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bobbobbobbobbobareno's Recent Statuses
Mon, 28-Jul-14 6:19 PM (9 years ago)
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I now have two pics that "prompt lots of interest". I'm getting really popular!
Sat, 19-Jul-14 5:11 PM (9 years ago)
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I just perved to some hot girl mowing the lawn next door. Had a perfect view out the window.
Perv! wink
(9 years ago)
can't deny it
(9 years ago)
Was it the fact that she was hot or the fact that she was mowing?
(9 years ago)
more that she was hot but the moving around let me see her work it
(9 years ago)
*thinks needs would get lost in the grass* tongue
(9 years ago)
Sat, 19-Jul-14 5:26 AM (9 years ago)
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What's up status party people?!!!
xoxoxox. I am about to go to bed. That is what's up.
(9 years ago)
ooh may I join you?
(9 years ago)
If you can make it here in the next 10 minutes.
(9 years ago)
maybe if I wish really hard...
(9 years ago)
damn
(9 years ago)
Fri, 18-Jul-14 3:29 AM (9 years ago)
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I'm off to fix another drink and play some drums. Check back with y'all later. Hold down the fort for me!
tlbcaw and redbelinda like this
Have a good night, bob. smile
(9 years ago)
drinking and beating off again...? lol
(9 years ago)
Nice beat. Laters, toomanybobs. xxx
(9 years ago)
Thu, 17-Jul-14 11:29 PM (9 years ago)
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I'm always getting naked...
TenderMoments likes this
I live here, bob; ) *slinks off to the lurkers corner*
(9 years ago)
I pop in and out of status. I'm not one of the cool kids yet.
(9 years ago)
I'm no cooler than you are, bob. It's not a contest. I'm just here a lot and I read "Status for Dummies."
(9 years ago)
Just being silly. But you are cool. Is there a "Status for sub-dummies"? I'll read that. lol
(9 years ago)
Yeah, I know: p Well, thank you. That's the nicest thing I've heard today. Dunno, I'll have to check Amazon; ) lol
(9 years ago)
Wed, 16-Jul-14 7:01 PM (9 years ago)
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I'm getting harder than Chinese algebra
Wed, 16-Jul-14 3:58 AM (9 years ago)
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Just watched a documentary on Bettie Page...damn she was gorgeous
yes she was
(9 years ago)
Sun, 6-Jul-14 5:28 PM (9 years ago)
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Uploading pics like it's my job...now if I could only get paid...
redbelinda likes this
Thu, 26-Jun-14 5:12 AM (9 years ago)
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Most sports consist of a bunch of guys running back and forth chasing a ball. Pretty fucking boring really when you think about it.
cumswaper likes this
*can't get the image of a soccer ball with little feet out of my head*
(9 years ago)
and teeth
(9 years ago)
LMAO! ^5, bbbbbob: )
(9 years ago)
now THAT would make it interesting!
(9 years ago)
sport is kinda pointless
(9 years ago)
Mon, 23-Jun-14 3:21 PM (9 years ago)
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I have to go now or I'll be here all day.
sexual compatibility is second only to love in making a relationship,imo.
(9 years ago)
can't argue with that
(9 years ago)
touche .....*clinks glasses*
(9 years ago)
Well Lynskey I have truly enjoyed this conversation. But alas, now I must truly go and join the real world for a while. Have a wonderful day.
(9 years ago)
you too hun,take care xxx
(9 years ago)
Sun, 22-Jun-14 6:48 PM (9 years ago)
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What's wrong with bein' sexy?
damn guess noones getting the Spinal Tap reference
(9 years ago)
Sat, 21-Jun-14 11:05 PM (9 years ago)
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Awright! Who's gonna fuck me?!
?
(9 years ago)
why would you be sad?
(9 years ago)
cause I liked you so much
(9 years ago)
haha then let's fuck
(9 years ago)
that's more like it ....you wont be disappointed
(9 years ago)
Sat, 21-Jun-14 7:32 PM (9 years ago)
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You're right...this IS addictive!
thanks. songs are funny that way
(9 years ago)
bean with the same woman for 21 years and she breaks my heart all the time
(9 years ago)
so I've noticed
(9 years ago)
but we love each other love is all you need
(9 years ago)
very true.
