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oldozzieguy's Recent Statuses
Tue, 4-Aug-20 1:54 PM (3 years ago)
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According to our governments definition as of last Sunday I am now officially a senoir citizen, so if I say or do something stupid - it was old age tongue
SexyEnglishBabe and Mr_Vein like this
Lucky you on reaching senior citizenship, re new laws I have to wait 3 more years until I am 65 years and 10 months old before I can draw my O.A.P. GRRR.
(3 years ago)
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Tue, 5-May-20 12:38 PM (3 years ago)
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Many moons ago when I was just a lad there was no such thing as the internet, So people had to walk miles to call me a c**t. LOL
Sat, 14-Mar-20 12:08 PM (4 years ago)
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<<< Is NOT looking forward to Monday, have to go have not one but two CT guided injections into my lumber spine. sad
Yuck! Good luck with that.
(4 years ago)
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ouch
(4 years ago)
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Yeah Ouch, not looking forward to it, Hope it is worth it.
(4 years ago)
I hope so too
(4 years ago)
Thu, 13-Feb-20 1:07 PM (4 years ago)
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The only sex we have nowdays is oral sex, We talk about doing it regularly. LOL
All talk, no action!
(4 years ago)
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I hear you...that is why I am on this site.
(4 years ago)
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Tue, 4-Feb-20 2:21 PM (4 years ago)
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Dr: How did you sleep last night? ME: Like a baby. Dr: so you had a good sleep? Me: No, I curled up in the featal position, sucked my thumb, pooped my self and cried all night" LOL
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Tue, 21-Jan-20 1:49 PM (4 years ago)
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I just got my pecker caught in my zip. Man it hurt so no more zip up boots for me. LOL
LOL
(4 years ago)
Mon, 13-Jan-20 11:52 AM (4 years ago)
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She walked in and sat down beside me, "Hi, My names Carmen because I like Cars and men, what's yours" Me: "Beerpussy" LOL
I wonder if there is a garage in London called Tootingcarmen. wink
(4 years ago)
oldozzieguy and nosanity like this
Sounds like a dirty girl, wonder if she hangs out at the carwash....
(4 years ago)
Sat, 16-Nov-19 11:40 PM (4 years ago)
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"I will never get on a talking scale again, The last one said "One person at a time please" LOL
MrsTrellis and Artistic like this
the talking ones are liers, they have a deal with weight watchers
(4 years ago)
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Fri, 11-Oct-19 12:28 PM (4 years ago)
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WOO Hoo, It's raining here for the first time in nine months. We certainly need it and more. smile
Wish we could send you some of ours .....
(4 years ago)
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"All tickets please "
(4 years ago)
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Living in the uk we are lucky to get nine days rain free! X
(4 years ago)
maraff and oldozzieguy like this
Thu, 18-Apr-19 1:23 PM (4 years ago)
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After 46 years of being a heavy smoker I am now 5 weeks smoke free. happydance
Only time will tell, but my type 2 diabetes has now become type 1 with me needing to inject insulin.
(4 years ago)
Congrats ozzie yahoo *says MW while taking a drag off of his ciggie*
(4 years ago)
Well done I know how hard it is :
(4 years ago)
Onionheart and oldozzieguy like this
Keep up the good work! I know the struggle...I am 6 months smoke free!
(4 years ago)
Onionheart and oldozzieguy like this
quitting tobacco was the toughest thing i ever did, for sure, 33 yrs ago. good gratulations.
(4 years ago)
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Thu, 28-Mar-19 12:38 PM (5 years ago)
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Dad, whats a clitoris? Me. You should have asked me that last night son, I had the answer right on the tip of my tongue.
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Wed, 13-Mar-19 12:36 AM (5 years ago)
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Talk about warm, it's supposed to be autulm here but still 41.1 deg C or 106 deg F.
I prefer our weather atm it's 03 C 36 F...I hate hot weather.
(5 years ago)
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SE qld might be in for it's third record in three days.
(5 years ago)
yep you may be right was 42c at 2pm in Blackwater yesterday
(5 years ago)
It was in the 90s F back in September...we were camping One weekend and the heat didn't even let up overnight....never loved the a.c. or the shower more haha
(5 years ago)
oldozzieguy and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Yep, got my outdoor work done early so now locked away in the AC.
(5 years ago)
Thu, 14-Feb-19 2:47 PM (5 years ago)
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It was Valentines day yesturday and I got lucky.................... I found a dollar smile
buy a lottery ticket
(5 years ago)
Thu, 31-Jan-19 3:51 AM (5 years ago)
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It seems that most here are in the frozen zone. It's been 38 to 40 dec C here. would pass a little heat your way if I could.
Mon, 14-Jan-19 5:49 PM (5 years ago)
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after ten years of Celibacy I'm claiming my virginity back. tongue
Mr_Vein likes this
Can you still find a Holden to lose that precious virginity again in the backseat?
