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basher11's Recent Statuses
Tue, 25-Oct-16 1:29 PM (7 years ago)
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orifice technician seeks employment
ilovepussy likes this
send yer CV over and we'll see if we can fit you in
(7 years ago)
Agent_K likes this
We'll see if your wholly suitable for the position
(7 years ago)
Oh IL fit in Lyn
(7 years ago)
no orifice to big or small i work on them all
(7 years ago)
Fri, 30-Sep-16 11:17 PM (7 years ago)
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ride to the wall meet heather at ten
Sure, but I'm not climbing that fucking thing!
(7 years ago)
motorbike ride out to national war memorial at arewas
(7 years ago)
I'll just motorboat over to my wife's lovely cleavage instead. wink
(7 years ago)
Justmedamian likes this
Sat, 10-Sep-16 6:19 PM (7 years ago)
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soggy biker anyone got a towel
naughtyteasel likes this
passes basher a towel <<<<<<<<<<<<<
(7 years ago)
I have plenty. xx Lyn xx
(7 years ago)
Mon, 8-Aug-16 9:42 PM (7 years ago)
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just bought a 59 triumph any ladies like to pose on it
triumph the insult dog is 59?
(7 years ago)
I bet she's a bonne thing smile
(7 years ago)
just a little 3ta metal
(7 years ago)
metalwork likes this
Tue, 14-Jun-16 8:41 PM (7 years ago)
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25000 miles on a motorbike sure means a numb bum
Fri, 12-Feb-16 9:14 PM (8 years ago)
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motorbike camping on snowdon tommorow night brrr
Agent_K and seeker12 like this
any ideas how to stop the polar bears nicking my doss bag lynsk
(8 years ago)
stick a picture of kirkj on it
(8 years ago)
wont work might be a bipolar bear
(8 years ago)
fresh out of ideas then hun,wotta bout in yer saddle bags?
(8 years ago)
You have just about picked the coldest night of the year!!
(8 years ago)
Sun, 24-Jan-16 12:52 PM (8 years ago)
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whoever invented decorating wants fucking
*takes all me medals off me chest*
(8 years ago)
silverbackaa likes this
the reverse is also truesmile
(8 years ago)
Sat, 26-Dec-15 11:05 PM (8 years ago)
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boxing day i'm pissed does that make me a bad person
take it away and abuse it x
(8 years ago)
juicy likes this
I'm trying to imagine the status Ju was trying to post on.
(8 years ago)
juicy likes this
I don't know Lenny, but she sure got my attention
(8 years ago)
lennynatural and LOVEXXXPORN like this
lol, ok, I saw it smile
(8 years ago)
just dont box any innocents
(8 years ago)
OldTroubador likes this
Sat, 12-Dec-15 1:24 PM (8 years ago)
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should i be out on my motorbike in the rain, or stay here dry and perve
And you should NEVER have a grubby motorbike
(8 years ago)
nothing wrong with a dirty ride tho'
(8 years ago)
Concur
(8 years ago)
they all fell off the trees yonks ago...
(8 years ago)
Agent_K likes this
That old chestnut
(8 years ago)
Thu, 10-Dec-15 10:04 PM (8 years ago)
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do'ers was their hands b4 a piss pen pushers after
makes a note never to take a crisp from basher again...
(8 years ago)
and you thought they were ready salted hehe
(8 years ago)
it wuz the aftertaste wot did it...
(8 years ago)
well they were golden wonder
(8 years ago)
I sure don't want all that grime and oil on me willy
(8 years ago)
Sat, 28-Nov-15 1:43 PM (8 years ago)
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bikes in for service i need a ride
ello bashey ...hop on wink
(8 years ago)
i'll bring my purple helmet x
(8 years ago)
Wed, 18-Nov-15 8:03 PM (8 years ago)
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still getting blown by barney
never could trust that damn dinosaur
(8 years ago)
Tue, 17-Nov-15 10:28 PM (8 years ago)
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i'm getting blown by barney, he's going down a storm going
Mon, 19-Oct-15 8:03 PM (8 years ago)
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63 pints i'm drained
After 63 pints you should be pissing! !
