)hoonigan1's Recent Statuses
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Sat, 16-Jul-16 1:04 AM (7 years ago)
To sleep or to masturbate, that is the question lol. Shitty day at work leads to indecisiveness...
The existentialist in me is impressed with our mutual use of "wank" 
(7 years ago)
I had a Mazda RX3 once - it had a Wankel rotary engine. 
(7 years ago)
I used to be indecisive too, but now I'm not so sure!
(7 years ago)
Mon, 27-Jun-16 6:19 AM (7 years ago)
Finally my weekend after a hellacious week at work. One of those that you keep saying "Only "X" amount of days left" to keep you going...
Tue, 21-Jun-16 7:48 AM (7 years ago)
First chance to masturbate in over a week, so ready for this! 
Mon, 9-May-16 5:27 AM (7 years ago)
It has been too many days of no fun, time to unwind with a drink and a lot of masturbation lol.
Tue, 19-Apr-16 4:16 AM (8 years ago)
It has been a long couple of days. Glad to finally have some time to have a drink and play with myself. lol
Tue, 22-Mar-16 3:00 PM (8 years ago)
Few new photos up. Nothing special, but had a lot of fun while taking them. lol
Mon, 21-Mar-16 1:17 PM (8 years ago)
It's an early horny morning. Not a bad way to start the day.
Sun, 20-Mar-16 4:47 AM (8 years ago)
Decided not to go out tonight....now I am sitting at home bored and horny lol.
Wed, 2-Mar-16 1:17 PM (8 years ago)
Long day of meetings ahead for me today. Starting the day off masturbating to at least have something happen that is enjoyable. lol
Tue, 1-Mar-16 3:36 PM (8 years ago)
Can't get enough of this fleshlight. Wish I would have gotten one sooner. lol
Tue, 1-Mar-16 4:55 AM (8 years ago)
Put up a few new photos from this morning's 4 hour edging session. Hope all those that look enjoy them. Also bought a Fleshlight today. hehe
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Fri, 19-Feb-16 3:23 AM (8 years ago)
Really should be sleeping for work tomorrow, but way too horny not to masturbate.
I think it was Shakespeare that said to cum perchance to dream
(8 years ago)
Wed, 17-Feb-16 5:29 AM (8 years ago)
Took a detour to the adult store on the way home tonight. Now it's time to play!
Wed, 10-Feb-16 1:58 PM (8 years ago)
Busy morning so far; gym, feed animals, fix fence, and now masturbation to wind down. Sure needed this. lol
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Fri, 22-Jan-16 8:46 PM (8 years ago)
Off work quite early, time to masturbate the cold afternoon away.
Tue, 19-Jan-16 5:14 PM (8 years ago)
Been on the road the past 4 days, definitely glad to be home. Now just to relax all day and masturbate.
Wed, 13-Jan-16 4:12 PM (8 years ago)
Damn cold weather, at least there is always masturbation when you can't do work outside. lol
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Mon, 11-Jan-16 6:56 PM (8 years ago)
Have couple free hours in the middle of the day, no better time to masturbate. hehe
thewest73 likes this
Mon, 4-Jan-16 6:56 AM (8 years ago)
After a long couple of days, it is time to relax with a couple drinks and some masturbation. Been waiting for this!
happy_belle likes this
Wed, 23-Dec-15 6:12 PM (8 years ago)
Well it's just gonna be one of those insanely horny days lol.
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Mon, 21-Dec-15 6:16 PM (8 years ago)
Really should be finishing my Christmas shopping, but masturbation is more fun than going out and dealing with all the idiots.
Wed, 16-Dec-15 7:13 AM (8 years ago)
Coconut oil as lube was a huge success last night, so back for another round of it tonight. lol
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Tue, 15-Dec-15 4:19 AM (8 years ago)
Trying out coconut oil as lube tonight for the first time and it feels amazing!
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