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Mr. Newbienudes personally told me that he misses me, but I suspect that might've been an automated messages to lure me back here...guess it's been 148 days since the last time!
My precious free premium membership is running out soon and I didn't manage to do anything fancy with it...story of my life! Except this story has way more nudity.
Birthday competition, eh? Missing my actual birthday by a month, so I can't use that as an excuse to buy a cake...not that I'd fuck a cake, that'd be a waste. Don't know how to work on a bday theme!
I don't really swing this way, but I've got a promising date on friday with this guy named James. Hopefully it'll be exciting, I hear he's a bit of a rascal.
We had a decent evening. He said it wasn't as good as his first date, but better than the second one and on par with the third. I just wish Christoph from another table could've been with us longer.
Well, damnit. I was suppose to watch at least one BTTF movie today...maybe I'll search for a porn parody? "Fap to The Future" seems to be a thing, oh boy...
Been years for me, at least with two. I've still got 3.5 hours of local time left on the day, so maybe I'll have it play on the background, If I won't be distracted...*wink wink nudge nudge*
I think three's the one I haven't seen in a very long time...don't remember it being bad, but maybe a bit too different from the other two for my taste? 'course times change, might like it a lot now.
Oh, so not perving about...I ought to get myself some coffee to wake me up instead of hard work. Odd dream got me out of bed and it didn't even include nudity!
Huh, sunday went too fast, oddly enough. I was suppose to take a fifth pic, as I was kindly reminded about still needing one more for verification...any suggestions?
I'm apparently the worst at reading and understanding then. Let's see about it when my brains are working...thank you for the trouble of explaining. I'll do a tribal sacrifice or a dance for you.
Well goddamnit, apparently I'm terrible at math...and yeah, I did another read on rules after those cut out pics...and apparently still messed it up! So I need to snap that 5th picture now, humm...
Oh yeah, prooobably not if we're thinking about the origin of that particular phrase. I'm just used to typing it out without thinking some of the horrid relations it has...
Heya, I imagine there are! I wonder if there's a term for those, something that can be compared to morning wood or such...and thanks for that, jak, though those are maybe a bit too yellow...