)DDDDemon's Recent Statuses
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Mon, 15-May-23 5:25 PM (340 days ago)
One thing surely hasn't changed here: it's still pretty hilarious to read some of the absolutely random horny statuses 🤣
I agree...someone kindly called me a 'throat goat'
(340 days ago)
Hi Demon 
(340 days ago)
oh sexy demon butt dragged in ...its getting hot in here 
(339 days ago)
Tue, 19-Oct-21 5:01 PM (2 years ago)
You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.
have to be a cat to piss on top of the car
(2 years ago)
in the last ten minutes I've just kept thinking about the dog running with 3 legs side by side to that car trying to finish peeing
(2 years ago)
the dog started peeing said_Dude, wheres my car?
(2 years ago)
Sat, 16-Oct-21 7:49 PM (2 years ago)
So, it looks like you can't "unWink" the profile you accidentally winked at. Anyone ever noticed that?
What were you doing,the only other options would go with winking or did you fall on your computer,onl
(2 years ago)
^^
Fri, 15-Oct-21 11:26 PM (2 years ago)
So, where's my new upload at? Denied, destroyed, delayed? Just when I tried to keep it more classy ):
(2 years ago)
Nope
(2 years ago)
They tease vs cock pic thing is a grey area. I am guided by this appeal from the British group Portishead, “So don’t you stop being a man,
(2 years ago)
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Just take a little look From our side when you can” 😝
(2 years ago)
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You're showing your age if you don't wear socks with sandals
(2 years ago)
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Oh fuck no! The crocs are turquoise and the socks are what ever warm ones I packed
(2 years ago)
All the really cool people wear socks & crocs. 
(2 years ago)
Tue, 11-May-21 3:03 PM (2 years ago)
Few things are more hilarious than the badly photoshopped (alleged) wives'faces on other women's bodies. Thank you for the moments of hilarity.
Sat, 24-Apr-21 1:25 PM (2 years ago)
How many of you used the "flirt" feature at least once this month?
Sat, 24-Apr-21 1:23 PM (2 years ago)
Motivation for working out (for guys): it gives you a fuller, harder and more long lasting erection power.
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Tue, 20-Apr-21 6:51 PM (3 years ago)
You've seen this status a thousand times and more before, but daaamn I'm so horny these days. I'll make it more interesting by adding some random fact: Kangaroos can't fart
Thu, 19-Mar-20 7:52 PM (4 years ago)
1816. The year without a summer. The year of the perky nips
Mon, 3-Feb-20 12:13 PM (4 years ago)
I feel like a lemon that needs to be squeezed. Uhm, yeah, I do
Wed, 22-Jan-20 7:07 PM (4 years ago)
Some blowjobs just warp the space time and make you look like you have early dementia. But looking smart is overrated
Fri, 17-Jan-20 2:45 AM (4 years ago)
You disturb my blood circulation and I have a sudden need to pet cats