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Mailman14's Recent Statuses
Sat, 18-Feb-23 11:36 PM (1 year ago)
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Just me, or anyone else want a blow job right now?
rlmc likes this
The epitome of horny (We were 21)
(1 year ago)
clittylicker and spunky4u like this
I need one!
(1 year ago)
I want to give one slow and sensually then super suck it like a slut
(1 year ago)
Pete_from_Aus likes this
I've been wanting one for over 30 years.
(1 year ago)
Thu, 14-Jul-22 5:10 AM (1 year ago)
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Getting a stuffy looking at all the gorgeous women on here.
shy28boy likes this
* stiffy * bloody auto correct!
(1 year ago)
Be ye a eatin' a ships biscuit every time ye spot a woman matey?
(1 year ago)
Mailman14 likes this
Sun, 22-Oct-17 10:21 PM (6 years ago)
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Anyone else tried drinking their own piss?
jonze likes this
nope
(6 years ago)
Newgirl16 likes this
Nope.
(6 years ago)
That would be a no
(6 years ago)
No. The only piss I've ever drunk is called Budweiser.
(6 years ago)
if you don't eat badly and you're hydrated it's pretty unremarkable.
(6 years ago)
Mailman14 likes this
Fri, 3-Feb-17 5:48 AM (7 years ago)
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Wife decided she doesn't like me wearing her cast offs... But willing to buy me my own (men's) silk underwear... Not the same, but a start.
rhinostool likes this
Sun, 29-Jan-17 9:47 PM (7 years ago)
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Wife decide she was going to throw out some knickers, so I pinched them... Wearing them now, and she's not upset... Hopefully she's opening up a bit...
She is, I can see thru my binoculars, next doors hubby is "opening " her up as your on the porch writing this ! eek
(7 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Mon, 23-Jan-17 7:27 PM (7 years ago)
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Managed two favourite kinks today, sounding, AND wearing the wife's knickers... Still got them on, and I've been to work all day - makes me feel fruity, and a little naughty...
Talkflirty2me likes this
Whereas blokes have no need to exercise any caution at all!
(7 years ago)
RoxanneS and Lollygobblebliss like this
On a sidenote, just perused your pics ley-dd, your curves are gorgeous girl!
(7 years ago)
Ley-dd likes this
ty xx
(7 years ago)
Lollygobblebliss likes this
Lolly, as you say, if you've never tried it... Yes, start small and work your way up. As for the rest who've never tried but don't want to - that's fine, keep scrolling.....
(7 years ago)
lolly- view my ics, and you'll see 'sounding' photos. Oh, and yes, I'm fucking bored...
(7 years ago)
Lollygobblebliss likes this
Tue, 18-Oct-16 5:32 PM (7 years ago)
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No- spooning as in a spoon in my jap's eye / urethra. Although having the wife on my lap is more appealing!
Either there are some misspellings, I'm not reading this correctly or.....
(7 years ago)
Do you use it to serve cream soup right after?
(7 years ago)
I'm HOPING for or... bm
(7 years ago)
BlindMelon likes this
I only ask because I found a spoon in my mailbox.
(7 years ago)
^that was a hint
(7 years ago)
Tue, 18-Oct-16 4:46 PM (7 years ago)
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Spooned all the way to work yesterday and all the way home tonight - feels goood! Amnyone want to look at my pics and commemnt? Pervy commentc and suggestions welcome!
Don';t drive with someone sitting on your lap. Not that kind of spooning?
(7 years ago)
BlindMelon and SunGod_dess like this
Or in his mail truck, TC. Are the envelopes becoming harder to open over there?
(7 years ago)
Mon, 17-Oct-16 6:29 PM (7 years ago)
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Can't wait till a week on Wednesday! Afternoon of fun planne with new photo's to upload...
Thu, 4-Aug-16 7:17 PM (7 years ago)
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Is it wrong to cum *immediately* you lose your anal virginity? Photo may follow. Surprisingly highly enjoyable...
i have no plans to EVER lose mine
(7 years ago)
^^ I think the latest iPhone comes with a Find My Anal Cherry app.
