)NudeDude881's Recent Statuses
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Sat, 25-Jul-20 3:19 PM (3 years ago)
Baseball is back. Perfect reason to get naked and celebrate
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Sat, 4-Aug-18 5:32 PM (5 years ago)
Been so long since I have had a full day off to relax. Almost forgot how enoyable just laying around doing nothing is.
<- can't remember last time had new underwear..... or wore any for that matter.
(5 years ago)
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Wed, 30-Aug-17 10:54 PM (6 years ago)
Sex is like Math: You add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply.
Sun, 22-Jan-17 10:57 PM (7 years ago)
It's all about context. Jesus says Follow me and I will make you fishers of men. If you hear that now its something a pimp would say to his new hooker.
jester_smiles likes this
Sun, 22-Jan-17 4:16 AM (7 years ago)
When its freezing cold outside and you want to walk around your apartment naked, Its a good idea to turn up the thermostat 2 or 3 degrees!
like a warm, wet mouth? Ladies, a cock has gone turtle...
(7 years ago)
MilesLong66 likes this
Mmm, I could use a warm wet mouth, sounds great right about now!
(7 years ago)
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Mon, 24-Oct-16 4:06 AM (7 years ago)
Just needed 1 more field goal. But thats what I get when I rely on an Arizona Cardinals kicker
Mon, 18-Jul-16 2:05 PM (7 years ago)
Just woke up with a hard cock. Now my underwear are around my ankles and here I am!
Butch McFury likes this
Mon, 28-Mar-16 10:05 PM (8 years ago)
Play video games or watch porn? Maybe if someone would just combine the two I'd be pretty set right about now.
Sat, 23-Jan-16 3:22 PM (8 years ago)
A lot of snow out there, better cuddle up by the fire and relax with some rum.
SunGod_dess likes this
Sun, 10-Jan-16 2:19 PM (8 years ago)
Inside on this cold Sunday, wearing nothing but a thong rubbing my cock!
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Sun, 8-Nov-15 1:22 PM (8 years ago)
I'm a sucker for redheads. Use me, Abuse me, We will do whatver you want!
DoWhatYouWish likes this
Thu, 5-Nov-15 11:15 PM (8 years ago)
Need new picture ideas. Does anyone have any good ideas? I want some good ones to attract hot horny perverts!
Fri, 30-Oct-15 11:17 PM (8 years ago)
I should dress up like a nudist for Halloween. Who would cum to my party?
I hate when I show up in the same costume as someone else 
(8 years ago)
Wed, 16-Sep-15 12:43 PM (8 years ago)
Waking up with morning wood. Need somewhere to stick my hard cock!
Sun, 23-Aug-15 8:39 PM (8 years ago)
Sunday evening already. Running out of weekend is never fun. Still got some time to enjoy yet.