(8 years ago)
nothing left to piss
(8 years ago)
or on the floor lol
(8 years ago)
Tue, 29-Sep-15 8:20 PM (8 years ago)
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suns still shining and i'm still horney
Does that stop when the sun goes down?
(8 years ago)
Suns just and, yep horny again
(8 years ago)
Wed, 3-Jun-15 7:57 PM (8 years ago)
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is it just me who gets hornier when the sun shines?
bushofireee likes this
It's not just you. smile
(8 years ago)
....oh yes it is......
(8 years ago)
I'm only horny at two times: daytime and nighttime.
(8 years ago)
Fri, 15-May-15 9:25 PM (8 years ago)
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touring scotland on motorbike next week any offers
Steve_McQueen69 likes this
Yep, Skye is lovely and I made a pot at the Culloden Pottery, Inverness smile
(8 years ago)
no she's sat here talking in status tongue lol
(8 years ago)
have you been to culloden battlefield TC? very eerie
(8 years ago)
Never went to the battlefield, I did a 5 day drive round Scotland, I must go back and see more. Some lovely waterfalls too.
(8 years ago)
the waterfalls are looking really good atm, with all the rain and the last of the snow up in the hills melting.
(8 years ago)
Wed, 22-Apr-15 7:27 PM (8 years ago)
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got something swollen ,pink and throbbing
Be careful with the hammer next time
(8 years ago)
acne is a bitch
(8 years ago)
yts it was a jack hammer owwww
(8 years ago)
Hello basher smile smile xxoo.............smile smile..........hug and kotc
(8 years ago)
Wed, 25-Feb-15 9:09 AM (9 years ago)
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yipee skins growing back
lol, l love that *lix*
(9 years ago)
foreskin?
(9 years ago)
Mon, 16-Feb-15 5:38 PM (9 years ago)
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been screwing all day in a strangers bedroom
wait till they get back from work and say " and who's been sleeping in my bed?"
(9 years ago)
i left porridge everywhere lol
(9 years ago)
you're a bad lad
(9 years ago)
Thu, 12-Feb-15 1:05 PM (9 years ago)
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my fingers smell of fish, just cleaned my pond
BoxerBoi28uk likes this
Hello basher smile smile xxoo.............................hugs
(9 years ago)
must be a few upset fish therescared
(9 years ago)
nope my fish are like me appreciate a nice clean bed to play in
(9 years ago)
Tue, 3-Feb-15 12:56 PM (9 years ago)
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i feel like a guinea pig
gbm actualy burn my skin graft off at work there trying to get it to regrow
(9 years ago)
Ohhhhhewwww. Good luck! May I ask where the burn is?
(9 years ago)
knee cap no doggy for me boohoo
(9 years ago)
Awww....well good luck. Hope it heals up quick!
(9 years ago)
thanks x
(9 years ago)
Sat, 31-Jan-15 4:07 PM (9 years ago)
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been babysitting tarmacers . riding shotgun on sweeper 2moz
Hello basher smile smile xxoo.......................hugs
(9 years ago)
hi mrs UD it's a hard life being me lol
(9 years ago)
Fri, 30-Jan-15 9:53 PM (9 years ago)
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lisely scores again top show
hornylisey likes this
damn,missed it.I was busy counting my ass hairs
(9 years ago)
Fri, 30-Jan-15 3:54 PM (9 years ago)
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still leaking anyone got any spare skin
You're leaking? Sounds like a personal problem.
(9 years ago)
ikr twl smh
(9 years ago)
ello TWL xxx you ok hun?
(9 years ago)
Lyn! I am fine. You?
(9 years ago)
fine thanks hun xxx
(9 years ago)
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