(7 years ago)
Mailman14 likes this
Tue, 2-Aug-16 4:57 AM (7 years ago)
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I'm not sure, but I think the inner transvestite has been unleashed... Dared to try on the wife's newest summer dress. With a pair of socks it fit quite well... Bonus of a stiffy too!
careful, don't stretch the shoulders
(7 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
No problem, she's broad and large chested. I'll post a pic when I can.
(7 years ago)
Tue, 31-May-16 10:22 PM (7 years ago)
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Plenty of porn tonight, on here and elsewhere, plenty of wanks too, nice on a crumble, with extra cream. Time for hot chocolate with cream floater.
Tue, 31-May-16 9:54 PM (7 years ago)
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Yay, plenty of sex, rough, smooth, on demand - love it! For those that commented before, thanks for the warning...
Thu, 19-May-16 10:11 PM (7 years ago)
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So, last night, she stripped off and I thought my luck was in... tonight, nothing. No idea what's going on! Anyone send me kinky message to keep my end up?
i.e. second fiddle?
(7 years ago)
Mailman14 likes this
Tue, 10-May-16 5:14 AM (7 years ago)
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Just sat spooning, wishing theere was a lady willing to help... pic to follow tonight.
Dats da wun!
(7 years ago)
what do I win?
(7 years ago)
An NN teaspoon?
(7 years ago)
^^^ A fur lined bath tub...
(7 years ago)
yesss......always wanted them fingys
(7 years ago)
Fri, 15-Apr-16 10:58 PM (8 years ago)
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Going to take on more pic before I shag the wife (or try to)... I'll add it next week when she's away.
^^^ this ones too easy... TC?
(8 years ago)
Divorce.
(8 years ago)
Revord2 and tickle_me_elmo like this
Nailed it.
(8 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
This may sound like he's the kind of guy who secretly posts his wife here, but he doesn't do that. What he posts is disturbing in other ways. Not my taste, but to each his own, I guess.
(8 years ago)
clittylicker and aerodeck like this
Fri, 15-Apr-16 10:39 PM (8 years ago)
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Funny what a heart-to-heart brings up... Not the spooning, but the being able to go back to naturism, after a break of 10+ years. (I am, she's not). Here's to the Cambridge naked bike ride!
Don't forget your saddle!
(8 years ago)
Thu, 11-Feb-16 8:41 PM (8 years ago)
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'wife's away on Monday - let me know what you want me to do! More sounding pics to be uploaded.
Make sure you get the mail wink
(8 years ago)
I want you to do the laundry and not neglect the Hoovering either
(8 years ago)
Breezer69 likes this
Red you make Hoovering sound so hot!
(8 years ago)
That is because it is sucking, VT tongue
(8 years ago)
Clean the house and honor your marital vows!
(8 years ago)
Mon, 8-Feb-16 6:02 AM (8 years ago)
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Just taken a couple of sounding pics and videos. Contact me for email! Will post tonight.
Fri, 1-Jan-16 12:14 AM (8 years ago)
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Happy Nude year! Off for a try at sex with my wife... keeps your fingers crossed and your legs open for me!
BuxomXhunter and steelrat60 like this
I'm looking to trying my lady later.... should be a go
(8 years ago)
^forward
(8 years ago)
Sun, 29-Nov-15 8:34 PM (8 years ago)
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sussed by the wife... may have to leave.. sorry to thos that liked my photo's xxx
Perv with the wife and this won't happen!
(8 years ago)
easier daid than done good luck dude
(8 years ago)
she noticed after 10 years??
(8 years ago)
Mon, 16-Nov-15 7:39 PM (8 years ago)
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Anyone want to leave comments?
Woeee, woee...wait a minute Mr. Postman.
(8 years ago)
Tue, 10-Nov-15 8:43 PM (8 years ago)
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Yay! My 'I want sex' wife is back! No more private wanks for a while!
Mon, 2-Nov-15 9:04 PM (8 years ago)
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Been playing and posting, need / want sexy requests (straight), help or advice please!
Sat, 31-Oct-15 11:25 PM (8 years ago)
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wanted, comments on pics, messages on suggestions, and patience for uploads. Sexy kisses, nipple suck, and a cock stroke if your other half want one...
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