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Mr_Prisster's Recent Statuses
Mon, 18-Mar-19 3:40 PM (5 years ago)
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Occasionally I’ll wake up in the morning a little wet as I’m sure a bunch of us do. However, the other night I woke up and apparently had an orgasm while I was sleeping, does that happen to anyone els
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In other news ,I just read that Mother Teresa has been refused a third vote on her "deal" with out it containing substantial changes.
(5 years ago)
*Slips into a coma*
(5 years ago)
And who loosened your straight jacket btw?
(5 years ago)
Raven...
(5 years ago)
"Nurse ! Nurse! Ravin' was outta bed messin' about again ! "
(5 years ago)
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Fri, 14-Sep-18 5:27 AM (5 years ago)
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Just out of curiosity, do any women here actually like golden showers?
I think I’ve only known one girl that didn’t mind( we never did did that), just seen some videos and made me wonder.
(5 years ago)
yeah, not my thing that is for sure, one place for it and that isnt on my body
(5 years ago)
Mr_Prisster likes this
I personally don't
(5 years ago)
Mr_Prisster likes this
Sorry,not a fan either. smile
(5 years ago)
I've known a few that liked it, would do it, or didn't mind... and I've know a few that did not, would not ever.
(5 years ago)
Mon, 1-May-17 7:16 PM (6 years ago)
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Would masturbating in the morning be considered getting ready for work?
Most certainly
(6 years ago)
Mon, 9-Mar-15 4:53 AM (9 years ago)
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I don't understand the logic of having a profile pic but not wanting to post others, and then saying you'll seap photos in emails.
ok,its asy to tell if the people who post the pics is actually the person in the.and all pics are real,they have to be,if they werent ,they wouldnt exist.
(9 years ago)
guess U never heard of photo shop then
(9 years ago)
i think if your going to put up a pic you should verify it,why not!
(9 years ago)
i thing you know what i mean...
(9 years ago)
If only the world was perfect, NN would be genuine people and not sexual oddities
(9 years ago)
Thu, 24-Apr-14 2:37 PM (9 years ago)
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I wonder if Pat Sajak laughs inside when a woman asks to buy an O.
What about when they say "I'd like a D"
(9 years ago)
"Can I have a P please Bob?"
(9 years ago)
Lmao
(9 years ago)
Thu, 24-Apr-14 1:29 PM (9 years ago)
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Is it true if you don't use it, you lose it?
Well I used it recently, but can't seem to find it just now...
(9 years ago)
I'm pretty sure I've grown my virginity back.
(9 years ago)
Awww....then you must be on the hunt to lose it again! tongue
(9 years ago)
I think mine might be down the back of the sofa...
(9 years ago)
Praying for tomorrow night lol
(9 years ago)
Thu, 17-Apr-14 1:30 AM (9 years ago)
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Go Bruins!!
amen
(9 years ago)
Fri, 7-Mar-14 2:32 PM (10 years ago)
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Has anyone tried the male enhancement pills? Not to gain size but to increase libido.
no
(10 years ago)
I rest my case,fanta wink
(10 years ago)
They did nothing for my erection size sad
(10 years ago)
Lol
(10 years ago)
Thu, 28-Nov-13 5:35 AM (10 years ago)
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Rumble strips tickle my balls
Mon, 15-Jul-13 6:41 PM (10 years ago)
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Priorities can suck it.
Thu, 17-Jan-13 7:41 PM (11 years ago)
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Good day all!
hiya
(11 years ago)
Mon, 15-Oct-12 5:34 AM (11 years ago)
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Why do my pics post sideways and upside down? They don't look that way in the preview.
cause your phone knows which way up it was when you took them - but the website doesn't
(11 years ago)
Mon, 24-Sep-12 7:37 PM (11 years ago)
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If you became famous, would you still post pics? No face shots of course.
MarkandLacey likes this
I wouldn't be good at famous. Maybe the Sean Penn type lol!
(11 years ago)
How do you know im not really famous allready ? ohmy
(11 years ago)
if i were famous wouldnt i want to post face pics so i could become more famous..isnt that how celebrity works today?
(11 years ago)
it would be trendy then
(11 years ago)
Who says I'm not already famous??? Oh hold on I've got face pic!!! Bollocks that's blown my cover! lol
(11 years ago)
Mon, 10-Sep-12 11:16 PM (11 years ago)
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Hi
Hi smile
(11 years ago)
wink
(11 years ago)
Tue, 7-Aug-12 2:13 AM (11 years ago)
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I love my wife so much I would lick her bum.
well that was random Miss P.. lol.
(11 years ago)
I was at a red light.
(11 years ago)
well go ahead then, I bet she'll love that
(11 years ago)
Sexyhubby... what do you mean? Random?
(11 years ago)
it just seemed a bit out of place. but then again I'm male, I'm a little slow on the uptake sometimes. lol.
(11 years ago)
Mon, 6-Aug-12 2:12 PM (11 years ago)
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To my amazingly beautiful, sexy, funny, intelligent, thoughtful, caring, devoted, and did i say amazingly beautiful? wife!!! I love you with all my heart and can not imagine life without you.
Fri, 20-Jul-12 1:03 AM (11 years ago)
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I'm gonna go home and feed my wife some grapes.
Maybe not. And CS... that was kinda awesome. smile
(11 years ago)
Plums, go with Plums, much hard to choke on
(11 years ago)
How about nuts?
(11 years ago)
mmm get gums around around my plums
(11 years ago)
Holy hell... maybe she should lock herself in the bedroom before you get home.
(11 years ago)
Thu, 19-Jul-12 6:17 PM (11 years ago)
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I'm always the last one to see her picssad lol.
one_cunning likes this
She is quite the inspiration!
(11 years ago)
In fact her last set of pics inspired my latest pics.............Thank you both for sharing
(11 years ago)
Oops. :/
(11 years ago)
You're welcome.
(11 years ago)
Wed, 27-Jun-12 7:18 PM (11 years ago)
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When you work 84 hours in a week it's HARD to find time to perv.
Mr you need to get your priorities in order and learn to fit work in around your perving schedule ;p
(11 years ago)
sort it out! lol hi x
(11 years ago)
If only I could get paid to pervwink
(11 years ago)
Tue, 26-Jun-12 3:31 PM (11 years ago)
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<-- how's this for a profile pic?
I wasn't married when we joined... and I'm not changing it. LOL.
(11 years ago)
you really want me to answer why missP? lol
(11 years ago)
ahhhh right, ok that makes sence
(11 years ago)
Sure Daniel... Whatcha got?? And Carty, plus it doesn't have the same ring to it.
(11 years ago)
true, mrspriss sounds a bit off kilter. misspriss kinda rhymes
(11 years ago)
   
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