(9 years ago)
Thu, 19-Jun-14 4:46 AM (9 years ago)
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I always miss what's happening on status because I see some hot female posting so I have to go look at every single pic in her gallery. It's like a metaphor for my entire life.
NerdCore likes this
Wed, 18-Jun-14 4:54 AM (9 years ago)
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Seriously though...I loooove going down on a woman so much.
u can have it if u like!
(9 years ago)
just looked at your pics cdn...nice body
(9 years ago)
thanx!!
(9 years ago)
thank YOU! post more please
(9 years ago)
I mean, it might be my most favorite thing in the world to do. Just wanted to further clarify that.
(9 years ago)
Wed, 18-Jun-14 4:44 AM (9 years ago)
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Come on everyone get naked!
lol 69...no one on their death bed ever said i wish i had spent more time at work
(9 years ago)
only one way to be sure
(9 years ago)
come on 69 you KNOW I want to see you naked
(9 years ago)
U peeping at me at work again?
(9 years ago)
I peep at you whenever I can
(9 years ago)
Sun, 15-Jun-14 11:24 PM (9 years ago)
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in hindsight I maybe should have picked a shorter username
ukf25 and dirtycopper like this
*nodnodnodnod* : p
(9 years ago)
Sun, 15-Jun-14 7:35 AM (9 years ago)
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I'm in a bad mood right now and NN is making me feel better
MelanieC, lennynatural and super4 like this
know how you feel...
(9 years ago)
thank you
(9 years ago)
its having that effect on me too
(9 years ago)
want me to make stell suck your cock
(9 years ago)
that might help actually
(9 years ago)
Sat, 14-Jun-14 10:05 PM (9 years ago)
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ok I'm back. what did I miss?
NN came by and gave a gold watch to everyone who was here, you just missed him.
(9 years ago)
aaaah dammit!!!
(9 years ago)
Sat, 14-Jun-14 8:53 PM (9 years ago)
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ok I have to stop. putting my phone down and going for a run. let me know what I missed when I get back. thanks!!
Wavesandstars8 likes this
I'll tell you right now, you're gonna miss a good time.
(9 years ago)
Have a good run!
(9 years ago)
Sat, 14-Jun-14 8:17 PM (9 years ago)
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I love it! Don't stop!...
yes oh yes more!
(9 years ago)
ooooh bob ......BOB! BOB! Booooooooooo boooooooooooooo BOB! Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb.......ooooooooooooo...bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb! BOB BOB BOB BOB BOB!
(9 years ago)
I'm...gonna...
(9 years ago)
bob?
(9 years ago)
what about bob?
(9 years ago)
Fri, 13-Jun-14 8:57 AM (9 years ago)
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fuck all y'all pervs! I'm going to bed. good night/morning!
Night bobobobobobobob.....
(9 years ago)
Fri, 13-Jun-14 8:29 AM (9 years ago)
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sex. what is it?
In spring the male bee..........
(9 years ago)
a huge monetary
(9 years ago)
Fri, 13-Jun-14 8:00 AM (9 years ago)
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the fucking birds are up and WON'T SHUT UP!
XOKaterina likes this
Don't enter the cage naked or they might peck your pecker
(9 years ago)
I'm so confused I don't know which way to point my pecker!
(9 years ago)
I'm running birds and bees classes later
(9 years ago)
they started up again...
(9 years ago)
New generation....liked to pass on my tips
(9 years ago)
Fri, 13-Jun-14 7:52 AM (9 years ago)
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got laid tonight. been a while.
XOKaterina likes this
thanks. now I can start over again!
(9 years ago)
I guess its probably going to be another age if your life is anything like mine.
(9 years ago)
hopefully not with how persistent I've been.
(9 years ago)
i get laid everyday....multiple times.
(9 years ago)
different partners or same?
(9 years ago)
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