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naughtywizard's Recent Statuses
Tue, 20-Oct-20 4:45 AM (3 years ago)
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Just like the prodigal, I've returned... Again.
oh no not you again,,,,, wink
(3 years ago)
Wb beer
(3 years ago)
eek
(3 years ago)
Fri, 3-Apr-20 8:31 AM (4 years ago)
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Opinions are like arseholes in here. Every cunt has one.
tugking70 likes this
and shirley the biggest cunts live in a cave wink
(4 years ago)
cunts have cheeze, or crusty cornflakes, or crabs... but never a Rsole
(4 years ago)
you got there,evenchewally.
(4 years ago)
I'm confused from a biological perspective about this statement
(4 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
Not just me then,lol
(4 years ago)
Fri, 3-Apr-20 8:30 AM (4 years ago)
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Opinions are like arsehole in here. Every cunt has one.
Wed, 15-Jan-20 4:52 AM (4 years ago)
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What's with all these profiles with links in the bio. Sort ya shit out nn
Explain.
(4 years ago)
Instead of coming in here whinging, might be a thought to let NN know by sending him a PM , he isn’t here 24/7 ya know
(4 years ago)
I haven't noticed a lot,then again I only look mostly at friends profilessmile
(4 years ago)
Mon, 21-Oct-19 4:26 AM (4 years ago)
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I'm back!
hi back, pleased to meet ya smile
(4 years ago)
WendySilvia likes this
Fri, 1-Mar-19 2:24 AM (5 years ago)
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Suicide is painless. It's brings on many changes. And I can take or leave them if I please.
MASH pit
(5 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Wed, 23-Jan-19 5:34 AM (5 years ago)
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Yay! I've been verified. It's only taken over 5 years and 2 different accounts but I finally pulled my finger out. Feels good to be part of the club.
congrats thumbup
(5 years ago)
Hi there..we extra trust anyone who is verfied..beer smile
(5 years ago)
BettyAnneBaker liked my status! *swoon*
(5 years ago)
Tue, 22-Jan-19 7:48 AM (5 years ago)
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Can a mod please verify me. Much obliged.
Mon, 1-Oct-18 12:25 PM (5 years ago)
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Tired of talking. I need some action.
well staop talking to your hand tongue
(5 years ago)
Tue, 13-Mar-18 10:10 AM (6 years ago)
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Have hard on, will travel.
Mon, 26-Feb-18 8:37 AM (6 years ago)
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Couldn't get a fuck in a whore house. Fuck my life.
smedium and Hydro1990 like this
As a client or an employee??
(6 years ago)
Hydro1990 likes this
Fri, 12-Jan-18 3:54 AM (6 years ago)
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Just got fucked with a massive strap on. Fuck me that was intense.
Wed, 13-Dec-17 5:01 AM (6 years ago)
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Honestly, what is the point of nudles? Does anyone actually have them?
rhinostool likes this
Safer than houses?? eek
(6 years ago)
It's 5 for a day, 15 for a week, 35 for a month. If you've never been premium before, I'll send you 5 so you can try it Bman.
(6 years ago)
Wow! How very generous of you dubble, thanks!
(6 years ago)
won noobull won dollah won bitcoin fifteen thousind dollah.. yep investmint wise to buys a noobull
(6 years ago)
^^^ Why am I not surprised to see you being kind and generous too Dubble? And g'day btw wink
(6 years ago)
Tue, 21-Nov-17 10:11 AM (6 years ago)
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Goodbye Statusland
You fuckin what mate? You wish you were half the man I am you BMW driving twat. At least I don't require any kind of chemical enhancement to get an erection. Your serve sir.
(6 years ago)
Well that escalated quickly
(6 years ago)
miss_molly and Rene_Pogel like this
friendly banter? i think not? wink <<< nobody gets this smilie?
