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cute_cpl
Tue, 15-Nov-16 6:16 PM (7 years ago)
tip
Why do porn sites have a "share to facebook button", Who watches porn and thinks "you know who would enjoy this, My family and friends"
RjKrule32
Lol I agree with you cute_cpl
(7 years ago)
BlindMelon
I had forgotten about the flute.... You just made it public that she is an acclaimed skin flutist
(7 years ago)
Jagged_Edges
don't pass the blame fucker,you started it!! tongue
(7 years ago)
RoxanneS
Nah, pretty sure I came forward as a porn pusher, JE. : P
(7 years ago)
Jagged_Edges
in that case I can let me protection shield down ;p
(7 years ago)
cute_cpl
Fri, 29-Jul-16 7:53 PM (7 years ago)
tip
Suggest me some good TV shows...just finished watching Lucifer.
AdeleGingerRaineOLD
Fringe,Haven,The Tomorrow people,Grimm(all sifi)
(7 years ago)
cedar19 likes this
 		cute_cpl
Thanks Adele. I love Sci-fi shows.
(7 years ago)
AdeleGingerRaineOLD
So do I,they're the best. If you google tv shows it will take you to a site that has listings from all genre,just choose science fiction and you will find lots
(7 years ago)
cute_cpl
well i see lot of interesting shows to watch now..
(7 years ago)
AdeleGingerRaineOLD
Glad I could help cutesmile
(7 years ago)
cute_cpl
Mon, 5-Oct-15 3:59 PM (8 years ago)
tip
it is said that Women over 40 years of age are more likely to masturbate than any other group.
ida_ho_103104
who says that?
(8 years ago)
MarkandLacey
Better Homes and Gardens.
(8 years ago)
cute_cpl
it is based on surveys
(8 years ago)
cute_cpl
Wed, 16-Sep-15 6:54 AM (8 years ago)
tip
lets promise to fuck and not fall in love
lynskey
We are all different hun but I can't understand how you cannot develop feelings after the sex becomes making love .Or does it just remain sex with you?
(8 years ago)
cute_cpl
yes you are right.... its just most of the guys fantasy at some point in their life but never worked till now for me.
(8 years ago)
lynskey
lol, exactly but you don't kiss,smile,talk, flirt,laugh,praise,admire,tease with a fuck buddy,shirley?
(8 years ago)
cute_cpl
i do..this whole concept of fuck buddy is confusing some times.
(8 years ago)
lynskey
exactamundo,I'd love to know how it "works"
(8 years ago)
cute_cpl
Tue, 8-Sep-15 5:34 PM (8 years ago)
tip
I am drink and horny
cute_cpl
Tue, 8-Sep-15 5:10 AM (8 years ago)
tip
watching porn and jerking off
cute_cpl
Sun, 6-Sep-15 7:27 AM (8 years ago)
tip
horny as hell.....any suggestions what to do?
lynskey
rigorous masturbation?
(8 years ago)
cute_cpl
done that its but not satisfying.
(8 years ago)
AdeleGingerRaine
Too bad dicks can't talk(or is it..ponders the thought for a minute...scared )..otherwise it would say "look down buddy!" smile
(8 years ago)
exiled3826
I remember a video I did where my dick sang a song for any that might remember LOL
(8 years ago)
cute_cpl
if dicks started talking then my dick wont shut up and would keep demanding pussy all the time
(8 years ago)
cute_cpl
Thu, 3-Sep-15 8:22 PM (8 years ago)
tip
Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.
Artistic
*bullsh**
(8 years ago)
metalwork
and then some
(8 years ago)
cute_cpl
Wed, 2-Sep-15 9:43 PM (8 years ago)
tip
do you practise edging technique?
guitartxn
It was a slow year for him lol
(8 years ago)
guitartxn
It's good to be the King-Mel Brooks
(8 years ago)
cute_cpl
wish i had a chance of making love to 300 women
(8 years ago)
cute_cpl
perks of being a king
(8 years ago)
TopCat57
I edge around electric fences every day....they nip! : )
(8 years ago)
cute_cpl
Tue, 1-Sep-15 2:17 PM (8 years ago)
tip
Pussy without head is like a sandwich without bread....
tonguefoo2000
That means about as much to me as a strawberry up a bear's butt.
(8 years ago)
MarkandLacey
Makes as much sense as Lincoln at a clan meeting.
