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Sat, 1-Oct-16 11:27 AM (7 years ago)
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Right got to go! Let me know if anything gets resolved or if there's anything that I can do to help. Take care all!!
NN and EmuLater like this
cya sultry eyessmile
(7 years ago)
Hello and bye vn...mwah xxx
(7 years ago)
Sat, 1-Oct-16 10:06 AM (7 years ago)
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I told a friend I'm sleeping with my girlfriends twin! He asked how I could tell them apart? I replied "Easy he's got a moustache!"
Sat, 1-Oct-16 9:20 AM (7 years ago)
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I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I told her "I think you're pulling my leg!"
Now that is funny
(7 years ago)
I really do like that Profile pic...handsome mansmilesmile
(7 years ago)
Damn there I go blushing again! lol
(7 years ago)
Thanks Ilovepussy I try my best! wink
(7 years ago)
<---------better looking than my face. LOL
(7 years ago)
Tue, 27-Sep-16 7:52 PM (7 years ago)
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I just watched the worst porno ever, some fat bloke crying while masturbating. Then I realised I hadn't turn the TV on!!!
metalwork, cs06 and lennynatural like this
awwwweeee....lol hello vn long time no see sexy sexymansmilesmile
(7 years ago)
Well hello young lady!! How the heck are you? wink smile
(7 years ago)
I am doing great atm....do you know who I am(if so PM who you think it is lol)
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
OK just gave it my best shot lol
(7 years ago)
Thu, 25-Aug-16 8:33 PM (7 years ago)
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I jsut watched the worst porno ever, some fat bloke crying while he masturbated. The I realised I hadn't turn the TV on!!!
What can I say, it makes me giggle! Oh and I corrected the typos as well!! hehe
(7 years ago)
EmuLater and metalwork like this
yeah I noticed the corrections in todays status smile
(7 years ago)
vn likes this
They kind of messed with my CDO! wink
(7 years ago)
Maybe you need to go to a DOC tongue
(7 years ago)
Always an option Toots lol grin
(7 years ago)
Thu, 25-Aug-16 8:24 PM (7 years ago)
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I try to behave but there are just to many other options!! smile
MarkandLacey and cinarc88 like this
Thu, 25-Aug-16 8:13 PM (7 years ago)
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I just watched the directors cut of a porn film, it turns out in the end he does fix the washing machine.
Thu, 25-Aug-16 7:14 PM (7 years ago)
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I've come to the conclusion that if I fell in a barrel of nipples I'd come out sucking my thumb!!
MarkandLacey, Boobznbunz and Allure like this
Mark (I'm assuming there) I'm good thanks! How the heck are you?
(7 years ago)
It's always, Mark. I'm all rainbows and sunshine. : )
(7 years ago)
This made me giggle!
(7 years ago)
Just checking! hehe Glad to hear that sir!!
(7 years ago)
Glad you giggled Boobz! And that sounds slightly wrong hehe
(7 years ago)
Boobznbunz and MarkandLacey like this
Tue, 9-Aug-16 12:04 PM (7 years ago)
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Afternoon all! Got to love a day off!
Hey there stranger! xx
(7 years ago)
vn likes this
Hi gorgeous!! How the heck are you? xx
(7 years ago)
Allure likes this
Very true, cheers to you!
(7 years ago)
I'm fine thank you x Hope you have a lovely day off xx
(7 years ago)
Sun, 24-Jul-16 12:35 PM (7 years ago)
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Anybody else get so horny that their inhibitions go out the window and they are up for anything?
Fri, 1-Jul-16 8:26 PM (7 years ago)
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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre so he gives her one! smile
MrsFX and BleyTwo like this
was his name andre ?
(7 years ago)
miss_molly likes this
a stiff one at that.
(7 years ago)
Wods, I'm hoping thats a league joke?
(7 years ago)
Sat, 6-Feb-16 2:03 PM (8 years ago)
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Hi all. How are we all today?
howdy vn smile good here thanks and you?
(8 years ago)
Hi Jubbley! I'm good thanks!
