)VeranoAzul's Recent Statuses
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Sat, 2-Aug-14 12:44 AM (9 years ago)
Pizza is a lot like sex - when it's good, it's great. And when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
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How true this is!!
(7 years ago)
Sun, 13-Jul-14 4:16 PM (9 years ago)
Send me a message. Whatever you want. Surprise me! 
happy Subday!
Sun, 18-May-14 9:13 PM (9 years ago)
I'll be there for business in Charleston SC on June. What should I visit?
Wed, 19-Mar-14 3:42 PM (10 years ago)
Don't text me a winky face & then wonder why I show up at your house naked.
Tue, 18-Mar-14 4:35 PM (10 years ago)
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you do not have a great partner,you better have a good hand.
Tue, 18-Mar-14 4:57 AM (10 years ago)
If sex is a pain in the ass,then you are doing it wrong.......
njcouple2k10 likes this
Mon, 17-Mar-14 11:59 PM (10 years ago)
Fornication: Term used by people who don't have anybody to screw with.
Mon, 17-Mar-14 11:51 PM (10 years ago)
I never look sexier than when I'm sliding out of a long booth at a Mexican restaurant.
MarkandLacey likes this
Sun, 16-Feb-14 4:07 PM (10 years ago)
Text Flirting Tip: Don't reply immediately. Play it cool, wait for a minute, then eventually forget to reply and ruin everything.
Sun, 16-Feb-14 3:52 PM (10 years ago)
Due to steroids, women assume a guy with huge muscles has shriveled testicles. That’s why I stay out of shape. The ladies know I’m packing.
Sun, 15-Dec-13 12:48 AM (10 years ago)
6 in 9 people will see something dirty within this update.
thOmass likes this
Sat, 14-Dec-13 10:48 PM (10 years ago)
I like to freak my dentist out by seductively licking his finger during procedures.
Tue, 10-Dec-13 9:56 PM (10 years ago)
To Do List: 1) You. 2) You some more. 3) You all over again.
TenderMoments likes this
Sat, 2-Nov-13 3:18 PM (10 years ago)
When a girl replies with 'aww thanks', it means she is politely asking you to return to the friendzone that you just tried to escape from.
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Thu, 3-Oct-13 8:07 PM (10 years ago)
How come it’s ok to talk to a stranger’s dog on the street but when I ask for the dog’s email I’m suddenly a weirdo?
Thu, 3-Oct-13 6:42 PM (10 years ago)
The day you can post smells on the Internet will be the worst/best day ever!
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