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tabletop99uk's Recent Statuses
Sat, 12-Sep-20 8:17 PM (3 years ago)
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First log in after a few years and everything's still looking great
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Fri, 10-Jun-16 9:18 PM (7 years ago)
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T'was beer o'clock. Now 'tis wine o'clock....
beer Cheers
(7 years ago)
Thu, 24-Sep-15 9:31 PM (8 years ago)
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Drinking wine, watching the comments move up and down....checking people out every now and then. Just me?
Thu, 24-Sep-15 8:45 PM (8 years ago)
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10 years since I first came on here! Bloody hell. It's been a while but....10 years!
Mon, 17-Aug-15 9:18 PM (8 years ago)
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You know, the older I've got the more i'm into saggy boobs as a fetish. Just thought I'd share that...
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The older I've gotten the more I've gotten into my recliner & watched the history channel.
(8 years ago)
Boobs sag the older women get. Gravity. Casey have you switched on the History Channel lately? It's changed!
(8 years ago)
My point being I was never into them as a kid etc. And now I can't get enough of them! And it's a good thing...
(8 years ago)
I can't wait to hit 80 and lust after all those droopy nutsacs ...
(8 years ago)
Hello 99 smile smile xxoo...........smile smile..........hug and kotc
(8 years ago)
Sat, 21-Jun-14 11:31 PM (9 years ago)
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Whay do I get so aroused from coming back home from the pub...
Fri, 30-May-14 8:48 PM (9 years ago)
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It's been a while since I've been here. Happy Friday everyone...
Hello smile
(9 years ago)
Hello red!
(9 years ago)
And only 1PM + 3 replies now! It has been a while...
(9 years ago)
Sun, 13-Apr-14 8:39 AM (10 years ago)
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So put your hand up if you're horny this Sunday! Me!
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Fri, 20-Dec-13 8:06 PM (10 years ago)
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Happy Friday peeps..... Hope you've finished work and ready to rumb;e!
CarlieBJ likes this
Fri, 13-Dec-13 9:02 PM (10 years ago)
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It's been a while since as was last here. Glad to see everyone's as horny as ever...
Thu, 26-Sep-13 9:31 PM (10 years ago)
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If I ran NN......I'd like to know who has viewed my profile
Yes- that would be fun smile
(10 years ago)
Thu, 26-Sep-13 9:14 PM (10 years ago)
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Everybody ready for the weekend? (Friday's don't count!)
Mon, 23-Sep-13 10:11 PM (10 years ago)
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....getting inappropriatley aroused under the desk at work........mmmee....
bitchmom likes this
Mon, 23-Sep-13 9:42 PM (10 years ago)
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Orgasms, eh.......
Aussie_Couple likes this
bless 'em
(10 years ago)
Sat, 14-Sep-13 7:09 AM (10 years ago)
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Hello, hello, hello....everyone ok?
yep - just having a morning wank - U?
(10 years ago)
hello
(10 years ago)
morning and tickety boo with me thank you smile
(10 years ago)
Sat, 17-Aug-13 9:34 AM (10 years ago)
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I've been trying to get away from NN a few times this morning.....and just as I'm about to, I see something/someone that makes me horny again....
rhinostool likes this
Sat, 17-Aug-13 7:59 AM (10 years ago)
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Thinking of having a 'go commando day' today - love the dangle....
even more fun when its shorts time, lots of fresh air for the unk
(10 years ago)
Went commando to work recently , not a good idea in work trousers when there are some sexy ladies in the office
(10 years ago)
Not a work thing. You'd be able to guess my religion! Purely a social pleasure.....
(10 years ago)
Fri, 9-Aug-13 8:28 PM (10 years ago)
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So is it worth being verified then?
No, master you must still teach me the way of the flashing envelope!!!
(10 years ago)
you must seek the one wiser then me...
(10 years ago)
I thought Cartman deleted?!
(10 years ago)
you must ask yourself..was neo the one...
(10 years ago)
There is no spoon.
(10 years ago)
Mon, 29-Jul-13 5:31 PM (10 years ago)
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My dick is like a dog I once owned. It knows when nearly home and leaps to attention...
Mans best friend, am I right?
(10 years ago)
Tue, 23-Jul-13 5:45 PM (10 years ago)
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Why have my new photos no text underneath? Grrrr
Sun, 21-Jul-13 8:34 AM (10 years ago)
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Ok, here's one: Sex or a really good masterbation session?
isn't masturbation sex with someone you love? grin
(10 years ago)
...and someone who doesn't answer back !
(10 years ago)
But who spits at you....
(10 years ago)
more dribbles in some cases....
(10 years ago)
It is when you talk to yourself on the internet i think tongue
(10 years ago)
Sun, 21-Jul-13 8:11 AM (10 years ago)
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I could do with more sleep but my dick begs to differ.......
Sat, 20-Jul-13 9:07 AM (10 years ago)
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Feeling very naughty today......
rhinostool likes this
god forbid....
(10 years ago)
...I know...
(10 years ago)
Sat, 20-Jul-13 9:00 AM (10 years ago)
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After a night out you can't beat NN to wake yourself up....
rhinostool likes this
Mon, 8-Jul-13 10:44 PM (10 years ago)
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I love it how a different day brings a different fetish.......know what I mean?
Not really, my fetishes pretty much stick - though am always open to learning of others. xo
(10 years ago)
Asking cheekily, what's your staple fetish then....?
(10 years ago)
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