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PokerInTheRear2's Recent Statuses
Wed, 15-Apr-15 1:02 AM (8 years ago)
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Dentist gave me the super happy fun time drugs today smile
BootsQUEEN, GottaBeMe and *sorcha* like this
the plus side of the dentist. [ :
(8 years ago)
How super happy were they?
(8 years ago)
i dont remember
(8 years ago)
Ohhh he was high as a Kite
(8 years ago)
Wow that is high
(8 years ago)
Thu, 26-Mar-15 4:16 AM (9 years ago)
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like PokerInTheRear2 liked the cam show of Kinky_Curves
Wed, 18-Mar-15 5:25 AM (9 years ago)
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the sounds of silence
coldfish1 and Dreamingof_U like this
that woo be Ding Dong DING DONG tongue
(9 years ago)
ha you said ding dong
(9 years ago)
will do frog grin
(9 years ago)
Ding Dong rhymes wif Ping Pong grin
(9 years ago)
I do believe you are correct sir
(9 years ago)
Tue, 17-Mar-15 4:05 AM (9 years ago)
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A little bit of NN before bed smile
Chuck-81 likes this
Hey Mr.Poker how's it hanging?
(9 years ago)
hey chuck
(9 years ago)
slow night in status?
(9 years ago)
At the moment it seems everyone may have gone to bed
(9 years ago)
What about you what are you up to
(9 years ago)
Mon, 16-Mar-15 7:02 PM (9 years ago)
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over/under on the next status hornybiker brings back is set at 149.5 days old
mn4play likes this
higher .... no lower ..... no higher ...... yes higher grin
(9 years ago)
ok, il take 0 days!
(9 years ago)
just like a woman...never knowing what she wants grin
(9 years ago)
just like a woman who doesn't get what she wants tongue
(9 years ago)
Now there is a challenge. Comment on the oldest post.
(9 years ago)
Mon, 16-Mar-15 3:34 PM (9 years ago)
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Go away Monday...no one likes you
Chuck-81 likes this
Hello lynskey smile smile xxoo.........he's hanging in there and he has the cutest dimples......smile smile...........hugs and kiss on the cheek
(9 years ago)
liked
(9 years ago)
superb hun,now these are real quality times xxxx
(9 years ago)
grin was that like for you chuck or for me
(9 years ago)
both lol
(9 years ago)
Mon, 16-Mar-15 5:09 AM (9 years ago)
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like PokerInTheRear2 liked the cam show of myagirl555
MyaGirl likes this
Sun, 15-Mar-15 3:44 AM (9 years ago)
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Hooters, Hooters, Yum, Yum, Yum. Hooters, Hooters, on a girl that's dumb
1+1 = Window
(9 years ago)
Al Bundy?
(9 years ago)
yes shy
(9 years ago)
I love the lil butts n long legs myself...and the beer wings n oysters smile haven't been there in forever
(9 years ago)
*tucks both hands into top of his pants* tongue
(9 years ago)
Sat, 14-Mar-15 4:03 AM (9 years ago)
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like PokerInTheRear2 liked the cam show of myagirl555
Sat, 14-Mar-15 3:04 AM (9 years ago)
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Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band
dirtycopper and MadAandJ like this
Pubes down through history...lol
(9 years ago)
lmao
(9 years ago)
Cynthia Allbritton... goes by Cynthia Plaster Caster
(9 years ago)
thank you ^^^
(9 years ago)
U Betcha
(9 years ago)
Fri, 13-Mar-15 4:06 AM (9 years ago)
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Goodnight NN people smile
Chuck-81 and BIGDICKnBIGTITS like this
Night Sir Rear
(9 years ago)
Night, Poker.
(9 years ago)
Fri, 13-Mar-15 2:08 AM (9 years ago)
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like PokerInTheRear2 liked the cam show of scooter789
Wed, 11-Mar-15 1:12 AM (9 years ago)
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Whole lotta anal talk tonight
im only anal with some things tongue
(9 years ago)
I fit right in then. Been told more than once that I'm anal... so it stands to reason I'd join in on anal conversations... tongue
(9 years ago)
i have been told i am an asshole but not in that way
(9 years ago)
prob a fair analysis
(9 years ago)
Lmao
(9 years ago)
Tue, 10-Mar-15 3:00 AM (9 years ago)
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<-----my beard (few weeks ago)
ye its starting to get a bit out of control
(9 years ago)
Mine is out of control... not really been trimmed since I started it Nov 1
(9 years ago)
Thanks Froggy smile ......keep growing it till november 1st of this year steel
(9 years ago)
Hrm.... I think it would be halfway down my torso by then...
