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spliced's Recent Statuses
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spliced
Fri, 26-Oct-18 7:36 PM (5 years ago)
tip
I'm back... I missed you.
Yodude85
Welcome back smile
(5 years ago)
Rene_Pogel
Been tied up? wink Nice to see you, spliced.
(5 years ago)
boomboomfrogger2
We needed you
(5 years ago)
tickle_me_elmo
good to have you back! enjoy the catch-up smile
(5 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
 		steelrat60
'Sup?
(5 years ago)
spliced
Sat, 20-Jan-18 9:28 PM (6 years ago)
tip
Come to the dark side, we don't wear undies smile
smedium
Fine print Sir smile
(6 years ago)
VirtualTaboo likes this
 		VirtualTaboo
I don't always wear pants, but when I do... I hope they come off quick
(6 years ago)
smedium and shegotthejak like this
 smedium
And i only wear 1 sock
(6 years ago)
VirtualTaboo likes this
 		VirtualTaboo
That's classy, I have to say
(6 years ago)
smedium likes this
 Rene_Pogel
I like my panties halfway to the dark side... wink
(6 years ago)
spliced
Tue, 2-Jan-18 10:02 PM (6 years ago)
tip
There is a distinct lack of BDSM pics on here. Might have to change that.
lip2lip
?
(6 years ago)
40andFit999
Please do
(6 years ago)
Her_Toy
Possibly the hottest status update I've ever seen on here. smile x
(6 years ago)
Newworld4455
we agree and will change that
(5 years ago)
TheSpoutinHead
Bored Disgusted... So Mucked it... can't we be mistrusted?
(5 years ago)
spliced
Tue, 2-Jan-18 11:11 AM (6 years ago)
tip
How appropriate... 69 messages waiting for me this morning. smile
clark2k
Its a hard job and we are glad someone like you does it!
(6 years ago)
Snow
69 messages? I don’t think I’ve even received that many. Ever!
(6 years ago)
Artistic
i like to have one massage... oh read that wrong
(6 years ago)
smedium likes this
 		clark2k
Only one, you are to humble Arti
(6 years ago)
Artistic likes this
 lip2lip
But are they all appropriate
(6 years ago)
spliced
Mon, 1-Jan-18 3:15 PM (6 years ago)
tip
Does anybody cam anymore? Or is that so last year?
spliced
Excellent, but not on cam. I refer to my earlier point smile
(6 years ago)
swiftynifty8801 and bman5946 like this
 		TopCat57
I cammed with wodja yesterday, fab: )
(6 years ago)
spliced and Wodja like this
 swiftynifty8801
No one is watching!
(6 years ago)
lip2lip
Spliced n diced lmfao
(6 years ago)
swiftynifty8801 likes this
 swiftynifty8801
lol
(6 years ago)
spliced
Mon, 1-Jan-18 2:15 PM (6 years ago)
tip
Back on the Home Page. That's a good start to 2018. Thank you smile
lip2lip, sk8stik and Tceej like this
lip2lip
Happy new year
(6 years ago)
swiftynifty8801
You deserve it (;
(6 years ago)
Rene_Pogel
Seems only appropriate to me. wink
(6 years ago)
lip2lip
Ta love
(6 years ago)
spliced
Mon, 1-Jan-18 1:07 AM (6 years ago)
tip
Another glass of champagne... go on then. Happy New Year Everyone xxx
NaughtyKat
Bonne Année, Meilleurs voeux smile
(6 years ago)
spliced likes this
 imnotreallyhere2
S novom godom, ya Kat.
(6 years ago)
NaughtyKat and spliced like this
 		spliced
Merci Kat, a vous aussi x
(6 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
 		NaughtyKat
Feliz Año Nuevo para ti también, Imnot wink
(6 years ago)
nudedude81
Happy New Year
(6 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
spliced
Tue, 19-Dec-17 5:27 PM (6 years ago)
tip
So what are we all hoping will be in our Christmas stockings?
lip2lip
Tc next bank job would be handy
(6 years ago)
maraff
...or the last weekend of the month when you call yoursefl Brenda wink
(6 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
 		TopCat57
Dolores, purlease!