(5 years ago)
PApda and oldozzieguy like this
Holden? It was a Morris Minor. smile
(5 years ago)
We were all a lot SMALLER in those days!!!!!!!
(5 years ago)
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Mon, 31-Dec-18 3:09 PM (5 years ago)
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Before I get drunk, loose my phone and get arrested I want to wish all the NN pervs and pervettes a very happy new year. happydance happydance
LOL happy new year!!! LOL
(5 years ago)
beer
(5 years ago)
Mon, 31-Dec-18 7:41 AM (5 years ago)
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My new years resolution is to stop using spray on deodarant, Roll on 2019. smile
lennynatural and NaughtyKat like this
Shake n Roll! grin
(5 years ago)
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Hi Adele, we have spray ons here everywhere but when I use them I get a fit of the sneezes so have to use roll on. smile
(5 years ago)
I use a solid stick thing in preference to roll on ones.
(5 years ago)
Problem here with sticks is the heat. They tend to go soft and gooey. smile
(5 years ago)
I will stick to spray on... there are limits to supporting the ozone layer
(5 years ago)
Mon, 17-Dec-18 2:31 PM (5 years ago)
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< rolls into the NN bar like a tumbleweed and heads right for the dark corner in back. smile
Mon, 17-Dec-18 1:15 AM (5 years ago)
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Dr said I need to get in shape, He's a Dr, He's a smart man, but forgot that round is a shape. smile smile
hahahahaha i love it, big smiles
(5 years ago)
I have the body of a God... unfortunately it's Buddha
(5 years ago)
Me too, sometimes easier to go over me then around. smile
(5 years ago)
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Aw, shucks ‘steel’: you only do the Buddha thing now and Zen... laugh
(5 years ago)
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Mon, 26-Nov-18 2:02 PM (5 years ago)
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Summer on it's way, weather warming up, Time to organise a camping trip.
BuxomXhunter likes this
I hear Belangalow forrest is nice this time of year eek
(5 years ago)
Tue, 13-Nov-18 4:25 PM (5 years ago)
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I have never jumped out of an aeroplane without a parachute, I wanted to leave some things on my bucket list. smile
With me on it would be lucky to get off the ground in the first place. smile
(5 years ago)
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lol grin
(5 years ago)
I have never paddled up a creek in a barbed wire canoe either, that is still also on my bucket list. smile smile
(5 years ago)
maraff and steelrat60 like this
Some bucket you've got there matey, I love it though,lol.
(5 years ago)
There's a hole in my bucket dear Liza, dear Liza...
(5 years ago)
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Sat, 13-Oct-18 4:27 PM (5 years ago)
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Mate: Do you ever play any dangerous sports? Me: Yeah, sometimes I disagree with my wife. LOL
EmuLater, bman5946 and metalwork like this
Thu, 11-Oct-18 3:47 PM (5 years ago)
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My wife and I have doggie sex every night, I sit at the foot of the bed panting and begging while she rolls over and plays dead. LOL
Worse yet come home with one of those cones around your neck
(5 years ago)
oldozzieguy and SunGod_dess like this
Sungoddess thats oral sex lol
(5 years ago)
SunGod_dess likes this
Fuck!!!!! We don't even have a hallway to pass in. smile
(5 years ago)
SunGod_dess likes this
We do have oral sex as well, we talk about it a lot.
(5 years ago)
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<<< Likes guys that makes her laugh ... lol @ Bryan and Ozzi smile
(5 years ago)
oldozzieguy and lip2lip like this
Mon, 8-Oct-18 2:45 PM (5 years ago)
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Took car to aircon mechanic, he says it needs new compressor, new condenser and new hoses, Cost $1.300.00. Went to another for 2nd opinion. Compressor ok, condenser ok.
lennynatural likes this
and why was/is r12 banned/discontinued? because humans dint give a shit about environment until it was too late thumbup
(5 years ago)
dirtycpl222 and lennynatural like this
I have no problem with the new 134a just needs a tune up every few years
(5 years ago)
Make sure they check the headlight fluid, the turn signal hoses and the windshield wiper belts.
(5 years ago)
done be fakin stupid, no cunt here uses turn signalssneaky
(5 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
No wodes, definintly tested with nitrogen. Watched him do it. Recovered any remaining refrig first. If you check on the net there is also a standard for doing this with r-134a systems.
(5 years ago)
Mon, 27-Aug-18 1:57 PM (5 years ago)
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Son - Dad what's it like to have the best son in the whole world? Father- I'm not sure son, ask your granddad. LOL
maraff, NaughtyKat and bman5946 like this
Emu,look and learn smile
(5 years ago)
NaughtyKat and Fire_brand like this
Emu must be busy reading today's jokes of the day. grin
(5 years ago)
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