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Tarkers1's Recent Statuses
Mon, 9-Oct-23 1:39 PM (192 days ago)
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Back from the gym hot and sweaty ..
MitchandDaisy likes this
Status mixed communal showers are over there *points
(192 days ago)
Tarkers1 likes this
😁, I’m on the way 😂😂
(192 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Wed, 20-Sep-23 8:28 PM (211 days ago)
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Sit ups and tequila… a winning combo, who knew 😂😂
lennynatural and Bbaggins4321 like this
I would sit up for a tequilla. Tell us about the tequila.
(210 days ago)
thyknlong and Artistic like this
id sit up twice, do i get some?
(210 days ago)
I do a fair number of 12 oz curls along with tequila.. you'd think I would be ripped by now haha
(210 days ago)
Tarkers1 likes this
Feeling your pain Bb ditto 😂😂😂
(210 days ago)
Bbaggins4321 likes this
In that case that’s a double shot right there Artistic, good work 😁
(210 days ago)
Mon, 14-Aug-23 8:31 PM (248 days ago)
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Working on the tan lines in southern France , tantastic
Fri, 21-Apr-23 10:08 PM (362 days ago)
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Bored lol
Fri, 17-Feb-23 10:52 PM (1 year ago)
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I’m calling it… it’s the weekend, woop woop 😎😎
smitten4u and Jersey__Girl like this
Mine started 10 hours ago 😁
(1 year ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Tue, 6-Dec-22 9:50 PM (1 year ago)
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Nudles to use , any ideas?
heydidyagrabmyass and mrjimm like this
Identify a poor soul, non-prem, gift them 5 Nudles, for 24hrs of prem. (I tell 'em you've got 24 hours to wear out your dick!)
(1 year ago)
captain__82 likes this
Hi Tarker: )
(1 year ago)
Tarkers1 likes this
Hi Adele, how’s things ? x
(1 year ago)
I like Smitt's idea, but Mrs. T has a good idea too
(1 year ago)
smitten4u likes this
throw them out of a 20th story window and watch pandemonium ensue below as people fight and grab. ohhhhh wait.... virtual currency......
(1 year ago)
juicy and MrsTrellis like this
Fri, 2-Dec-22 8:37 PM (1 year ago)
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Freezing my tits off working outside 😂😂
I'd be more concerned with the balls.
(1 year ago)
yeah see they be missing
(1 year ago)
Sun, 20-Nov-22 10:54 PM (1 year ago)
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Is it me or is the IM box on your phone not working great… smoke signals would be clearer 😂😂
Artistic likes this
Not sure, I've always used smoke signals and left the IM, turned off......
(1 year ago)
For YEARS I never knew that chat box existed. I was embarrassed thinking people thought I was ignoring them. It simply didn’t show up on my phone which is 99% of my NN time.
(1 year ago)
For years it didn't,you heeded a certain app in order to it from your phone but not since that app is not available, I could nit use it before but now I can....I thought IM was avail to all,my bad
(1 year ago)
Thu, 10-Nov-22 9:26 AM (1 year ago)
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Super horny today, this is a good day 😂😂
Sat, 5-Nov-22 7:45 PM (1 year ago)
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And farewell to the first beer .. it did it’s duty smile
one beer aint enuf you better make it three
(1 year ago)
Amazon just delivered my refills! Cheers!
(1 year ago)
bulwinkle69 likes this
Tue, 25-Oct-22 9:37 PM (1 year ago)
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Nothing beats a relaxing beer in the bath… actually now I think about it. Quite a lot of things do, oh well.. cheers 😁
Psa: please do not bathe in beer! You may regret it tongue
(1 year ago)
Tarkers1 likes this
Yeast infection? *nodnodnod*
(1 year ago)
That might require warm beer though...LOL
(1 year ago)
Apparently it’s supposed to be good for hair Miss A luckily I haven’t got any .. I’m diving in 😂😂
(1 year ago)
Hi Tarker,I'll stick with my coffeesmile
(1 year ago)
Mon, 24-Oct-22 9:54 PM (1 year ago)
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Time for a new profile pic…I’ve been in those jeans for about 3 yrs now smile,
Artistic, shy28boy and Shes_a_Sin like this
Whatcha got in mind
(1 year ago)
I'm doing a load of wash right now, if you want to throw them in.............
(1 year ago)
I've been in my shorts at least that long
(1 year ago)
I’ve been standing in the same shit bathroom even longer
(1 year ago)
PApda likes this
Not sure PApda, maybe a kind of tease one, any ideas? . If you’re changing yours maybe one from the front in those short.. is it obvious I like them lol
(1 year ago)
Fri, 21-Oct-22 3:24 PM (1 year ago)
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I’m calling it… it’s the weekend now 😁
Ugh, i wish. I still have 5H, 20M left in my work day and then another 6H tomorrow.
(1 year ago)
PM me some of your work Saturn, I'll help you out.
(1 year ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
It's really more just the hours spent here. It's not hard work, just that I've been working 11-13 hours all week.
(1 year ago)
I used to do 12 hour shifts, but only 7 or 8 a fortnight.
(1 year ago)
Thu, 20-Oct-22 8:39 AM (1 year ago)
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Is this weekend ever going to arrive 😂
Saturnfinger1 likes this
Hang in there
(1 year ago)
In about 11 hours when I get home from work.
(1 year ago)
Tue, 7-Sep-21 9:53 PM (2 years ago)
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still horny, this is a good day smile
efco likes this
Hi Takerswink
(2 years ago)
hey Adele smile, how's things sexy
(2 years ago)
Thu, 19-Aug-21 2:27 PM (2 years ago)
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Just had six photos moderated off!!!! No idea why???
Don't know. Just see that they were not approved. Perhaps duplicates?
(2 years ago)
Thanks I’ve checked, they’re not really duplicates and some definitely aren’t- weird!!
(2 years ago)
Maybe look enough like others that they didn't approve them because they looked like duplicates?
(2 years ago)
Sorted- support have reinstated, they shouldn’t have been moderated off apparent- great work by support sorting it so quickly , thanks. Hope everyone’s having a sexy day
(2 years ago)
Did you post them yesterday? Because there was a glitch in the system, so they didn't get modded off but rather got lost in the matrix
(2 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Wed, 18-Aug-21 5:38 AM (2 years ago)
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Halfway through the week- everyone celebrate by cumming 😂
VioletArmadillo432 likes this
Tue, 17-Aug-21 5:50 AM (2 years ago)
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Morning you horny NN ears,Cocks lubed up ready to play, anyone want a thick load😀
Sun, 15-Aug-21 9:18 PM (2 years ago)
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Quick play before bed keeps sleepless nights away😂
whipman-uk likes this
Sat, 14-Aug-21 10:19 PM (2 years ago)
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Who’s else is on app? ??
Thu, 12-Aug-21 10:02 PM (2 years ago)
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Went to the gym today.. the gym won… again 😂
PApda, ronno1 and lennynatural like this
Jim's undefeated
(2 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
Wed, 11-Aug-21 9:23 PM (2 years ago)
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Nearly Friday 😃😃,
ronno1 likes this
Don't say that, I'm back to work next week.
(2 years ago)
Wed, 11-Aug-21 4:08 PM (2 years ago)
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Having a play in work toilets , no one cum in right now 😂😂
Wed, 11-Aug-21 12:24 PM (2 years ago)
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Feeling a bit kinky today, hmmm what to do??…could be worse … like not browsing NN 😂
Mon, 9-Aug-21 11:19 PM (2 years ago)
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Cock ring + lube = what?? …😀
No returns or refunds once opened?
(2 years ago)
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