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Sat, 4-May-24 6:46 PM (4 hours ago)
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867 5309.... good luck getting that outta your heads lol
Fbvines, tugking70 and smitten4u like this
Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to???
(2 hours ago)
Omg sexy Adele that's worse lol
(2 hours ago)
I've got Vevo best of the 80s on right now... these vids were so cheese but amazing hahaha
(2 hours ago)
I know,at least for you...how about "My heart is sayin' "Fool,forget him"My heart is saying "Don't let go,hold on to the end," That's what I intend to do,I'm hopelessly devoted to you.
(1 hour ago)
*my head Is saying fool forget him I mean
(1 minute ago)
Sat, 4-May-24 11:03 PM (43 minutes ago)
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Finally had some sunshine here today. What does the sunshine do for you?
reminds me that it's not night laugh
(37 minutes ago)
Agent_K and AdeleGingerRaine like this
Improves my mood. Hey hun xxx
(30 minutes ago)
Agent_K likes this
Well I have to agree with both of you, although Laph lives in Italy so he’s doesn’t know any difference
(24 minutes ago)
Depends,if I haven't seen any for a while it's great but if it is a constant it tends to drain me
(3 minutes ago)
Sat, 4-May-24 9:36 AM (14 hours ago)
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Anonymouspisces has a new butt picture up, it’s scrumptious 😋 😍
You should see my husband's 😍
(12 hours ago)
<blushes>
(10 hours ago)
Ooohh I should,well what are you waiting for,post it so I can seesmilegrin
(5 hours ago)
It is a lovely bum...*smacks
(5 hours ago)
anonymouspisces likes this
B.U.M.P 💋
(5 minutes ago)
Sat, 4-May-24 9:37 PM (2 hours ago)
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Never ceases to amaze me how often men here comment on women’s photos using the third person “her” as if the woman is just a passive subject, rather than the active poster of the photo.
well.. we can keep this status alive so people thinking women have anything less than men can learn they have a serious sexism issue and ask questions grin
(1 hour ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
I should probably sit on my hands then, wouldn’t want to offend the twatwaffles!
(1 hour ago)
Agent_K and Laphroaigh like this
I wasn’t that eloquent, MrsT - I said “inability to be able”, which makes absolutely no sense!
(58 minutes ago)
“Fuckwits” is much clearer and to the point. 😉
(58 minutes ago)
Agent_K and Laphroaigh like this
Mrs Trello hits the nail on the head once again grin
(23 minutes ago)
Sat, 4-May-24 10:37 PM (1 hour ago)
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I'm nothing fancy, I'm nothing special, that's true...but I know what your thinkin' cuz I'm thinkin' that same thing too...
Sat, 4-May-24 7:18 PM (4 hours ago)
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Ladies... abandon all your worries, Fbvines has logged in.. *puts on aviators*
A la Dark Brandon?
(1 hour ago)
Hi. .sorry I missed you Fb ;(
(1 hour ago)
Fri, 3-May-24 4:15 PM (1 day ago)
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got a brand new haircut smile
(2 hours ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
I don't think it's the devil's haircut smile
(2 hours ago)
Cool haircut, but you need a new make up artist 😜
(1 hour ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
Yes, they told me my make-up is a bit anonymous LOL
(1 hour ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Creepy mask but nice haircut.
(1 hour ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
Sat, 4-May-24 6:12 AM (17 hours ago)
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If you could turn back time??\
McPhallus likes this
It's not mentally safe for me to play the "what if" game.
(9 hours ago)
I'd probably find a way
(8 hours ago)
Hugs all round.
(3 hours ago)
would just not use that skill, as Melliek wrote wink
(2 hours ago)
RightOpenbill865 likes this
I’d do it all over again, warts and all.
(1 hour ago)
Agent_K likes this
Sat, 4-May-24 3:39 PM (8 hours ago)
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Getting naked in the lounge later
Bbaggins4321 likes this
Let me know when you are in there hun, I will join you! x
(8 hours ago)
I am naked in my lounge now ☺️
(6 hours ago)
We're lounging naked in our now....
(6 hours ago)
Ah shit. I’m fully clothed in the kitchen. I didn’t get the memo.
(3 hours ago)
We're babysitting so no naked time until later for me haha
(2 hours ago)
Sat, 4-May-24 9:23 PM (2 hours ago)
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Too pissed to post..have a lovely day/evening ..lots of love 😜
getmeagin likes this
Sat, 4-May-24 1:49 PM (9 hours ago)
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May the fourth be with you
^^^^ now that's funny!
(7 hours ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
and also with you
(6 hours ago)
Yup, It's The 4th of May The Force is with Me Ash..thumbup1.. Hows The Day going for you ? grin
(5 hours ago)
May the 4th Be With You and Kentucky Derby all on the same day! What will they think of next???
(3 hours ago)
till Death Star do us part laugh
(2 hours ago)
Bbaggins4321 likes this
Sat, 4-May-24 6:27 PM (5 hours ago)
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What an eventful Saturday......Malibu and chill needed!!!
Looks like your Saturday is doing fine yahoo..
