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Fri, 3-Jul-15 9:20 PM (8 years ago)
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How can a member be here over 10 years and only be 23? cough<bullshit>cough, cough
Yeaaaa, something smells fishy
(8 years ago)
I'm not a math wizard or anything , but that would make them about 17 when they joined. I shall call bullshit too.
(8 years ago)
IF it is legit....maybe fudging the age to remain more anonymous?
(8 years ago)
I toy around with saying I am much older....so I can hear"WOW, you look great for 74!" smile
(8 years ago)
I'm actually 112...
(8 years ago)
LOL Lulu!! wink
(8 years ago)
Damn TC...you look GREAT!
(8 years ago)
for a pope you mean....; P
(8 years ago)
Of course. smile
(8 years ago)
: D
(8 years ago)
Is that you standing in front of the Catican, TC?
(8 years ago)
yep mark, did the holy litter tray give me away?
(8 years ago)
Bet all the Cardinals there are a bit afraid...
(8 years ago)
they can all go down to the CATacombs...
(8 years ago)
^^^okay, that's good!
(8 years ago)
I am CATolic, so I am slowly backing away from this status before lightning hits. smile
(8 years ago)
Lol LulU: )
(8 years ago)
And this is why I love status. Thanks for the laughs you two. : )
(8 years ago)
me too Mark, I adore the giggles in here, makes for fun: )
(8 years ago)
I could make a comment about priests now, but you can use your imagination
(8 years ago)
Does it have something to do with CATechism, Wrigs?
(8 years ago)
CATholic priests have had a bit of a CATasrophe recently in the press...
(8 years ago)
Did any of you see in the news years back where "Touchdown Jesus" on Rt 75 was hit by lightning? If not...you must Google. Craziness!
(8 years ago)
that, I have to see...
(8 years ago)
Just looked it up, LuLu...I have never ever heard of it. It looks like there's a 2nd coming because they built another one.
(8 years ago)
There is video. smile He has been replaced by "Hug me Jesus". Complete with lightning rod.
(8 years ago)
who is lightening Rod? does he guard it or summit?
(8 years ago)
LOL. I drive by now and then, shake my head every time....
(8 years ago)
The pictures amuse me. I have never wanted to kick a football at Jesus...until now.
(8 years ago)
Lightning Rod has an electric personality....
(8 years ago)
shocking!
(8 years ago)
And it was only his torso on up coming out of the ground. So wrong. Rather scary. I think the lightning was a clear message. smile
(8 years ago)
does he conduct the local band as well?
(8 years ago)
Like that chuck of Jesus went flying and people scrambled to pick them up to keep them.
(8 years ago)
*chunks of Jesus
(8 years ago)
was it cheddar jesus?
(8 years ago)
Jesus is Swiss.....
(8 years ago)
holy moly!
(8 years ago)
that's crackers...
(8 years ago)
And....we're all going to hell. See you guys later. My stomach actually hurts from laughing. : )
(8 years ago)
Lay off the CATHolics, Im becoming a Nun soon. I will post pics to prove it.
(8 years ago)
Take care mark, and give lacey a big fat kiss on her rubberised face from me; )
(8 years ago)
you know theyre called nuns, cause they get none
(8 years ago)
I am uncomfortable laughing over here. Got a wee bit sidetracked, as usual. You all are quick and clever! For heathens.
(8 years ago)
I might become a monk SMD, just need to get in the habit...
(8 years ago)
   
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