(8 years ago)
Hi Flitterbee. All good here thanks smile
(8 years ago)
Hello vn smile smile xxoo........doing good here.......smile smile......hope all is good with you.......hug and kotc
(8 years ago)
mrs UD glad all's good with you!! x
(8 years ago)
Sat, 2-Jan-16 10:27 PM (8 years ago)
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My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
LOL Yep. I seemed a lot smarter and prettier when I was too
(8 years ago)
That way leads to a sexual harassment law suit Ley! lol
(8 years ago)
Ley-dd likes this
Yeah but we only seemed to be Troub lol
(8 years ago)
Yeah, but we didn't care either lol
(8 years ago)
Very true indeed! lol
(8 years ago)
Sat, 21-Nov-15 10:54 PM (8 years ago)
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Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them. Dalai Lama
Gleam_Scene likes this
this sounds so good but it not what happens im afraid
(8 years ago)
Damn right it is Pushit! Well as long as it makes you happy as well?
(8 years ago)
I agree Ley but if it's what we all strive for then who knows?
(8 years ago)
i try my best
(8 years ago)
Dont we all Ley! smile
(8 years ago)
Sat, 21-Nov-15 10:24 PM (8 years ago)
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“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.” &#8213; P.J. O'Rourke
those are nice cars...
(8 years ago)
A classic and a damned fine one at that!
(8 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
I always wanted to drive one....
(8 years ago)
Heck if we started a list of cars I want to drive we'd be here for ages!! All I can say is to own is an Aston Martin and a Shelby 500, damn I'd die a happy man! lol
(8 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
hey vin xxx
(8 years ago)
Sat, 21-Nov-15 9:45 PM (8 years ago)
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Hi all, How are we all tonight?
OK it didn't go well but, to this day, I blame it on the cigar he gave me with the whisky!!
(8 years ago)
I wish, vn... my lady got me a bottle of the Glenlivet for my b-day
(8 years ago)
Well that tells she has a fairly good taste on two levels! smile
(8 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
no ice, no water... just pour some in a glass and sip grin
(8 years ago)
I tend to go far a Knandoo, cheaper one, or a Lagavullin for sipping heaven!!
(8 years ago)
Thu, 3-Sep-15 9:27 PM (8 years ago)
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Hi all, how the heck are we all?
Hi M&L how are you you sexy pair? wink
(8 years ago)
Just mourning the passing of Mrs. DC.
(8 years ago)
I saw the tribute profile pic! Such a shame!! crying
(8 years ago)
Evening vn
(8 years ago)
Hi there Mysteries
(8 years ago)
Sun, 23-Aug-15 12:47 PM (8 years ago)
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Hi all. Rainy day here so looks like I'm spending time here with all you lovely people!
*sorcha* likes this
Sorcha aren't they just!!! grin
(8 years ago)
and other things too wink
(8 years ago)
Oh most definitely but not so good solo Sorcha! lol
(8 years ago)
Things are great here, going to be a nice summer day.
(8 years ago)
Lucky you! Classic Brit weather here in London! lol
(8 years ago)
Sat, 4-Apr-15 9:32 PM (8 years ago)
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I'm really starting to think I need to expand my sexuality! There's just so much to experience!!! wink
hmmm
(8 years ago)
What???? grin How the heck are you Ley? x
(8 years ago)
a bit like sky tv, the best bits you may have to pay for lol
(8 years ago)
Not sure I'd go as far as paying for it!!
(8 years ago)
Sat, 14-Mar-15 7:53 PM (9 years ago)
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I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults.
ScreamKing and JoannaSlinky like this
Sat, 14-Mar-15 7:47 PM (9 years ago)
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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar — I went steady with a woodpecker 'til I was twenty-one.
RoxanneS likes this
Sat, 14-Mar-15 7:43 PM (9 years ago)
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Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
mn4play and RoxanneS like this
Yet another good one.
(9 years ago)
I try my best! smile
(9 years ago)
Sat, 14-Mar-15 7:36 PM (9 years ago)
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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
TexAngel and MyaGirl like this
Sat, 14-Mar-15 7:26 PM (9 years ago)
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Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
in the middle mate hows you
(9 years ago)
LMAO
(9 years ago)
true
(9 years ago)
is it true that everything looks bigger on TV?
(9 years ago)
Pretty much the same but with a slight twist to the left! hehehe
(9 years ago)
Sat, 14-Feb-15 7:45 PM (9 years ago)
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Wow it's either really quiet here tonight or the sites glitching!
everybody must be getting a bit of sucky sucky and licky licky
(9 years ago)
Lucky devils!!! wink
(9 years ago)
going downhill like a truck with no brakes
(9 years ago)
quiet
(9 years ago)
Isn't it just but it bodes well for pics being added tomorrow hehehe
(9 years ago)
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