)cunnystretch's Recent Statuses
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Wed, 13-Jul-16 9:02 AM (7 years ago)
night time tripple shot coffee yummm... who wants to help me burn some energy in auckland?
Sun, 10-Jul-16 9:37 PM (7 years ago)
woken up 2 a nice crisp & still morning in Auckland... just need a playmate to top it off!
Thu, 26-May-16 9:28 PM (7 years ago)
Hi any Auckland Women keen on a coffee & then maybe a naughty time today?
Sat, 21-May-16 10:46 PM (7 years ago)
M mm morning coffee ... freshly ground Juicy beans double shot with 1 suggar just Awesome!
Tue, 3-May-16 1:38 AM (7 years ago)
wish i had a fuck buddy to help me get through the day here in auckland!
Tue, 29-Mar-16 3:39 AM (8 years ago)
Wife and eldest just gone out now waiting for youngest to be picked up then Boom! gonna be pumpin myself silly to all of you gorgeous girls on here!
Tue, 22-Mar-16 9:25 PM (8 years ago)
giving away some un-used bunk beds & matteresses today to a solo mum in need, if she doesnt know how to bolt them back togeather shall I offer to go with her to install them for a special favour?l
Thu, 17-Mar-16 7:40 PM (8 years ago)
Off to the Quack this morning to check out my ruptured Achilles & get a new form for ACC to keep paying my insurance out ... Yee Haa!!
Thu, 17-Mar-16 8:13 AM (8 years ago)
Hi al NN friends, hoping to make passionate love to my wife tonight but finding out tonight our best friends marriage is on the rocks has probably put an end to that idea, bugger it!
Wed, 16-Mar-16 8:37 PM (8 years ago)
1st time in about 6 weeks ive woken up not wanting to wank... wonder why?
Why would she have to be a whore?
Sat, 12-Mar-16 7:04 AM (8 years ago)
Have a great night all... hope I didn't offend anyone today?
Sat, 12-Mar-16 5:27 AM (8 years ago)
Yummm, homemade Mac n Cheese with red onion 7 Hellers Bacon & chess sausages all cut up sprinkled with grated cheese!
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no, in observation of this shit, neither is a winner, both are trying to one up the other, in these situations both cry's crockodile tears when gagged 
(8 years ago)
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Fri, 11-Mar-16 8:10 PM (8 years ago)
Mmmmmmm ...freshly ground quality coffee beans, smell & look so fine to eat but taste like an old ashtray!
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Fri, 11-Mar-16 3:34 AM (8 years ago)
Shame Kenny's face just isn't as good as his voice these days!
Fri, 11-Mar-16 3:11 AM (8 years ago)
Kenny Rogers, Eyes that see in the dark, listening to it on vinyl...
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Fri, 11-Mar-16 2:06 AM (8 years ago)
Oh well...time to get the leg of lamb in the oven or on the rotissary?
Fri, 11-Mar-16 1:30 AM (8 years ago)
mm nice stuffed potato i just consumed after stuffing my wifes diff!
Wed, 9-Mar-16 12:09 AM (8 years ago)
Anyone else came twice today & it feels like you don't need to come for a month or so?
Mon, 7-Mar-16 2:41 AM (8 years ago)
any kiwi girls wanna please a poor old 45yr fella with a fully ruptured achilles?