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tlbcaw's Recent Statuses
Wed, 3-Sep-14 5:38 PM (9 years ago)
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did you know you can shed 4 pounds a month by having sex twice a week for 30 minutes?? you do now.
MarkandLacy,..dont worry..i will have the protein shot, wink...lol......panzer..its alot of fun..lol.....it sure is LuLus....and accomplishing double would be double fun also...ohh ya...lol..
(9 years ago)
That is why I am putting on weight,
(9 years ago)
A good sex 'session', for lack of a better word, is the best ab workout ever.. Holy fuck - the following few days after my abs are completely destroyed..
(9 years ago)
I'm guessing I won't be losing any weight any time soon. We are lucky to hook up twice a month any more.
(9 years ago)
Imagine thirty minutes every day! MMMMMMMMMM
(9 years ago)
Tue, 2-Sep-14 7:50 PM (9 years ago)
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Let's share a moment of silence for all those lost children swallowed during a blow-job
kloppity, amps79 and BULL502 like this
what is there to be shy about?
(9 years ago)
right here exult8.... jz5150...im a bbw and im a lil shy on showing
(9 years ago)
Very funny lady smile thumbup
(9 years ago)
lol..thanks Candy smile :*
(9 years ago)
I'm sure getting some positive feedback from posting a pic or two will help build your confidence
(9 years ago)
Tue, 2-Sep-14 7:33 PM (9 years ago)
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If you were inside my mind, you could never take enough showers to ever feel clean again. <evil grins>
Kingez likes this
thank you wink
(9 years ago)
Ha ha brilliant !
(9 years ago)
lol wink
(9 years ago)
you haven't been inside mine!
(9 years ago)
Challenge Accepted wink
(9 years ago)
Tue, 2-Sep-14 9:04 AM (9 years ago)
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STRONGEST Muscle in a Man is TONGUE. It can raise a woman's legs with just 1 lick. LIGHTEST muscle in a man is PENIS. It can be raised by a woman's SMILE!
ScreamKing likes this
Tue, 2-Sep-14 9:03 AM (9 years ago)
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is in one of those moods where a spanking is just not enough.
No pain no gain
(9 years ago)
i agree wink
(9 years ago)
So do you need tying up and abused?
(9 years ago)
at least a proper punishment for the crime!
(9 years ago)
no not abused...but maybe a pat on the ass here and there...and what crime?? it wasnt me!! I was fishing...lmao...just kidding wink ok ok...it was me.. wink
(9 years ago)
Sun, 31-Aug-14 1:33 AM (9 years ago)
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Is offline...playing with herself..wait..wait..stop..no..I MEANT to say..BY herself..playing BY herself!!
voyeur6569, sleeve21 and 1shortcock like this
Howdy.....we understand ...uhuh ...sure ...we know smile
(9 years ago)
Have fun
(9 years ago)
lol...i know you all would understand...and i always have fun...lol.. wink :*
(9 years ago)
Think there will be a few more joining you lol
(9 years ago)
Sun, 31-Aug-14 1:19 AM (9 years ago)
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I love it when I turn you on. Right away you start touching every inch of my body. It feels sooo good, you make me all hot and wet. Thanks shower!!
I am also a shower.
(9 years ago)
the kind i like wink
(9 years ago)
Sun, 24-Aug-14 6:11 AM (9 years ago)
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The world would have no problems if everyone had a cupcake!!!!
everyone wants a cupcake...who wants the frosting??...lmao.... just kidding...hehehehe!!!!!
(9 years ago)
yes i know nhardnhorny...you been hard and horny ...wink...lol..
(9 years ago)
I would like you as my cupcake with lots of frosting!
(9 years ago)
I like coconuts, they smell like ladies lying in the sun, if I had my way, I'd give a coconut to everyone...
(9 years ago)
i like pink cupcakes
(9 years ago)
Thu, 24-Jul-14 3:03 PM (9 years ago)
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I am a walking zombie today!! Still havnt gotten dressed yet and my pillow is stuck to my head...lol...ohhh boy!!!!
milf_hunter1984 likes this
You could always PM to get more awake. I'll send ya some coffee lol!
(9 years ago)
i could use some coffee wink
(9 years ago)
Wed, 23-Jul-14 8:21 AM (9 years ago)
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fun time is over for me..its 4:19 am here and this chic is tired..Good Night yall...have a sexy ass day wink
Goodnight sexy xx
(9 years ago)
Good night paul.. :*
(9 years ago)
Wed, 23-Jul-14 7:57 AM (9 years ago)
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welcome to NN sex ed 101..grab your favorite towel..vibrator and lotion or lube..pull up a chair and lets begin...lmao...just being goofy wink
Not much fun with just a towel though
(9 years ago)
Why......ok just coz your pics aren't amongst them
(9 years ago)
what are you talking about paul?? what pics??
(9 years ago)
Sorry wrong status
(9 years ago)
ohh ok...lol...i got confused...hehehehe!!!!!
