing back and forth, slapping our thighs. It’s a riot!

While men go on their happy way,females describe the aftermath of sex without a condom for women:
An hour after sex, walking around, and then feeling semen fall out of your vagina and squish around in your pants.

I don’t know why anyone does this, but we know they do, and I don’t think I want to know:

Hanging a towel on your dick. smile


I get what people are saying here, but men do still have the option to sit down. It’s really not that bad.
A 1,500% decrease in toilet aim in the morning and/or after sex.

When you go over a small hill in your car and your testicles experience microgravity.

That feeling during sex when the guy goes a little too deep and hits your cervix. Ouch!

Now then you either smirked a bit or laughed out loud when you read it .... lol xox




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a good reason not to use public transport"
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Saturday, October 10, 2015, 3:33:51 AM- ....
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Tuesday, October 6, 2015, 4:21:43 AM- Who wants this Job?
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Tuesday, October 6, 2015, 2:47:52 AM- Cats .........
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Sunday, October 4, 2015, 10:03:59 PM- Container Gardening Basics
Ingredients for Success
Planning: Plan your garden out on paper before you buy anything. Decide how much
space you have, what size containers you will use, and what kind and how many plants
will fit. Make a list of what you need before you shop. Be sure the plants you choose are
suitable to grow in containers.
Sun: Most fruit and vegetable plants need 6 or more hours of sun each day to grow. If
you have space where you want a container garden, make sure it gets enough sun.
Soil: Only good soil will make good plants. When container gardening, choose a good
bagged potting soil. Do not use soil you dig up from your back yard; it does not work
well for growing fruits and vegetables. Avoid bagged soils labeled “planting mix”, “soil
conditioner”, “compost” or “manure”. These will not be well balanced for your container
plants.
Water: All plants need water. Containers can dry out quickly, especially in the summer
months. To see if your plant needs water, put a finger in the soil. If the top inch of soil
feels dry, the plant needs water. Check your plants every day. Make sure your containers
have drainage holes in the bottom, so plants do not get too much water. Certain drip
systems and water conserving containers can be purchased to better ensure consistent
watering. However, these items can be costly.
Fertilizer: Plants in containers can use up the nutrients in the soil quickly. Use an
organic fertilizer once a month to ensure plants have what they need. Follow the package
directions closely when applying fertilizers. A fertilizer labeled for vegetables gardens will
work well.
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