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CriticalSkeptic's Recent Statuses
Fri, 13-Jan-17 3:30 PM (7 years ago)
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In philly for the weekend then in DC next week!
Where you will become more critical and skeptical.
(7 years ago)
Wed, 17-Aug-16 3:22 PM (7 years ago)
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It's my birthday and I'm in Indiana! Any recommendations for fun things to do, or on the off chance, any fun people to do? Hmu in a pm!
Look at you pulling out a 50 year old song references!
(7 years ago)
I cant help it ? if I'm 27 crying
(7 years ago)
You've celebrated your 27th birthday 62 times!
(7 years ago)
+ LOL
(7 years ago)
yis an the 63rd time i become 27 is not far away, it will be a sombre one again [thanx mum i will never forget the day crying]
(7 years ago)
Wed, 2-Dec-15 8:41 PM (8 years ago)
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Sexuality is kind of a strange thing the more you think about it...
Why's that?
(8 years ago)
Fri, 20-Nov-15 7:26 PM (8 years ago)
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As it is now/ soon the weekend, what are ya'll planning on doing? Relaxing, fucking, going on vacation, seeing a movie, sleeping?
the lattersmile
(8 years ago)
the youngest boys birthday on sunday...gonna show him the zapruder movie and tell him if he doesnt move out soon thats gonna happen to him
(8 years ago)
Working smile All weekend smile
(8 years ago)
roll on down the highway
(8 years ago)
That's it grin
(8 years ago)
Wed, 28-Oct-15 7:50 PM (8 years ago)
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Add me as a friend yo
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippee yay
(8 years ago)
Doubtful homie!
(8 years ago)
word to ya motha
(8 years ago)
PApda likes this
Thu, 22-Oct-15 6:56 PM (8 years ago)
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Something I don't understand: People who create new account and same day already have 27 friends...Da fuq
Ellefoxie and IB_Hard_4U like this
They are very popular. Lol.
(8 years ago)
I have denied all in every profile I have...that and robertkl...and most people just press accept...I don't
(8 years ago)
Do you get like unlimited friend requests when you're a premium member? How do they do it? so mysterious
(8 years ago)
Yes, you get unlimeted friend requests to make, and unlimited Pm's, bigger pics, see video's alltogether a better NN experience: )
(8 years ago)
People onsite at all hours all over the globe.
(8 years ago)
Tue, 20-Oct-15 6:05 AM (8 years ago)
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Survey: how do you personally deal with feelings of inadequacy, when/ if they arise?
Damn. Never thought I'd find such refreshing wisdom on a website like this haha thanks guys
(8 years ago)
"Your setback is just a setup for your comeback" Steve Harvey
(8 years ago)
you got to give your self a telling off for feeling that way and say i can do it
(8 years ago)
I have and will always feel inadequate, always. I am a coward who will always fail because I fear success.....oh well
(8 years ago)
dont compare yourself to someone else. Compare yourself to the you of yesterday
(8 years ago)
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Wed, 14-Oct-15 7:49 PM (8 years ago)
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I don't understand NN profiles, both presumably men or women, who post a bunch of pics of different people with no caption. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? So many questions...
Also, guys that post like 15 pics of a girl only to post like 15 new pics of a new girl like every fuckin week. Da fuq?
(8 years ago)
when their top 5 pics are different people it does make you wonder smile
(8 years ago)
^^^^ Hint #37 of spotting a fake account.
(8 years ago)
Very puzzling yes. I turn off straight away.
(8 years ago)
Yup, I agree. Captions on pics and Profile filled out!
(8 years ago)
Wed, 14-Oct-15 4:36 PM (8 years ago)
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Who wants a tribute? Feeling pretty horny (as usual) wink
Mon, 5-Oct-15 6:49 PM (8 years ago)
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After rubbing and tugging for nearly 4 hours straight, I think it's time for a break. My hands and member are getting sore but still going strong somehow...
Quite the marathoner!
(8 years ago)
Yeah I've learned I can last a longtime if I want
(8 years ago)
Fri, 2-Oct-15 5:36 PM (8 years ago)
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Happy Friday everyone! Any requests? Like as in anything you'd like to request in general or specific
Darts12 likes this
have a specific naughtie request,, PM me IF Interested in dirtie tributes
(8 years ago)
^^ get right on that critical.
(8 years ago)
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Wed, 30-Sep-15 9:16 PM (8 years ago)
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Public poll: what is the average age of NN users? Also, what percentage of accounts do you think are female only?
Then pull a cup off the shelf and bring me a bit of tea.
(8 years ago)
is beer'clock tongue
(8 years ago)
You guys are a bunch of hams! You know that? Haha as such I fucking love it. Just a merry group of revelries going from one conversation to the next. Like a raucous hilarious group of honey bees!
(8 years ago)
Most popular age on here is 24.
(8 years ago)
My average age is 19.
(8 years ago)
Tue, 29-Sep-15 6:31 PM (8 years ago)
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Ladies, what's your favorite thing about NN? Anything goes here
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(8 years ago)
Fuck u got me melon I love that shit. Also dick pic and videos of people jerking off the ultimate!
(8 years ago)
My friends.
(8 years ago)
Status and Power? Status Quo? Update status? It could mean so many things!
(8 years ago)
I'm bit of a chubby girl, I love the attention and compliments from you hot guys, very uplifting. Our daily lives don't allow us to to express what we find truly desirable in others
(8 years ago)
Fri, 25-Sep-15 7:03 PM (8 years ago)
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Do I have to pay to see all of my messages in my inbox? Just wondering
Don't think so. You're limited in the number of PMs you send though.
(8 years ago)
to see ALL messages you have to be premium...so you have to pay unless you're gifted it.
(8 years ago)
Don't think so.
(8 years ago)
I see naughty..Didn't know that
(8 years ago)
Wed, 23-Sep-15 6:24 PM (8 years ago)
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Feeling horny as hell, would any ladies be interested in a cum drenched tribute?
first you must get the Elmer's Glue key from Mark...he may not give it to you though,just sayingsmile
(8 years ago)
would love one!
(8 years ago)
No glue for you!
(8 years ago)
told ya...Mark rarely lends anyone the keysmile
(8 years ago)
Mon, 14-Sep-15 6:38 PM (8 years ago)
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Is 6.5" small? Also what's the perfect girth? Just curious
Size doesn't matter. They make toys for that
(8 years ago)
According to the NHS the average penis size for adults is about 14-16cm (5.5-6.3 inches) when erect. A lot of men lie about their length.
(8 years ago)
Not I but I cant touch the bottom of a tuna can but I can touch the sides
(8 years ago)
Oh right on! I'm above average grin
(8 years ago)
lets be honest .... its all about cuteness with cocks heart
(8 years ago)