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Mon, 13-Jun-16 10:54 PM (7 years ago)
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Creepy or gross PMs aren't going to win people over. Try being friendly, funny or even a little flirty. Saying you want to fuck me with your hot meat rod isn't getting me hot!!
Hot meat rod? Wow. That sounds pretty special.
(7 years ago)
Agent_K and MrsFX like this
I want to fuck you with my cold meat rod??
(7 years ago)
MrsFX likes this
meat rod right up his ass smile lol
(7 years ago)
MrsFX likes this
What about stabbing you with my pork sword?
(7 years ago)
MrsFX likes this
AMEN AMEN AMEN
(7 years ago)
MrsFX likes this
Haha. Cold meat rod would totally be better! tongue
(7 years ago)
louisvangaal6876 likes this
dats why I neva pm peeples ;p
(7 years ago)
MrsFX likes this
Always waiting for statusses like this, so i won't make a complete fool of myself grin
(7 years ago)
DubbleStrubble and MrsFX like this
pork sword lol omg
(7 years ago)
MrsFX and hounddog67 like this
Suuuuuuuuuure you don't! wink
(7 years ago)
Jagged_Edges likes this
he's bragging Kimberly ...... think chipolata grin
(7 years ago)
MrsFX likes this
Hound - Don't stop being you! smile
(7 years ago)
hounddog67 likes this
I only send friendly pm's in a creepy, gross way.
(7 years ago)
hounddog67 likes this
That's ok, I wouldn't respond to that, LR smile
(7 years ago)
Ha ha ha, this made me laugh. So happy to have a penis and a brain bahaha
(7 years ago)
MrsFX likes this
Could explain why I get no responses to my pm's :/
(7 years ago)
I find self deprecation is a good techniquesmile
(7 years ago)
I haven't had a gross or creepy pm in like forever...
(7 years ago)
It's on it's way right now toy. grin
(7 years ago)
Is masters toy looking the cold meat rod???
(7 years ago)
MrsFX likes this
Why the need for a technique, Nick?
(7 years ago)
it's more for me to able to engage at all socially. Sort of like a suit of armor I can wear to prepare myself for rejection
(7 years ago)
Jagged_Edges and hounddog67 like this
Always good to predict the outcome, huh?
(7 years ago)
If I get the first punch in on myself, then all subsequent punches aren't as bad. ( I understand this is a bad habit though )
(7 years ago)
A pessimist is never dissappointed......
(7 years ago)
hounddog67 likes this
^ ha!! That true
(7 years ago)
Oh come now Mrs. Comments like that don't send you swooning? My, my, I guess I'll have to try another approach...wink
(7 years ago)
MrsFX likes this
Nick - no! You're worth way more than that!
(7 years ago)
Nick_Loves_Solea likes this
<--- knows how to take punches.
(7 years ago)
Bad and annoying, Nick. Fear of rejection should not play a part in writing a first PM on a site like this. Unless you're offering your hot meat rod. Or a marriage proposal.
(7 years ago)
I always start with a marriage proposal and work my way back from there.
(7 years ago)
I agree Roxysmile The duality of passiveness can sometimes be an inferiority complex. For instance, quite intimidated by everyone until we start conversing. Introverted extrovert.
(7 years ago)
What's that saying... Shoot for Uranus .. Even if you miss .. You'll land among somthinerather... confused
(7 years ago)
Nick_Loves_Solea likes this
I'm having a pity party for myself now so I'll stop. You are all awesome, I love being here, love giving attention and perhaps even receiving somesmile
(7 years ago)
You'd be surprised how many will gladly accept a hot meat rod as an alternative to marriage
(7 years ago)
Float in space alone for eternity?
(7 years ago)
Well ... Mr did show me his hot meat rod before asking me to marry him!! Haha
(7 years ago)
Nick .. You're a good guy. Quick, witty .. Intelligent. Lose the self-depreciating part .. And keep the tolerance of rejection.
(7 years ago)
Romance is alive and kicking!!!
(7 years ago)
MrsFX, hounddog67 and CrunchyPB like this
Cheers Lordsmile Hopefully we never stop learning, growing and maturing ( not too much maturing thoughwink
(7 years ago)
LordRebellion and MrsFX like this
Hello Sexy MrsFx smile xoxo I try my Darnedest to be on my Best Behavior in my comments, even though all the pics you Sexy Ladies post tends to awaken the Carnal xxxxx within all of us guys wink
(7 years ago)
hounddog67 likes this
It's not the comments so much as the PMs. People being sneaky and asking for gross things in PM.
(7 years ago)
Guys can sometimes be so smooth with the ladies....
(7 years ago)
MrsFX likes this
My problem is reading people sad I tend to send the nice things to the people who want the hot and heavy straight up then the hot and heavy to the ones that want the nice things sad
(7 years ago)
MrsFX likes this
lol
(7 years ago)
Oh dear! Sometimes you just can't win!
(7 years ago)
Chuck-81 and jimminy_ls like this
i dont get many if any private messages much anymore
(7 years ago)
What do you mean, saliva isn't a proper lubricant?
(7 years ago)
At least you get pm's.
(7 years ago)
Is it really so difficult to say hi, offer a nice compliment and offer something genuine that engages the other in a conversation? Something noticed on the person's profile, perhaps?
(7 years ago)
MrsFX and Bootsie67 like this
Nothing wrong with a little saliva. Hacking up enough to make a spitball and spitting it out like phlegm is not hot
(7 years ago)
jimminy_ls likes this
Thanks Mrs.!!!! So THAT'S what I've been doing wrong!!!
(7 years ago)
MrsFX likes this
There's just no pleasing some women, is there? wink
(7 years ago)
Pow_Er_Man_P3, MrsFX and Bootsie67 like this
Or smell my asshole!!!
(7 years ago)
Chuck-81 likes this
In all seriousness though, I enjoy PMs that are kind and complimentary initially even iwith light flirting but some just step right into it!
(7 years ago)