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qire's Recent Statuses
Wed, 1-Jul-20 2:01 PM (3 years ago)
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woke up this morning looking forward to a day off... then promplty fell asleep again and missed half of it
Mr_Vein likes this
you need a foldable one then lol
(3 years ago)
Take a shot of whiskey with each ab crunch. Sound right, Arti? But stop at 4?
(3 years ago)
Artistic likes this
hmm how bout i jump into arti's bath with pap's whiskey and you two go show up for work tomorrow tongue
(3 years ago)
^^^^ dislike
(3 years ago)
jump into the same bath and skip work?
(3 years ago)
Thu, 2-Apr-20 2:41 PM (4 years ago)
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i think i should grow a long shaggy beard to complete my current isolating self. like a playoff beard but sadder.
quietwacpl likes this
Miss hockey. My Quarantine beard is in full effect!
(4 years ago)
quietwacpl likes this
nice! my beard is still in its first round stage, i'd like it to reach the conference finals at least
(4 years ago)
VTCali likes this
My barber has been texting her clients and giving them tips for the quarantine. She saw the beard and said I'll have an award winner. So I've at least got that going for me!
(4 years ago)
scruffy is better wink
(4 years ago)
Thu, 23-Jan-20 6:22 PM (4 years ago)
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wanted to take some pics. didn't have any ideas. then the camera almost fell out of my hands. then i got hungry smile i'll just have a look instead,,,
001Bella likes this
What did you eat to satisfy your hunger?
(4 years ago)
Fri, 20-Dec-19 6:25 PM (4 years ago)
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hooray it's xxxmas
Almost! Merry Christmas!
(4 years ago)
Thu, 28-Nov-19 12:23 PM (4 years ago)
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work from home = no pants day
001Bella, nipples4rex and jester479 like this
well i'm rocking the classy t shirt & underpants combination right now. no pants day everyday would get me fired and/or arrested lol
(4 years ago)
nipples4rex likes this
What kind of underpants, qire?...
(4 years ago)
red and blue striped briefs, with a small hole as i just found out
(4 years ago)
nipples4rex likes this
Haha!! Very patriotic, accept for the small hole eek
(4 years ago)
they can now go on the starting-to-wear-out pile, which means being put on for chafing going-on-a-run duty until they fall apart completely. kinda sad, i liked them! grin
(4 years ago)
Wed, 27-Nov-19 2:50 PM (4 years ago)
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hey your galleries are too distracting i'm trying to work here
nosanity and PApda like this
haha, nice. don't let the sirens tempt you!
(4 years ago)
nosanity likes this
I have to close NN and force myself to stay away to get anything done here
(4 years ago)
nosanity and Bbaggins4321 like this
i drag you ladies to the monitor i don't use at that time, does the trick often enough tongue
(4 years ago)
shaqila likes this
That would just mean I'm staring at a different monitor and still don't get shit done tongue
(4 years ago)
nosanity likes this
you horndog!
(4 years ago)
shaqila likes this
Tue, 26-Nov-19 6:32 PM (4 years ago)
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ahhh nothing else to do but relax for the rest of the day
flitterbee and PApda like this
And me too smile hey Q smile ... howdy Lennysmile
(4 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
Hi Ms Flitter. Enjoying your evening?
(4 years ago)
tis morning Lennysmile
(4 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
Of course it is!
(4 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
sup guys and gals
(4 years ago)
Wed, 30-Oct-19 12:19 PM (4 years ago)
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i did it, i bought christmas cookies in october
lennynatural likes this
And ate them by november i bet
(4 years ago)
well they're all gone now and it was worth it tongue
(4 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
Get some mince pies in!
(4 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
i shall keep that in mind for the long weeks of november!
(4 years ago)
Sainsbury's Taste the difference mice pies...oooops mince pies are yummy, especially with dash of salted caramel ice cream...shoot me now..
(4 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
Thu, 18-Jul-19 3:54 PM (4 years ago)
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got home all sweaty and no running water because of maintenance. this could become a problem ohmy
Thu, 17-Jan-19 2:47 PM (5 years ago)
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any more coffee today might burn a hole through my stomach. it is a risk i'm willing to take.
MidnightWriter likes this
You haven't really lived until you consume 4 pots of coffee a day LOL
(5 years ago)
qire likes this
Wed, 16-Jan-19 4:30 PM (5 years ago)
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ahhh... they joy of falling into a freshly made bed
Thu, 10-Jan-19 3:38 PM (5 years ago)
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I'm sorry to report that the old MacGyver episodes did NOT age well
i mean they aren't terrible. just a lot less cool than i remembered. also the lighting and props are hilariously low budget grin
(5 years ago)
BUT,.....the old McGyvers will be watched many more years than the new shit will be around, garbage that crap,...George Eads jumped ship
(5 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Didn't have deep Hollywood pockets for original
(5 years ago)
I seriously used to walk around with a pen, paper clip, and stick of gum in my pocket as a kid thanks to that show blink
(5 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
it's okay, we used to run around with super soakers in a weird macgyver/a-team/turtles mashup...