(8 years ago)
cute_cpl
Tue, 18-Aug-15 2:26 PM (8 years ago)
tip
i am so so horny right now
mrspnhim and randyroosta82 like this
cute_cpl
Sat, 15-Aug-15 4:47 AM (8 years ago)
tip
we live in a world where people will lick someones asshole...but still freak out when you double-dip a chip.
cute_cpl
Wed, 12-Aug-15 8:17 AM (8 years ago)
tip
women that dont cook,clean or suck dick always ask "where are all the good men?" The good men just finished eating dinner and they are relaxing in a clean house about to get their dick sucked.
Sexysarahsere, HC23 and justaguy22 like this
cute_cpl
ha ha smile
(8 years ago)
licksipsuckit
no dick suck for you, lm too busy cleaning to care about your dick *lix*
(8 years ago)
metalwork
lmao lix, grin
(8 years ago)
Jubbley
lmfao!
(8 years ago)
licksipsuckit
ld rather be sucking dick than cleaning up, and then you can take me out for diner like a real man, thats if you want your dick sucked again *lix*
(8 years ago)
cute_cpl
Tue, 11-Aug-15 12:45 PM (8 years ago)
tip
A man should make a women cry only when he is fucking her to intense orgasm
LoneSomeDove69 and mister_k like this
mister_k
Freaked me out when that first happened.
(8 years ago)
cute_cpl
Sun, 2-Aug-15 6:01 AM (8 years ago)
tip
What a slut time is. She screws everybody
steelrat60 likes this
cute_cpl
Sun, 2-Aug-15 5:00 AM (8 years ago)
tip
Thousands will breastfeed in public for world breastfeeding week
steelrat60
have you seen the boobie hats for babies?
(8 years ago)
imaginaryfriend2
most natural thing in the world
(8 years ago)
steelrat60
and that is why I cannot fathom people that have a problem with it, imagineary
(8 years ago)
cute_cpl
thats why this awareness week are held all over world to understand how important it is to breast feed their babies
(8 years ago)
steelrat60
it is the best food for babies.... formula just don't cut it
(8 years ago)
cute_cpl
Sun, 2-Aug-15 2:01 AM (8 years ago)
tip
fuck her in such a way that she could barely walk after her orgasm
MyaGirl likes this
cute_cpl
Thu, 16-Jul-15 6:12 AM (8 years ago)
tip
I am too horny to be in public
lynskey
pretend to be pole vaulting..
(8 years ago)
cute_cpl
will it help?
(8 years ago)
lynskey
put tape round it and no one will know the difference....be careful how you run though in case you do yourself a mischief...
(8 years ago)
cute_cpl
Sat, 4-Jul-15 9:07 AM (8 years ago)
tip
wish i could fuck pornstar linda friday atleast once in my life time, she is so hot.
cute_cpl
Fri, 3-Jul-15 5:47 PM (8 years ago)
tip
Masturbation keeps you from fucking the wrong person.
NakedUKCouple and 2muchphun like this
Jersey_Girl
I would if I could but I can't so I won't, silverwink Great idea, though, eh? xox
(8 years ago)
silverbackaa
We should set that last comment to music JG.....OXO smile
(8 years ago)
2muchphun
wise words
(8 years ago)
silverbackaa
Indeed QT......unfortunately my small brain seldom listens.....smile How is all with you?
(8 years ago)
2muchphun
LOL. All good here! Getting excited for the "fire booms" which I don't typically get excited about. So I must be in a really good mood smile
(8 years ago)
cute_cpl
Tue, 30-Jun-15 5:11 AM (8 years ago)
tip
My Kind of Relationship: ---Me:Tomorrow I am fucking you for few hours so get some rest,, Herohmyk
RoxanneS likes this
cute_cpl
Sun, 28-Jun-15 8:51 AM (8 years ago)
tip
Having good time with my gf's pussy.
cute_cpl
Mon, 15-Jun-15 5:51 PM (8 years ago)
tip
Happy bday courtney cox smile
bushofireee likes this
AdeleGingerRaine
Wow!! is she here?grin
(8 years ago)
solorunner
And I didn't get her anything. sad
(8 years ago)
cute_cpl
Wed, 10-Jun-15 3:52 PM (8 years ago)
tip
Hey girl, did you know I'm a planet destroyer ? No ? . . Be ready cause Im about to destroy URANUS !!!!
Bipod
Think I read this on a toilet wall once. washed it off.
(8 years ago)
Txsvn925
You actually TOUCHED a toilet stall wall?
(8 years ago)
Bipod
hazmat suit, gloves, respirator. Alls good.
(8 years ago)
smd3576
st'all is good u mean bipod LOL
(8 years ago)
Bipod
lol.
(8 years ago)
cute_cpl
Mon, 18-May-15 7:46 AM (8 years ago)
tip
i am sooo horny right now!!
mrspnhim likes this
lynskey
no change there then...
(8 years ago)
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