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uncaged11's Recent Statuses
Sun, 21-Aug-16 5:41 PM (7 years ago)
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Coconut oil... best lubricant on the market!
purplewitch likes this
Chuck...lol.
(7 years ago)
Offers to test with Miele in the name of science xx
(7 years ago)
Perse...you, me and your Mr in one room, I don't think any lube would be necessary smile
(7 years ago)
Persephone_brown likes this
*checks calandar* any time is fine xxxx
(7 years ago)
You are making a trip to the UK very tempting...lol
(7 years ago)
Persephone_brown likes this
Sun, 21-Aug-16 3:39 PM (7 years ago)
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Playtime!!!
ps4 or xbox?
(7 years ago)
uncaged11 likes this
Sun, 21-Aug-16 12:16 AM (7 years ago)
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Not looking forward to being bombarded the next three months with commercials for all the Props on the November ballot. Ugh!
rhinostool likes this
Move out of California? smile
(7 years ago)
Thu, 18-Aug-16 5:30 AM (7 years ago)
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Bad Moon Rising!
I see trouble on the way
(7 years ago)
uncaged11 likes this
CCR
(7 years ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Sun, 14-Aug-16 2:45 PM (7 years ago)
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I woke up craving the sensation of my tongue flicking a swollen clit. Must have been one hell of a wet dream.
manofgirth69 likes this
What a dream! smile
(7 years ago)
uncaged11 likes this
Fri, 12-Aug-16 6:07 AM (7 years ago)
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What kind of games could people compete in at the introductory NN Olympics?
Jerk and clean
(7 years ago)
miss_molly and Shan3.d1 like this
Does that cum before or after the Snatch?
(7 years ago)
Shan3.d1, Agent_K and cheekypaul like this
Mixed nude judo. Extra points for pinning your opponent to the floor in the hottest of ways.
(7 years ago)
Spam javelin!
(7 years ago)
Now I've gone straight to the gymnastics in my imagination......that horse thingy has possibilities..
(7 years ago)
Mon, 18-Jul-16 12:14 AM (7 years ago)
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Exceptionally horny this afternoon....
Sat, 16-Jul-16 11:20 PM (7 years ago)
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"Is There Anybody Out There?"
rhinostool likes this
We're a lively Bunche
(7 years ago)
Lol oops *bunch this afternoon
(7 years ago)
"Just nod if you can hear me."
(7 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Pink Floyd,great songsmile
(7 years ago)
uncaged11 likes this
Nodding
(7 years ago)
uncaged11 likes this
Sat, 9-Jul-16 7:02 PM (7 years ago)
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Feel like perving...
Pushithard likes this
Do eeeeet!
(7 years ago)
oh. A work in progress!
(7 years ago)
Sun, 3-Jul-16 6:14 PM (7 years ago)
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Taking a piss with a hard-on creates quite a challenge
Sat, 18-Jun-16 3:31 PM (7 years ago)
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Too hot to go outside. Too beautiful to stay inside.
Sounds like a dilemma
(7 years ago)
now dats a pickle
(7 years ago)
Stand in the doorway.
(7 years ago)
Jagged_Edges likes this
Mon, 13-Jun-16 1:52 AM (7 years ago)
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It sucks when life gets in the way of NN
NaughtyJenn and wonderingflirt like this
The reverse sucks harder actually.
(7 years ago)
Hihi uncaged smile
(7 years ago)
Agree Roxanne
(7 years ago)
Wed, 1-Jun-16 11:24 AM (7 years ago)
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On my way for a couple of days to the city that never sleeps. If I can make it there I'll make it anywhere...
Lucky! Enjoy. : )
(7 years ago)
Sat, 28-May-16 10:43 PM (7 years ago)
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So will there be an NN Halloween Ball somewhere, sometime in the near future?
sakman likes this
Thinking of Halloween only makes the cold weather seem closers...just starTed getting warmer here...then again I am already missing cooler weather
(7 years ago)
RoxanneS and hounddog67 like this
You already know I'd go...
(7 years ago)
Sat, 28-May-16 2:02 PM (7 years ago)
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California dreaming?