(5 years ago)
MidnightWriter and steelrat60 like this
Thu, 3-Jan-19 2:08 PM (5 years ago)
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So the DHL guy just rang the bell and asked if i could accept a neighbor's package. I said sure and now I've got what looks like a year's worth of dog food in my flat.
Man 'dumbfounded' to receive 48 diamond bracelets in the mail by mistake
(5 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
no i don't have a dog, in fact i'm a cat person lol. whoever the owner is, they have 15 more minutes to show up, or i will be gone till midnight and doggy goes to sleep hungry wink
(5 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
If he shows up at my door with a loaded hand truck I will politely say, "NO fuckin way, Jack!!!"
(5 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
It's "hit the road Jack" , Lenny! grin Oh! And best wishes for the new year! smile
(5 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
Naz! Nice to see you! grin Are you doing that once/twice a year popping in?
(5 years ago)
Thu, 11-Oct-18 11:15 AM (5 years ago)
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almost got round to taking a new pic but failed at the getting undressed stage
Booooo...do better
(5 years ago)
hmm, difficult audience around here!
(5 years ago)
I’ll balance it out then, stay dressed wink
(5 years ago)
that is very generous of you, thanks a lot wink
(5 years ago)
bman5946 likes this
You definitely must try harder wink
(5 years ago)
Thu, 11-Oct-18 8:09 AM (5 years ago)
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dreamed of sex last night!
Darts12 likes this
Hope it was good! wink
(5 years ago)
I dreamt of weird shit that thankfully I can't remember much about.
(5 years ago)
it was good but i still prefer the real thing wink
(5 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Real dreams don't exist sad !
(5 years ago)
Tue, 18-Sep-18 9:07 AM (5 years ago)
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so you're all still hot... that's good
maraff, GottaBeMe and Ley-dd like this
hey smile
(5 years ago)
Oh why thank you
(5 years ago)
well ty so much smile
(5 years ago)
Cooler than the we weekend was here wink
(5 years ago)
As are you morning sexy
(5 years ago)
Thu, 28-Jun-18 10:30 AM (5 years ago)
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right! back to wor-- ok just one more quick look
GottaBeMe and SunGod_dess like this
Tue, 26-Jun-18 9:28 AM (5 years ago)
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i think i'm high on turkish coffee
GottaBeMe likes this
then i'd just be tired tongue
(5 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Perhaps. LOL
(5 years ago)
Turkish _something_... wink
(5 years ago)
... like a certain dictator, hmm?? ohmy
(5 years ago)
Ill get you high on somethin’ else smile
(5 years ago)
Mon, 11-Jun-18 5:02 PM (5 years ago)
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looking forward to a quiet evening
gonna go warn the neighbours, one sec
(5 years ago)
bman5946 and Freckles like this
HOPE YOU HAVE A QUIET NIGHT ooops too loud
(5 years ago)
sad
(5 years ago)
Well there’s a novelty. Freckles raising her Dollis tones
(5 years ago)
Freckles likes this
Dolcid *
(5 years ago)
Thu, 31-May-18 10:53 AM (5 years ago)
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looks like today is one of those days where i have the worst songs stuck in my head. WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
WHO WHO WHO WHO
(5 years ago)
Woof
(5 years ago)
I had one stuck a few days ago and all I did was read the title of it :-/
(5 years ago)
Some dogs let them self out sneaky
(5 years ago)
Tue, 29-May-18 5:45 PM (5 years ago)
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ok work done, time to get home *leaves desk, walk to couch
TopCat57 likes this
it's only a couple days a month but definitely a nice change of pace
(5 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Have worked from home sine 1997, can't beat it, kitchen, couch, imac, desk, bacon, no one to tell me what to do....=result: )
(5 years ago)
since*
(5 years ago)
Start work 7.30-8ish, finish whenever the fuck I want; D
(5 years ago)
hmm i started a bit later due to coffee brewing reasons
(5 years ago)
Tue, 29-May-18 10:27 AM (5 years ago)
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i feel like when i post my 100th pic, confetti should fall from the sky and a cannon fires salutes
Artistic and voyuerlover like this
Ill throw you some more comments and bookmarks. Its the best i can do smile
(5 years ago)
yeah i'll take that too wink
(5 years ago)
Done deal then!
(5 years ago)
qire likes this
throw confetti all around******
(5 years ago)
ley getting ready already, nice
(5 years ago)
Ley-dd likes this
Thu, 24-May-18 8:30 PM (5 years ago)
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great NOW i remember i needed to get for the evening. ughhh why is life so hard.
Thu, 24-May-18 3:46 PM (5 years ago)
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i could get used to working from home wearing nothing
PApda likes this
I can't do that, I'm a fashion model.
(5 years ago)
Thu, 7-Dec-17 4:45 PM (6 years ago)
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switching from tight pants to boxer shorts. finally my balls are free again
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