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KhakiEcstasy's Recent Statuses
Mon, 7-Nov-16 4:58 AM (7 years ago)
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Here I am procasturbating, as usual.
Sat, 15-Oct-16 10:46 PM (7 years ago)
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Finally home from work. Let the nakedness commence!
My mostly nakedness started at 2 am and hasn't changed since...lol
(7 years ago)
KhakiEcstasy and deepsea69 like this
Well the people at work would probably scream if I showed up naked. Whether it be a good or a bad scream, I dont think they'd appreciate it too much.
(7 years ago)
Awww...have you ever tried it?
(7 years ago)
I havent tried it, but they're really strict about the Khaki policy
(7 years ago)
Sat, 15-Oct-16 3:53 AM (7 years ago)
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Finally home after a few days of binge-drinking, working hungover, and reigniting old flames just to blow them back out again. How's life trwating everyone else?
same shit different day.... I made money
(7 years ago)
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Wed, 12-Oct-16 3:59 AM (7 years ago)
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I've been awake for 34 hours now. Fuck.
You should be sleeping!
(7 years ago)
You need sleep man, get some rest...
(7 years ago)
The absolute longest I've ever been consecutively awake was three days for college finals. By the third day, I was a literal zombie.
(7 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Tue, 11-Oct-16 1:15 PM (7 years ago)
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Waking up horny is great. Unless you live alone.
MieleGattina likes this
Tue, 11-Oct-16 12:27 PM (7 years ago)
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Good morning, everyone!
Sun, 9-Oct-16 4:10 AM (7 years ago)
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Currently taking photo requests, because why not? If anyone has a request, drop it in the comments. No butt stuff.
I would put my hand up and say "chill"
(7 years ago)
rolleyes
(7 years ago)
Steel, if he's not into butt stuff, I'm pretty sure the girl who asks him that is NOT his dream girl...lol
(7 years ago)
after lookin at your gallery I would say take more like your profile pic. Look at the categories. Ladies love jeans, topless men in. The tease is the thing
(7 years ago)
Thats a good suggestion.
(7 years ago)
Sun, 9-Oct-16 2:16 AM (7 years ago)
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When the person you were sexting stops replying -.-
Won the lottery , Saving a baby from a dingo , Swimming with sharks . NO other possibilities!
(7 years ago)
MrsFX and quietwacpl like this
Had a mind shattering orgasm and passed out?
(7 years ago)
steelrat60 and Mr.FX like this
Sun, 9-Oct-16 12:28 AM (7 years ago)
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Well that was a stupidly long day. How's everyone doing tonight?
I'm cold sad
(7 years ago)
KhakiEcstasy likes this
great so far! aww youre in the right place ot get warm miele!
(7 years ago)
Tired and sore... been far to long since I did any hard work like roofing
(7 years ago)
Well it's pretty warm over here miele! wink
(7 years ago)
The gentlemen of NN are so sweet smile
(7 years ago)
Sat, 8-Oct-16 5:12 AM (7 years ago)
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I have two modes. 'Sleep is for the weak' and 'sleep for the week'.
BelleLugosi likes this
That's week.
(7 years ago)
Fri, 7-Oct-16 12:41 PM (7 years ago)
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It's cold as hell in here, but i refuse to put clothes on.
watch out for shrinkage
(7 years ago)
Fri, 7-Oct-16 7:40 AM (7 years ago)
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I finally got my own place to myself. You know what that means. I can finally do all the things without clothes!
rhinostool likes this
Nude ironing can be very dangerous.....
(7 years ago)
KhakiEcstasy likes this
As well as cooking bacon
(7 years ago)
cooking bacon naked is also dangerous .....
(7 years ago)
KhakiEcstasy likes this
and you might wanna be careful cleaning the oven too,that stuff is caustic so ya might need a spare rubba gluv on yer appendage wink
(7 years ago)
KhakiEcstasy likes this
Fri, 7-Oct-16 7:32 AM (7 years ago)
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How's everybody doing today?
rhinostool likes this
Great thanks smile
(7 years ago)
Tickedy boo ta
(7 years ago)
just fine and dandy now it friday night smile
(7 years ago)
hi and how are you going too?
(7 years ago)
Im doing pretty well smile just enjoying all this empty space lol
(7 years ago)
Sat, 17-Sep-16 12:54 AM (7 years ago)
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How are the pervs and pervettes doing this evening?
steelrat60 likes this
Doing well.
