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Sun, 5-May-24 1:00 AM (1 hour ago)
Frank Zappa and the Mothers Were at the best place around But some stupid with a flare gun Burned the place to the ground
Sat, 4-May-24 11:55 PM (2 hours ago)
Postage Stamps are going up in price in July in the US. I ordered 200 from Costco. Arrived today, free shipping, via FedEx in a huge box. Funniest thing ever
Sat, 4-May-24 11:03 PM (3 hours ago)
Finally had some sunshine here today. What does the sunshine do for you?
Laphroaigh likes this
It means I have to dust. I am happy enough living without the light showing how slovenly I am
(56 minutes ago)
lennynatural likes this
Sat, 4-May-24 10:37 PM (3 hours ago)
I'm nothing fancy, I'm nothing special, that's true...but I know what your thinkin' cuz I'm thinkin' that same thing too...
Sat, 4-May-24 9:37 PM (4 hours ago)
Never ceases to amaze me how often men here comment on women’s photos using the third person “her” as if the woman is just a passive subject, rather than the active poster of the photo.
well.. we can keep this status alive so people thinking women have anything less than men can learn they have a serious sexism issue and ask questions 
(4 hours ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
I should probably sit on my hands then, wouldn’t want to offend the twatwaffles!
(3 hours ago)
“Fuckwits” is much clearer and to the point. 😉
(3 hours ago)
Sat, 4-May-24 9:23 PM (4 hours ago)
Too pissed to post..have a lovely day/evening ..lots of love 😜
getmeagin likes this
Sat, 4-May-24 7:42 PM (6 hours ago)
🐴 Happy Derby Day wishes to all... 🧲 route for my long shots 🏇 #6 Just Steel & 🏇 #19 Resilience 🤞🏼
Sat, 4-May-24 7:18 PM (6 hours ago)
Ladies... abandon all your worries, Fbvines has logged in.. *puts on aviators*
this is the song that never ends it goes on and on my friends
(2 hours ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Nope,not going to work..."Skinnamirinky dinky dink,skinnamirinki do
(2 hours ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Lollipop lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop, lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop, lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop
(2 hours ago)
Sweeeet Caroline, Barp Barp Barp…..
(2 hours ago)
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Oh Raven,status just wouldn't be status without your all your squares.
(8 hours ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
I remember how I used to joyfully play with my cock in private, no one ever saw me cum, and I carefully threw away the cum soaked tissues so they wouldn't be found.
(8 hours ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Sat, 4-May-24 3:25 PM (10 hours ago)
There's a naked man in the kitchen this morning putting away the dishes.
Sat, 4-May-24 2:19 PM (11 hours ago)
“Beware of your friend Palpatine”…and your pal, Friendpatine! Happy Star Wars day
Sat, 4-May-24 2:08 PM (12 hours ago)
updates to mobile site are clunky and not user friendly, please revert
Sat, 4-May-24 2:03 PM (12 hours ago)
next week 14th of may, i will be around hamilton, new zealand if anyone there and wants sosme
Sat, 4-May-24 1:55 PM (12 hours ago)
Is anyone else having trouble with PMs? It won't work when I try to PM totavery and Kris2000. It just loads forever.
.. Hows The Day going for you ? 
