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Fri, 17-Jun-16 6:41 PM (7 years ago)
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Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
Lol
(7 years ago)
I heard making up results to surveys can cause people to become violin though, so be careful what you say!
(7 years ago)
Tooting your own horn again, Gunsmote?
(7 years ago)
I would never flute my own brilliance like that.
(7 years ago)
shaqila likes this
^^^^ Lyre!
(7 years ago)
curiousAdam likes this
Basstard^
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
^^^ Bassoon!
(7 years ago)
Cymbal of fuckery^
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
don't piccolo on him so much, just kick him in the bass and be done with it
(7 years ago)
Fiddle me this, ModMan...why are you always trumpeting about banjo music?
(7 years ago)
Trying to drum up some likes
(7 years ago)
Umm, cello? What is that didgeridoo saying?
(7 years ago)
That would be the redneck side of me Mark. Too many times playing the jug.
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
I heard you played the skin flute...
(7 years ago)
I gave up on playing my own skin flute, Mark, and just beat it instead.
(7 years ago)
Just plays the bagpipes....
(7 years ago)
It's like the proverbial eternal triangle....
(7 years ago)
I do like having my organ tuned
(7 years ago)
Ohh, fiddlesticks...I gotta do a bit of work. Thanks to all who chimed in.
(7 years ago)
curiousAdam and happyhumper69 like this
here's hoping this status crescendo's and burns like the last one.. it will up the score
(7 years ago)
Cowbell, I have no witty way of using it, but this status needed more cowbell.
(7 years ago)
I raise my hi hat to the inventiveness of this status.
(7 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
my apologies to Moose for the unintended encore LOL
(7 years ago)
Oboe you don't! I'm drumming up support, Cor Anglais! Bunch of harpies! Yhis is a cymbal of how this side drum show is going! Viola, come and rescue me: )
(7 years ago)
heya TC.. cello from the other side
(7 years ago)
Hiya justcuz you can play an instrument...
(7 years ago)
About time that TC piano in the ass arrived
(7 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
I don't wanna keep harping on about it
(7 years ago)
Bunch of harpsichords, my strings are tight tonight, don;'t mess with my tuning, tick, tock went the metrognome.... Con fuoco...
(7 years ago)
Has this status given you the horn?
(7 years ago)
someone needs muting, it's the trombone....
(7 years ago)
You do realise you are all Baching mad!
(7 years ago)
curiousAdam likes this
This got way out of Handel
(7 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
sonata fan of this
(7 years ago)
TopCat57, curiousAdam and justcuz like this
Roll over Beethoven, he is de-composing deaf as a post horn, that wasn't a euphonium btw. Jesus strauss! I am symphonic to this status, scored highly with me.
(7 years ago)
I came within a gnats crochet of not liking it.
(7 years ago)
And fishermen everywhere are losing their herring...
(7 years ago)
TopCat57 and curiousAdam like this
I can hardly breve from laughing at this status but glad I'm tone deaf
(7 years ago)
curiousAdam likes this
I'm sofa king wee Todd it...(say over and over with increasing speed until it makes sense)
(7 years ago)
metalwork likes this
   
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