(6 years ago)
Rene_Pogel likes this
Sorry to see your impediment Wizard. It must be hard to get by in the world without a sense of humour. Bear in mind that in status the message sent isn't always the message received, and smile wink
(6 years ago)
^^^ Sorry, didn't mean to bring up old shit. Failed to notice the age of this status. Hope things are better now... Note the smile >>>> smile
(6 years ago)
Tue, 21-Nov-17 10:09 AM (6 years ago)
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Hello Statusland.
Sun, 19-Nov-17 11:05 PM (6 years ago)
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You know you've got a problem when you're on NN whilst you're driving. Was it a mistake coming back on here?
Sun, 11-Sep-16 5:59 AM (7 years ago)
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So now I'm single. 12 year relationship come to an end. I don't know how to anything on my own.
rhinostool likes this
Fri, 9-Sep-16 10:11 AM (7 years ago)
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I need a cuddle. My life is turning to shit.
Squishy boobie cuddles?? smile
(7 years ago)
lynskey likes this
That would be perfect.
(7 years ago)
MrsFX likes this
I could do with one of them x
(7 years ago)
MrsFX likes this
*Squishy boobie cuddles naughtyW and Hotgog* smile
(7 years ago)
That feels so much better x
(7 years ago)
MrsFX likes this
Sun, 21-Aug-16 4:51 AM (7 years ago)
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Drinking beer and having a wank over my favourite NN girl xxlilmissxx
steelrat60 and nudenluvn like this
Wed, 17-Aug-16 7:05 AM (7 years ago)
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Why do guys make fake profiles pretending to be chick's on here? I just don't get it.
Her_Toy and rhinostool like this
Hey now. Thats going a bit far. Im more wizard than anybody in here.
(7 years ago)
Wiz, unfortunately not "everybody can see a fake a mile away". Just look at some of the comments on the fake pics. Many males on NN see the pics through the eye on their dick rather than the other two
(7 years ago)
mr.expo, Jacobite and steelrat60 like this
Everyone's happy when the wizard walks by
(7 years ago)
naughtywizard and im_hard like this
Nice sabbath connection smile
(7 years ago)
naughtywizard and im_hard like this
Without warning, I'll walk by. Casting a shadow and weaving a spell
(7 years ago)
im_hard likes this
Mon, 15-Aug-16 10:00 AM (7 years ago)
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Wine. Without you in my life I'd slowly wilt and die. But with you by my side you're the reason I'm alive.
lynskey, coldfish1 and mr.expo like this
Cheers! smile
(7 years ago)
lynskey likes this
yep, I'll drink to that too
(7 years ago)
Thu, 11-Aug-16 10:41 PM (7 years ago)
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Hey yeah I wanna shoop baby
MrsFX and NakedUKCouple like this
*Dances slowly* wink
(7 years ago)
Revord2 likes this
Tue, 2-Aug-16 1:14 PM (7 years ago)
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I think I'm done with nn for a while. Somebody give me some reasons to stay.
Just cast a spell?
(7 years ago)
He's a wizard OK!
(7 years ago)
Don't tell me what to do.
(7 years ago)
Chuck-81 likes this
ooooooh dontcha just luv chuckie is his bolshy, dom mood? wink
(7 years ago)
This was unexpected
(7 years ago)
Thu, 28-Jul-16 9:50 AM (7 years ago)
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Wine. Nectar of the gods. I don't know how I'd survive without it.
rhinostool likes this
Wed, 20-Jul-16 12:34 AM (7 years ago)
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Is it just me or is Notorious B.I.G a crapper (crap rapper) His rhymes just aren't very good.
I'm afraid it's just you.
(7 years ago)
if they aren't rhyming eastside/westside hotel/motel and ripping the S of superman's chest, i don't want to know abou it.
(7 years ago)
C4 to ya door, do beef no more, Wizard.
(7 years ago)
-no beef no more-
(7 years ago)
Gift of gab from blackalicious shits all over biggie.
(7 years ago)
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