(9 years ago)
beard bump
(9 years ago)
Tue, 10-Mar-15 12:22 AM (9 years ago)
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Got my Green Shield......didn't even have to beg for it either!
Wait, I was confused.... I begged to get it and I got shafted
(9 years ago)
Denied!
(9 years ago)
like the red headed step child I am
(9 years ago)
lmao rock
(9 years ago)
Please, Sir, I want some more...... NOPE!!!!!
(9 years ago)
Thu, 26-Feb-15 1:03 AM (9 years ago)
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Nice Shoes.....Wanna Fuck?
These are imported Italian non wing tip loafers..... KellyBean bought them for me
(9 years ago)
someone say shoes? can i has new ones?
(9 years ago)
he's a sole man
(9 years ago)
im more of a "Leather Fuck Me Boots" kind of guy
(9 years ago)
Wed, 25-Feb-15 1:22 AM (9 years ago)
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Need a woman wearing a neon green space suit with a cowboy hat on singing inna godda davida while standing on one foot
ohmy
(9 years ago)
Why does it have to be neon green? Unless you want her to wear the funny looking goggle eyes and antennae to make her look like a Martian
(9 years ago)
you are a very lucky man
(9 years ago)
don't question my fantasy
(9 years ago)
At least you know what you want. I'm not picky...I'll just take a woman
(9 years ago)
Tue, 24-Feb-15 5:40 PM (9 years ago)
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Could this day go any slower....Need some excitement!
passing excitement your way tongue how are you?
(9 years ago)
you always excite me frog tongue im alright and you?
(9 years ago)
working, err or I say perving @15.00 a hour tongue
(9 years ago)
if you can perv while u get paid u have won at life
(9 years ago)
lol..true enough wink
(9 years ago)
Mon, 23-Feb-15 3:49 AM (9 years ago)
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like PokerInTheRear2 liked the cam show of redvs4u
MadAandJ likes this
Sun, 22-Feb-15 4:52 AM (9 years ago)
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like PokerInTheRear2 liked the cam show of redvs4u
Tue, 17-Feb-15 4:34 AM (9 years ago)
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Winter.... can you please fuck off
I fucking HATE winter...I'm with ya there Poker
(9 years ago)
if only there was a way we could keep warm frog
(9 years ago)
tongue hibernation
(9 years ago)
exactl...wait what NO! grin
(9 years ago)
hahaha..gotcha
(9 years ago)
Tue, 20-Jan-15 3:38 PM (9 years ago)
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Alright, Alright, Alright
Knockout_curves likes this
and are you as hot to
(9 years ago)
but not McConaughey hot
(9 years ago)
Howdy Poker
(9 years ago)
hey Adam
(9 years ago)
I do like what I see
(9 years ago)
Mon, 19-Jan-15 2:31 AM (9 years ago)
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Looking to impregnate a random wife. anyone know where I can find one?
MadAandJ, Chuck-81 and cochecton like this
i did, but i think they changed their minds now
(9 years ago)
Can I try anyways?
(9 years ago)
Sure....go for it Poker! We can keep trying till i get pregnant! Lol!
(9 years ago)
hey, practice makes perfect ;}
(9 years ago)
^ exactly jmr
(9 years ago)
Sat, 17-Jan-15 2:32 AM (9 years ago)
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She's Saying That's Ok Hey Baby Do What You Please I Have The Stuff That You Want I Am The Thing That You Need
Knockout_curves likes this
Dirty Diana, NO
(9 years ago)
:MJ:
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michael
(9 years ago)
Sat, 17-Jan-15 12:51 AM (9 years ago)
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Money for nothin', and your chicks for free
Chuck-81, cochecton and VTCali like this
they edit one word on radio here
(9 years ago)
Its so good
(9 years ago)
I think here too steel
(9 years ago)
Hello Poker smile smile xxoo
(9 years ago)
hello ms
(9 years ago)
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