(6 years ago)
maraff
Yes,I chose Chantelle as opposed to Agnes, it now brings in a better class of clientelle.
(6 years ago)
maraff
"Aggy, I've arrived " never had the right ring to it, somehow .
(6 years ago)
spliced
Fri, 15-Dec-17 4:49 PM (6 years ago)
tip
TGIF... tongue goes in first. Happy Friday Everyone smile
Airwolf
you to smile
(6 years ago)
spliced
Sun, 10-Dec-17 8:22 PM (6 years ago)
tip
Someone pass me the wine.
Donald.Pump
I’m too busy eating the cheese
(6 years ago)
smedium likes this
 		tickle_me_elmo
You want the half glass of red left on the coffee table that I shouldn't have cleaned up last night? Really??
(6 years ago)
smedium and inforfunc like this
 inforfunc
so what do you enjoy Red or white
(6 years ago)
tickle_me_elmo
And put away that cheese, Donald, it's off! *thinks: that'll teach me going to bed first*
(6 years ago)
smedium
I do love spliced's gallery
(6 years ago)
spliced
Fri, 1-Dec-17 5:40 PM (6 years ago)
tip
Currently... I'm fucking busy and considering it's Friday evening, it should be the other way around.
Baron_EnBleak
Make Friday work for YOU wink
(6 years ago)
spliced
My weekend has started, yipee! Have a good one NN'ers xxx
(6 years ago)
bman5946
hahaha...has your day picked up in the last 4 hours??
(6 years ago)
spliced
It's certainly looking better.smile
(6 years ago)
bman5946 likes this
 		bman5946
good for you!
(6 years ago)
spliced
Thu, 30-Nov-17 7:34 PM (6 years ago)
tip
Is there a Christmas photo competition this year?
cedar19
I hope so! Would like to jingle some bells!
(6 years ago)
im_hard
There is nothing quite like naked Santa Clause eek
(6 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
 40andFit999
Hi
(6 years ago)
spliced
That's a no then sad
(6 years ago)
spliced
Wed, 29-Nov-17 7:37 AM (6 years ago)
tip
Is it too early to say a cheerful Good Morning to everyone?
bigdownunder72
7.15pm here! ps. good morning smile
(6 years ago)
smedium
It's certainly never to late
(6 years ago)
smedium
Morningsmile
(6 years ago)
righthander
sorry i am so late ....Good morning to you x x
(6 years ago)
Yodude84
is it too early to say youre beautiful? smile
(6 years ago)
spliced
Mon, 27-Nov-17 9:46 AM (6 years ago)
tip
Anybody ever deleted all their photos on here and started again?
bigdownunder72
Sure why not, I have already saved the ... oh nevermind!
(6 years ago)
spliced and hounddog67 like this
 York1997
I'll volunteer to take all your new photos, Spliced smile
(6 years ago)
miss_molly
yes i did i had alot of face pics so i deleted croped and reposted my faves
(6 years ago)
ilovepussy
Yup. We have. Only because some jackass made us mad and ended up getting gagged so we took all or pics and vids down for a long time.
(6 years ago)
PApda
A lot have.
(6 years ago)
spliced
Fri, 24-Nov-17 12:21 PM (6 years ago)
tip
It's raining so cup of tea and daily dose of perv time.
spunky4u
tea is great but don't need a reason to perv smile
(6 years ago)
bigdownunder72
any chance for a coffee and a perv as well?
(6 years ago)
spliced
Fri, 24-Nov-17 6:23 AM (6 years ago)
tip
It's too dark to get out of my cosy, warm bed sad
nudedude81
Can't you stay in bed a while longer?
(6 years ago)
spliced
Nope... Hubby coming home today after a week away. I have to prepare. It's going to be a good weekend! smile
(6 years ago)
spliced
Thu, 23-Nov-17 8:49 PM (6 years ago)
tip
Be thankful for having someone amazing in your life that loves you and gives you orgasms. smile
sidders73
I’m single.