(7 years ago)
KhakiEcstasy likes this
Thats what I like to hear grin
(7 years ago)
Job all done now Lenny?
(7 years ago)
Nope, the process is in the earliest stages. Guy has to come over next week for exact measurements etc.
(7 years ago)
So the bricks can all fall off now, it doesn't matter, lol.
(7 years ago)
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Fri, 16-Sep-16 3:44 AM (7 years ago)
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This cat needs to stop kneading my stomach. I'm not gonna magically turn into a pillow.
happyhumper69 likes this
For the cat you will.
(7 years ago)
Artistic and KhakiEcstasy like this
Get squishier
(7 years ago)
I'm already squishy though!
(7 years ago)
Knockout_curves likes this
Fri, 16-Sep-16 3:20 AM (7 years ago)
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If the government wants to look at my cock, let them look at my cock, I guess. On a side note, Snowden was a good movie.
Knockout_curves and MrsFX like this
Fri, 16-Sep-16 2:19 AM (7 years ago)
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How's everybody doing tonight?
Khak, I saw your message, but haven't opened it yet.
(7 years ago)
Thu, 15-Sep-16 6:00 AM (7 years ago)
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Watch out, people. I'm verified, now.
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Best life choice ever
(7 years ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Once U go green u'll know what we mean
(7 years ago)
MieleGattina likes this
Is that premium? I definitely plan on getting premium but it's gonna have to wait a few weeks.
(7 years ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
It is well worth it.
(7 years ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
It is premium, and I can't be here without it...worth every penny.
(7 years ago)
Thu, 15-Sep-16 4:38 AM (7 years ago)
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Does anybody know if there's a way to change the info on a picture after you upload it?
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
We'll never know MG.
(7 years ago)
LOL MG, seems it was either me, you or lenny.
(7 years ago)
congrats on the shiny new Yellow shield
(7 years ago)
I'm taking credit. I'm cute and you two won't take it away from me smile *bats eyelashes*
(7 years ago)
*bats MG's cute bottom*
(7 years ago)
Thu, 15-Sep-16 3:17 AM (7 years ago)
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Had to update the profile picture to match the username. Too bad I'm all Khaki and no Ecstasy.
We've never met but you know me so well
(7 years ago)
Pow! Bang! Shazoooowwie!
(7 years ago)
Bam! Zip! Whack!
(7 years ago)
Holy word game, Batman!
(7 years ago)
KhakiEcstasy likes this
I'm a cunning linguist
(7 years ago)
Thu, 15-Sep-16 12:34 AM (7 years ago)
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If I had a dollar for every time I've had sex this year, I would eat like a king... From the dollar menu.
SweetnSassy13 likes this
shy heart
(7 years ago)
Shyguy1976 likes this
Damn chuck you should write poetry
(7 years ago)
Chuck-81 likes this
thanks guy and gals...its just hard when its been so long :/
(7 years ago)
SweetnSassy13 likes this
I try not to agree with Chuck, because it makes me feel Canadian, but he's spot on this time.
(7 years ago)
hackelberry77 likes this
Big booby hugs for shy!! smile xxx
(7 years ago)
Shyguy1976 likes this
Wed, 14-Sep-16 11:57 PM (7 years ago)
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Why do we fall?
I fall because I am very clumsy!!
(7 years ago)
kimberly_1229 likes this
Gravity.
(7 years ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
So that we can learn to rise again
(7 years ago)
carsyn likes this
Around here for six months out of the year, black ice!
(7 years ago)
Wed, 14-Sep-16 8:45 PM (7 years ago)
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Finally time to relax. How's everyone doing tonight?
ello you and welcome to NN xxx
(7 years ago)
KhakiEcstasy likes this
Thank you
(7 years ago)
lynskey likes this
hi ya and welcome to the mad house smile
(7 years ago)
lynskey and KhakiEcstasy like this
Thanks @metalwork smile
(7 years ago)
Wed, 14-Sep-16 6:02 AM (7 years ago)
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Dont you just love it when you can't fall back asleep?
rhinostool likes this
Tue, 13-Sep-16 7:58 PM (7 years ago)
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Whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.
PApda likes this
people are strange, when ur a stranger
(7 years ago)
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