(5 hours ago)
EmilyRay likes this
The kind of eventful that results in new photos being posted? 😉
(3 hours ago)
EmilyRay likes this
Spunk shots as chasers 🤔
(2 hours ago)
Sat, 4-May-24 7:42 PM (4 hours ago)
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🐴 Happy Derby Day wishes to all... 🧲 route for my long shots 🏇 #6 Just Steel & 🏇 #19 Resilience 🤞🏼
lennynatural and Fbvines like this
Happy Derby Day!!
(3 hours ago)
Sat, 4-May-24 8:01 PM (3 hours ago)
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Good day to relax and make a few friends.
Sat, 4-May-24 6:01 PM (5 hours ago)
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Why Should I Have The Need to Wear Underpants confused
Oh Raven,status just wouldn't be status without your all your squares.smile LOL
(5 hours ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
Hi. Well I don't whenever possible...smile
(5 hours ago)
You just leave it flopping around huh 😆
(5 hours ago)
Raven2005 likes this
I suppose that the opposite sex have to during The Mico-Shirt Season...smile
(5 hours ago)
Sat, 4-May-24 3:50 PM (7 hours ago)
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Hard cock waiting to be played with wink any takers wink
I remember how I used to joyfully play with my cock in private, no one ever saw me cum, and I carefully threw away the cum soaked tissues so they wouldn't be found.
(5 hours ago)
Sat, 4-May-24 3:00 PM (8 hours ago)
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Is it Dick o' clock yet?? Asking for my pussy.. 😏😈
I is!!!!!
(8 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
Sounds like you are cock watching
(8 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
Cock hunting 😈
(8 hours ago)
smallukcock and WendySilvia like this
You are more than welcome to my old cock hun! x
(7 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
Must be by now Shaq, wish I could provide!
(6 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
Fri, 3-May-24 2:51 PM (1 day ago)
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it must be nice to be so proud of your cock that you feel the need to post 20 near identical pics of it several times a week.
gives impression of movement if you browse them quickly
(1 day ago)
smitten4u and Jersey__Girl like this
I'd rather not browse them at all.
(1 day ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
Do you browse and approve them when they are waiting on approval?
(1 day ago)
when they're waiting for approval and I see a wall of cock, I just usually think "nope" and leave it for some other poor soul. It's so demotivating.
(6 hours ago)
Fri, 3-May-24 3:18 PM (1 day ago)
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for some reason, I just started thinking about blancmange
*thought
(14 hours ago)
Blancmange is a sweet dessert popular throughout Europe commonly made with milk or cream and sugar thickened with rice flour, gelatin, corn starch, or Irish moss, and often flavoured with almonds.
(12 hours ago)
Mum used to make blancmange for us kids in the 70's
(12 hours ago)
RC mum used to make it all the time. I haven’t had it for years!
(11 hours ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
it's pretty gross from what I remember, for the Americans amongst us, it's basically a jello made with milk instead of water. For the rest of the world, it's jelly made with milk.
(6 hours ago)
Raven2005 likes this
Sat, 4-May-24 12:59 PM (10 hours ago)
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How was the sacked altar boy meant to know what the bishop meant when he said he could kiss his ring.
A cock ring?
(10 hours ago)
I was the only one NOT an altar boy in my class. No rings were kissed.
(7 hours ago)
Sat, 4-May-24 12:17 PM (11 hours ago)
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Is it odd I wanna watch my girl getting fucked by a huge dick. Life is short take as much in as u can
smitten4u and trouble2maker like this
Well it sounds like she took as much as she could in😁
(10 hours ago)
Cheeseburgerboy likes this
Does she share your desires?
(9 hours ago)
@smitten4u tough question. She's been in a relationship that it happened and got burned. Now she's hesitant of it all so I dunno
(8 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
Sounds like you two do communicate so I'd say just let it go unless she brings it up again.
(8 hours ago)
Seems to be a common thing among NN men, the women not so much. It's like men and women are different! Wtf? 😂
(7 hours ago)
Sat, 4-May-24 1:55 PM (9 hours ago)
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Is anyone else having trouble with PMs? It won't work when I try to PM totavery and Kris2000. It just loads forever.
I am! Took me all day yesterday and it is happening again today. I try to reply and the message disappears
(8 hours ago)
Sat, 4-May-24 2:08 PM (9 hours ago)
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updates to mobile site are clunky and not user friendly, please revert
Right? I had messages I can't reply to. It took me all day yesterday to just reply. I got frustrated and logged out. Had one this morning and it is now gone and I don't know who it was from.
(8 hours ago)
Sat, 4-May-24 3:25 PM (8 hours ago)
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There's a naked man in the kitchen this morning putting away the dishes.
I think you missed a dish.. it is way down at the back on the bottom rack.. hehe
(8 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Don't smash any of the cockery
(8 hours ago)
Sat, 4-May-24 5:46 AM (17 hours ago)
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Heading to bed horny. 11 Year's as of today. Longest I've ever been married.
Fbvines, MellieK and Pete_from_Aus like this
Happy Anniversary!
(12 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
Happy anniversary…
(11 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
Bi, I refer to her as my last wife. Forever.
(8 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Happy day you got married 11 years ago!
(8 hours ago)
And congrats y'all as well. Bi. And Smitten too, know you had me ntioned that yall have been together quite a while.
(8 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this