(6 years ago)
inforfunc
True but some time its not enought Thats why we all enjoy NN smile
(6 years ago)
smedium likes this
 smedium
Yeah fbuddy gone off and got married so for now NN is where it's at
(6 years ago)
bigdownunder72
happily single ... but looking for more. part reason why im on NN
(6 years ago)
spliced
Thu, 23-Nov-17 11:58 AM (6 years ago)
tip
Finally able to tick another piercing on my profile checklist. Think it might be difficult to stop now that I've started.
miss_molly
i stopped at the ears but with every tattoo come the urge for another
(6 years ago)
LookingforDave
Very difficult....I agree.....but not disagreeable......wink
(6 years ago)
spliced likes this
 		irish25
Beautiful Photos Spliced. Also kudos to the photographer. They are all great pictures.
(6 years ago)
spliced likes this
 		BuxomXhunter
big smiles, wink xxx
(6 years ago)
spliced likes this
 		spliced
Thanks Irish, I tend to be the subject and the photographer
(6 years ago)
clark2k likes this
spliced
Thu, 16-Nov-17 1:18 PM (6 years ago)
tip
Wanting to watch a film with a bit of kink... what's your favourite?
Dickit_dastardly and Roby4u like this
Agent_K
Pocahotass
(6 years ago)
Roby4u and DubbleStrubble like this
 		drawls
How about Caligula
(6 years ago)
miss_molly
secretary james spader maggie gyllenhal
(6 years ago)
hounddog67 and Rene_Pogel like this
 		miss_molly
5 days later shes probably over it
(6 years ago)
spliced
Still a couple of nights before Hubby comes home.
(6 years ago)
spliced
Fri, 19-May-17 3:57 PM (6 years ago)
tip
Dilemma! Would love to sub for a NN dom with hubby watching, maybe directing a little. Would love to hear your experiences (good or bad) of meeting up and playing with a stranger.
spliced
Hi mrsUD, hope you are well. xxx
(6 years ago)
frenchcat
Wanna come and do this in Paris, France ? smile
(6 years ago)
hcf
I think it's a great idea, just wish it could be me!
(6 years ago)
Baron_EnBleak
I do know that a lot of people don't really know what Dom means.
(6 years ago)
steelrat60
Dirty Old Man? grin Come to kink night at our "Adult social club"
(6 years ago)
spliced
Tue, 25-Apr-17 7:50 PM (6 years ago)
tip
Bonsoir!
theMermaidHunter
welcome back
(6 years ago)
Artistic
bonsoir madame
(6 years ago)
lip2lip
Hi
(6 years ago)
boomboomfrogger2
Hubba hubba
(6 years ago)
spliced
Fri, 22-Jul-16 9:04 PM (7 years ago)
tip
I'm back. Did you miss me?
InTheMoment
I was just thinking today that I hadn't seen you for a while when I was looking at my friends list.
(7 years ago)
APD74
I splice ropes every now and again . Can't say I miss it smile
(7 years ago)
scoobyp
Of course heart, ma cherie smile
(7 years ago)
MrsFX
I'm sure that many people here missed you smile
(7 years ago)
Big10bi
Welcome back smile
(7 years ago)
spliced
Sun, 17-Apr-16 8:36 PM (8 years ago)
tip
Bonsoir Sexy Status People x
TinUK, kimberly_1229 and Roby4u like this
DriftyTurnip
Croissant
(8 years ago)
happyhumper69, Revord2 and BleyTwo like this
 		DriftyTurnip
I couldn't think of anything else frenchy to say sad
(8 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
 		happyhumper69
french fries....there ya go Drifty grin
(8 years ago)
DriftyTurnip likes this
 		DriftyTurnip
It was on Thetis of my tongue!!!!
(8 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
 		DriftyTurnip
*tip of my tongue* another autocorrect fail.
(8 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
spliced
Sat, 16-Apr-16 7:59 AM (8 years ago)
tip
Thanks for all your votes and very sexy comments on yesterdays pics. Lovely to wake up to them all this morning. xxx
mermaid_hunter69
One of my favourite gallerys smile
(8 years ago)
AdeleGingerRaine
lovely avatarsmile
(8 years ago)
Horniermusician
You're lovely smile
(8 years ago)
spliced
Fri, 15-Apr-16 6:48 PM (8 years ago)
tip
Good Evening All x
Mr.Fin likes this
bushofireee
Good evening smile
(8 years ago)
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