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Fri, 1-Mar-13 8:47 PM (11 years ago)
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotapus.
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Mon, 4-Feb-13 10:41 PM (11 years ago)
The male penis is the lightest object on earth. Just a thought can lift it.
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Mon, 4-Feb-13 5:41 AM (11 years ago)
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore... a dude was wearing one when he got shot by the woman's husband.
I think if a man or woman is married, they shouldn't be cheating on their partner anyways. Even boyfriends and girlfriends shouldn't.
(11 years ago)
I am single. I buried the last hubby....shhhhhh I don't want anyone to ask me where the body is
(11 years ago)
Oni..........we have a link up for the blog challenges. Start viewing them tomorrow. The link is in my blog and in Rocks blog
(11 years ago)
Hey the less I know the less I can be charged with is how I look at it...... I just dont wanna have to pack body armor along with jimmie armor
(11 years ago)
Sat, 19-Jan-13 8:45 PM (11 years ago)
Hope I can find a sexy and horny lady for some fun since its my birthday!
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hey sexy...hope that you had a great one...did you get lucky!!!!
(11 years ago)
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Fri, 6-Jan-12 12:36 AM (12 years ago)
there is no I in team, well there is a U in fuck u, turns out there is an I in fired
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same thing i do every night pinky, trying to take over the world
(12 years ago)
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