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zebedee3's Recent Statuses
Fri, 1-May-20 6:57 AM (3 years ago)
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This lockdown is killing my sex life. 5 weeks without going out. HELP
I know that now. I'd be eater out like no tomorrow. wink
(3 years ago)
maraff likes this
Sadly, for some today,there won't be. Strange times alright.
(3 years ago)
order in?
(3 years ago)
I meant eat her out, as in Florence. lol
(3 years ago)
Long way to go,lol
(3 years ago)
zebedee3 likes this
Mon, 30-Mar-20 6:04 AM (4 years ago)
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Anyone else been on here a lot more lately and hasn't got dressed since lockdown?
I've been dressed but I am spending a lot more time nude.
(4 years ago)
still a tad cold in my part of the world
(4 years ago)
Wed, 25-Mar-20 7:55 AM (4 years ago)
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Day 2 of working from home & just covered my keyboard in spunk.
Fri, 6-Mar-20 9:03 AM (4 years ago)
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Wanking over you sexy ladies on here, anyone I'm missing?
libell and BiCurCouple like this
hope iam one of them
(4 years ago)
zebedee3 likes this
mmm im available x
(4 years ago)
zebedee3 likes this
Wanking ......sexy ladies....... I’m insmile
(4 years ago)
Happydays1 likes this
There are too many of them to want over ALL of them, but how to choose??
(4 years ago)
Thu, 17-Oct-19 10:22 PM (4 years ago)
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Evening you sexy horny lot. x
scolad likes this
No I am not
(4 years ago)
trumpet, tromboner, or French horn-y
(4 years ago)
If it's a blue French horn'y I'll have it. wink
(4 years ago)
you know how to blow a French horn dont ya
(4 years ago)
It bows before me on its own. No need for blowing. ,)
(4 years ago)
anon_a_moose69 likes this
Wed, 9-Oct-19 9:42 PM (4 years ago)
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Evening horny fuckers.
howdy
(4 years ago)
Only one horny fucker then? lol
(4 years ago)
I think im horny enough for the rest wink
(4 years ago)
zebedee3 likes this
Wed, 7-Aug-19 6:31 PM (4 years ago)
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At my office desk, wanking over you lot while the cleaner cleans. wink
cedar19 likes this
Pics or it didn't happen wink
(4 years ago)
Now where have I heard that before?
(4 years ago)
Sat, 16-Dec-17 9:20 AM (6 years ago)
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Who else is horny & having a Saturday morning wank?
rhinostool likes this
Going w/ coffee first
(6 years ago)
Fri, 14-Apr-17 7:59 AM (7 years ago)
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Typical!!!!!......................Only gone and woke up with morning glory.
asian_tease__uk likes this
Sat, 4-Mar-17 8:41 AM (7 years ago)
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Woke up hard and horny. Hmmmmm .........
Enjoy yourself!
(7 years ago)
Oh, I am!!!
(7 years ago)
Daffodil888 likes this
That's mean, let him sleep tongue
(7 years ago)
Daffodil888 likes this
Lol!
(7 years ago)
Fri, 11-Nov-16 2:32 PM (7 years ago)
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Alone in the office........So having a good wank over you lovely ladies. XX
sosaucy likes this
Sat, 13-Aug-16 6:51 AM (7 years ago)
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I know its early, but I woke up with morning glory. Any suggestions?
naughtyteasel and sosaucy like this
Mmm just wondering where you could put it wink
(7 years ago)
sosaucy likes this
Take pics smile
(7 years ago)
cinarc88 and jack3096 like this
Could think of a few, lol. Flirtyteasel, ha. xx Lyn xx
(7 years ago)
Sun, 1-May-16 10:00 AM (7 years ago)
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Having a good Sunday wank.....Any suggestions of who to cum over?
Donald Trump's toupee.
(7 years ago)
I wouldn't waste good cum on Donald Trump.
(7 years ago)
imnotreallyhere2 likes this
Sat, 9-Apr-16 10:53 AM (8 years ago)
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Woke up wanking, how cool is that!!!!! wink
Fri, 1-Jan-16 11:33 AM (8 years ago)
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Horny Happy New Year!!! Who's starting the year off with a good masturbation session??
Sat, 15-Aug-15 8:25 AM (8 years ago)
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Woke up with amazing morning glory today!!!
Sat, 16-May-15 9:08 AM (8 years ago)
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Woke up with the mother of morning glorys. smile
Tue, 5-May-15 9:34 PM (8 years ago)
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Soooo horny!!!!!........Help!!
naturalhangers likes this
maybe a welding mask!
(8 years ago)
If theres daylight it could be like ur rubbing one off in the dark!
(8 years ago)
Gonna get a green glow in the dark condom and scare Lacey with it.
(8 years ago)
Do you need the condoms to do that? tongue
(8 years ago)
that wood be soook funny! Especially if u cum in there with a raging hard on u can cut granite with smile
(8 years ago)
Sun, 19-Apr-15 12:48 PM (9 years ago)
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Any suggestions, as to who's good to wank over today? wink
Thanks.....I will
(9 years ago)
hot we both love guys wanking over her, enjoy yourself with my wife
(9 years ago)
your wife would be high on my list that's for sure. Pity I don't live in Adelaide cos I'd love to help you with her.
(9 years ago)
I will. I've had a look, you lucky git.
(9 years ago)
yes I am lucky indeed, cum all over her
(9 years ago)
Sun, 19-Apr-15 11:53 AM (9 years ago)
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Having a lazy day. Wish you were sucking my cock.
Hello ze smile smile xxoo...............smile smile.............hugs and kotc
(9 years ago)
Wed, 25-Feb-15 1:05 AM (9 years ago)
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Wanking hard, but need you to cum over.
where do you like blowing *lix*
(9 years ago)
Mon, 1-Dec-14 5:52 PM (9 years ago)
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Guess who's got his green shield back!!!!
green lantern? captain americva? that dude from that viking show? grin congrats
(9 years ago)
thats him
(9 years ago)
Sun, 14-Sep-14 7:03 PM (9 years ago)
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Lying on my bed, naked & wanking over all of you gorgeous ladies. x
rockin40, boobsnbunz and kays_butt like this
over me ? x
(9 years ago)
I have
(9 years ago)
Sun, 27-Jul-14 8:38 AM (9 years ago)
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Woke up with morning glory, so logged on here to help it.
Sun, 22-Jun-14 10:28 AM (9 years ago)
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It's just too warm to wank...........maybe just a quick one.
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