MrsFX and bOObzman like this
Felt like that while in the redwoods.
(7 years ago)
Legit question but yes it's a song.
(7 years ago)
Legit answer: Who doesn't?
(7 years ago)
But to dream is free smile
(7 years ago)
Some of us don't need to dream it
(7 years ago)
Thu, 26-May-16 4:26 AM (7 years ago)
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So send sending this 'live' from the WHO concert. I just learned from Peter TownsendTownsend that Squeeze Box refers to a woman's breasts and not her 'box'. Who knew?
Yes that USSR song was a dead giveaway
(7 years ago)
Godless heathens, the lot of 'em!
(7 years ago)
ah, the USSR! the good old days. life just gets better & better, doesn't it? grin
(7 years ago)
Come Together was the first ever Bukakke song, wasn't it?
(7 years ago)
Kreacher likes this
LOL
(7 years ago)
Wed, 25-May-16 2:29 AM (7 years ago)
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Have you been the Master of Your Domain today?
deepsea69 likes this
I'm out!
(7 years ago)
Indeed! smile
(7 years ago)
hounddog67 likes this
yes i have smile
(7 years ago)
no but i slept at a holiday inn last night
(7 years ago)
Yeah, like Kramer said on Seinfeld....I'm out
(7 years ago)
hounddog67 likes this
Tue, 24-May-16 2:58 AM (7 years ago)
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Nothing worse then finding yourself about to cum when the doorbell rings
Uncaged, please tell me you've seen Idiocracy...
(7 years ago)
You could just be like Frito...just scream, "Go away...'baitin!"
(7 years ago)
errr...sorry, it's spelled "batin"
(7 years ago)
I've not seen idiocracy
(7 years ago)
LOL, well, you should. It's funny...
(7 years ago)
Tue, 24-May-16 2:29 AM (7 years ago)
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I've waited all day to unzip....
MrsFX and Slutty_on_NN like this
....a banana so not to eat it in public
(7 years ago)
uncaged11 likes this
Such a relief, eh?
(7 years ago)
uncaged11 likes this
Sun, 22-May-16 12:01 AM (7 years ago)
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I hate car shopping!
naughtyteasel likes this
Less car shopping then and more sexing wink
(7 years ago)
uncaged11 and philone69 like this
I love car shopping! Nothing like the smell of a new car!
(7 years ago)
car shopping beats the hell out of buying a bus pass
(7 years ago)
philone69 and uncaged11 like this
i hate car payments smile
(7 years ago)
or walking
(7 years ago)
Sat, 21-May-16 5:33 AM (7 years ago)
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I think I was a tad bit over OVER SERVED tonight! Hello NN land!
I'm sure that's it. How can anyone ever just drink too much? tongue
(7 years ago)
MieleGattina likes this
I over serve myself quite often...lol
(7 years ago)
Cheers!! smile
(7 years ago)
Fri, 20-May-16 6:22 PM (7 years ago)
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"Have you ever made love on a real train?" "Yes? No? Maybe?"
OMG, that scene...
(7 years ago)
Inspirational...
(7 years ago)
had a wank in the toliet a few times...
(7 years ago)
Joel (Tom Cruise) from Risky Business. My first crush was on Rebecca de Mornay because of this particular scene. Google it!
(7 years ago)
MieleGattina and RoxanneS like this
Yes, google it...and then go fuck on a train...because you'll have to.
(7 years ago)
Fri, 20-May-16 2:39 PM (7 years ago)
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Happy Friday and Saturday Morning to all!
Diluscious likes this
Fri, 20-May-16 2:14 AM (7 years ago)
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like uncaged11 liked the cam show of SEXGANGB
Thu, 19-May-16 5:18 AM (7 years ago)
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I've been told that a few NNers need spankings. Line up!
Mrs FX.... It will only hurt if you keep score.
(7 years ago)
tongue
(7 years ago)
You're some 50 shades right there ... Tempting but I'll sit out this one wink
(7 years ago)
Not me. I'm an angel
(7 years ago)
uncaged11 likes this
Time to enter the 7 Mile Spanking Machine
(7 years ago)
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