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Fri, 23-Jan-15 12:20 AM (9 years ago)
I need to stop pressing the wrong part of the screen on this phone ggrrrrr!
morning ma'am 😊😃 and what are you doing on my status, how dare you
(9 years ago)
Thats very kind and appreciated and a big hello to you, if you ask nicely you may get a quick snog and i may get a quick slap if not careful;
and i may get a quick slap if not careful;
(9 years ago)
Fri, 28-Nov-14 1:20 AM (9 years ago)
looking for a hotwife! one on one, sensible folk only please
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Tue, 23-Sep-14 10:27 PM (9 years ago)
if you ask to be friends without saying a word first, then when i accept and say thank you, you do not answer, then take your friendship and stick it up your arse sideways!
rockhard, well said (status was written with a bit of sense of humour attached, as you can't take all this too seriously on here i have about 7 friends as usually i do the same, chat a little first.
i have about 7 friends as usually i do the same, chat a little first.
(9 years ago)
there are a good few collectors around
(9 years ago)
lol mike, i dont blame you
(9 years ago)
Mon, 22-Sep-14 11:37 PM (9 years ago)
If the extent of your vocabulary consists of "Mmmmmmmmmmm" jog on elsewhere
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Sun, 7-Sep-14 5:58 PM (9 years ago)
looking for a hotwife, a one on one thing, no nutters need apply!
Fri, 5-Sep-14 2:04 PM (9 years ago)
I do not do tributes!! I would rather watch errr cash in the bloody attic!
Tue, 2-Sep-14 11:17 AM (9 years ago)
Hooray verified, so what you see is what you get errr as they say!
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