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zebedee3

Mon, 15-Apr-13 7:14 PM (36 days ago)

Thought I'd have a peek!.......How's everyone???

zebedee3

Thu, 11-Apr-13 10:35 PM (40 days ago)

Well I managed to divert the cleaner from my office until tomorrow, & had to clean up my own mess. ;)

zebedee3

Thu, 11-Apr-13 5:03 PM (40 days ago)

Shit!!!!!........Just cum over my office desk, & the cleaners are on their rounds.

pants on fire!

(40 days ago)

Good timing...

(40 days ago)

"spilt tippex again huh?" :)

(40 days ago)

zebedee3

Wed, 10-Apr-13 11:44 PM (40 days ago)

Left or right hand for my wank tonight?

flip a coin

(40 days ago)

shit...........lost the coin

(40 days ago)

double fist it

(40 days ago)

might try rhat

(40 days ago)

zebedee3

Wed, 10-Apr-13 10:48 PM (41 days ago)

mY COCK HAS FORGOTTEN, WHAT A PUSSY FEELS LIKE

went senile huh

(41 days ago)

dementia of the cock... how sad :(

(41 days ago)

apple pie

(41 days ago)

zebedee3

Wed, 10-Apr-13 12:56 PM (41 days ago)

Going to have a well deserved wank in my office today.......hope the admin girl see's it.

zebedee3

Sun, 7-Apr-13 1:10 AM (44 days ago)

All I seem to do is stroke my cock, want to help me empty it?

zebedee3

Fri, 25-Jan-13 6:22 PM (116 days ago)

I've just realised after all this time................This isn't Facebook!!!!

ha ha!! More like pussy and cock book!!

(116 days ago)

^^^^^^^^^^^

(116 days ago)

zebedee3

Wed, 23-Jan-13 10:47 PM (118 days ago)

BOO!!!!!!

Brown_Bread78 likes this

BS!!!!!!

(118 days ago)

Arghhhhh!! don't do that! almost fell out of bed!!

(118 days ago)

I did fall out of bed. ;)

(118 days ago)

zebedee3

Wed, 23-Jan-13 11:33 AM (118 days ago)

Just having my daily perv!!

zebedee3

Sun, 20-Jan-13 3:25 PM (121 days ago)

The snow is going. :(

zebedee3

Sun, 20-Jan-13 3:06 PM (121 days ago)

How comes my hard cock looks small in this cold weather???

zebedee3

Sun, 20-Jan-13 1:39 PM (121 days ago)

What's better than stroking my hard cock?? ;)

get 2 more earlier comments

a hot tea

(121 days ago)

Even a bottle of Bud

(121 days ago)

careful, if tea is too hot, the whole house might burn down

(121 days ago)

would be warm though lol

(121 days ago)

I've got my tea already Bunz. x .............

(121 days ago)

zebedee3

Sun, 20-Jan-13 12:38 PM (121 days ago)

I need more of the white stuff.....................................snow that is!!

zebedee3

Sun, 20-Jan-13 11:47 AM (121 days ago)

Guess what I'm doing. ;)

do we get 3 guesses *lix*

(121 days ago)

yes, but I reckon you'll get it in one.

(121 days ago)

zebedee3

Thu, 10-Jan-13 5:45 PM (131 days ago)

I can go home from work now, but I can earn overtime perving on here. lol

good idea!

(131 days ago)

Well until the boss walks into my office.

(131 days ago)

zebedee3

Thu, 10-Jan-13 2:23 PM (131 days ago)

I hate being at work, when I'm horny & trying to control an erection.

i just hate being at work

(131 days ago)

go the bog and zip ya fiveskin in ya zippa .... that will cure it

(131 days ago)

let them out

(131 days ago)

Let them out & nearly got caught. lol

(131 days ago)

zebedee3

Wed, 9-Jan-13 8:17 PM (132 days ago)

I'm a right wanker!!!! ;)

handsolo123 likes this

arent we all lol

(132 days ago)

Yep, sometimes use the left.

(132 days ago)

i'm a leftie so it works for me ;)

(132 days ago)

zebedee3

Wed, 9-Jan-13 6:36 PM (132 days ago)

Just about to leave work, for another quiet night of wanking. Anyone want to change that?

zebedee3

Wed, 9-Jan-13 9:24 AM (132 days ago)

Woke up with an erection again!......I blame NN. ;)

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it is a side effect lol

(132 days ago)

i use mine to make sure i dont roll out the bed.

(132 days ago)

lol

(132 days ago)

zebedee3

Mon, 7-Jan-13 10:53 AM (134 days ago)

Horny Monday, & having a crafty stroke over NN in my office. First one of 2013. :)

zebedee3

Sat, 5-Jan-13 3:26 PM (136 days ago)

Wanking over pics of an 18 year old friend.

SmallBrit and 1cummthirsty like this

zebedee3

Wed, 2-Jan-13 1:51 AM (139 days ago)

I just can't seem to get rid of this erection

zebedee3

Wed, 2-Jan-13 1:17 AM (139 days ago)

Up for work soon, but still hard & horny

Snowwhite5 likes this

zebedee3

Mon, 31-Dec-12 1:33 AM (141 days ago)

Just sitting here minding my own business.............wanking over you lovely ladies on here.

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