(9 years ago)
Wed, 23-Jul-14 7:34 AM (9 years ago)
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How many times a day or night do you jack off or masterbate?? Just curious!!! lol.. wink
after breakfast...after lunch..after dinner and after a good night snack wink
(9 years ago)
very nice and hot
(9 years ago)
thank you wink
(9 years ago)
When I have the time and nothing better to do... then. Seems to be a lot lately.
(9 years ago)
lol..same here...nothing wrong wth that wink
(9 years ago)
Sat, 19-Jul-14 6:47 AM (9 years ago)
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They say guys think about sex every 7 sex.. I mean seconds..I cant top that wink
rrm930sf, Luke4Ass and 000max like this
i do super4...i was just trying to play the good girl...now my secret is out...lol
(9 years ago)
thanks Jose..i will keep that in mind wink
(9 years ago)
clad i am not on my own, great profile pic
(9 years ago)
xx
(9 years ago)
thanks super4....and XXXXX 000Max
(9 years ago)
Sat, 19-Jul-14 12:59 AM (9 years ago)
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It's naked bonfire night..woohoo!!! cum join me wink
Smores...mmmmm...I'm using my phone and behind on comments..lol
(9 years ago)
depending where you are in OH, I can be there in just a few hours.... plenty of time to drink the night away by the fire
(9 years ago)
lol...cant have a fire without smores wink
(9 years ago)
Where r u in ohio rockhard??? And yes shyguy..luv me some smores..that's a must wink
(9 years ago)
Im not in Ohio, I live the next state East... Amish country
(9 years ago)
Fri, 18-Jul-14 4:16 AM (9 years ago)
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boring tonight...later peeps...hope you all have a good night!!!!
steve_columbo likes this
night!
(9 years ago)
Fri, 18-Jul-14 4:01 AM (9 years ago)
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Gone Missing!! Lost and naked!! If you find me streaking..Send me to your room...lmao!!!!
Shyguy1976 and Jojoforlarin like this
Thu, 17-Jul-14 8:45 PM (9 years ago)
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PEEK~A~BOO!!!! I SEE YOU wink
shjr90636 likes this
Count to 10. I'll go hide again
(9 years ago)
yikes at least let me finish
(9 years ago)
lol...ohhh ya!!! i see you both...tssssss!!! HOT wink
(9 years ago)
Wed, 16-Jul-14 4:22 AM (9 years ago)
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I SWEAR IM GETTING HOOKED ON THIS SITE!!! LOL
Love me
(9 years ago)
Fill that inbox
(9 years ago)
Hey....OH!
(9 years ago)
Love that solitary tit!
(9 years ago)
If only you could get hooked on my hard shaft?
(9 years ago)
Wed, 16-Jul-14 3:55 AM (9 years ago)
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Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
rrm930sf likes this
how about sex??
(9 years ago)
Marilyn Monroe?
(9 years ago)
sex yes wink and awesome bob...your right...very good wink
(9 years ago)
Tue, 15-Jul-14 11:42 PM (9 years ago)
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"The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it."
You might not!
(9 years ago)
great point
(9 years ago)
n dont have to shave wink
(9 years ago)
no you dont 8inch....yes it is phil....but it feels better shaved jmonkeyx ... wink
(9 years ago)
Tue, 15-Jul-14 11:40 PM (9 years ago)
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“Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.”
&
(9 years ago)
STANKY!!
(9 years ago)
if its stanky...you need to find someone else to do it wth...lol...
(9 years ago)
Stanky is the best sex!
(9 years ago)
Tue, 15-Jul-14 11:30 PM (9 years ago)
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“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
jester_smiles and KiwiPic like this
Lol!
(9 years ago)
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(9 years ago)
Tue, 15-Jul-14 5:56 AM (9 years ago)
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Happy tasty Tuesday yall...This chic is off to bed...sweet sexy dreams!!!
rrm930sf likes this
its going to take more the just one rub sweetheart...lol.. hello rrm930sf
(9 years ago)
lol....im perving hamlets soliloquy.... and im sure you can cum up with an approriate response
(9 years ago)
Need any help with that rub tlbcaw
(9 years ago)
lmao wink
(9 years ago)
i always need help...im off guys...sweet dreams wink
(9 years ago)
Tue, 15-Jul-14 5:17 AM (9 years ago)
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well fuck!!! I thought this was facebook!!! My bad...ahahahaha
rrm930sf and littlejohnny08 like this
Wrong kind of pussies
(9 years ago)
lmao...i was joking...i dont get to see pussy and cock over there...i just found a new hang out...ahahahaha
(9 years ago)
welcome hun xx
(9 years ago)
thank you smile smile
(9 years ago)
anytime lov xosmile
(9 years ago)
Tue, 15-Jul-14 4:55 AM (9 years ago)
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I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.
You know I'm here for the recipes and the gardening advice, right, myy? lol
(9 years ago)
thats all & the newest Fabric colors xxxxxxxxxxx
(9 years ago)
damm that was good
(9 years ago)
Yup, decorating advice, too: p tlb, no worries, sisterhood is powerful: )
(9 years ago)
ohhh my last comment didnt post... now i feel sad...lol
(9 years ago)
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