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DrSimon
Sun, 30-Oct-16 3:19 PM (7 years ago)
tip
fuck me! im one horny hungover man! who else gets the hungover horn bad?
Gailio and Turnaround54 like this
DrSimon
i would fine if you were here Curvy Gurl
(7 years ago)
kiwicurves likes this
 		Turnaround54
Glad I'm not the only one. I always wake up horny as hell the day after drinking.
(7 years ago)
Hardcockandynz
horny most days lol
(7 years ago)
Davehooper746
Im not hung over. Just horny as always
(7 years ago)
DrSimon
Tue, 6-Sep-16 8:11 PM (7 years ago)
tip
Evening all you sexy NewbieNuders!!
LikesTwo
I had my first doubts when he couldn't fix that rock on that one planet.
(7 years ago)
lynskey likes this
 		lynskey
you'll be tellin us next scotty never beamed anyone up...
(7 years ago)
lennynatural
He couldn't fix the rock because he is not a mason!
(7 years ago)
lynskey and LikesTwo like this
 		lynskey
*walks away shattered,my hero is a phoney...*
(7 years ago)
naughty_but_innocent
Ello Simon smile xoxox
(7 years ago)
DrSimon
Sat, 3-Sep-16 10:35 PM (7 years ago)
tip
Was going to bed, thought I'd quickly look on NN, instant hardon, thought "wow I'm hard" took a picture and uploaded!
DrSimon
Fri, 2-Sep-16 10:10 PM (7 years ago)
tip
Good evening all your horn dogs!!
Persephone_brown likes this
DrSimon
Really enjoyed your holiday pictures!
(7 years ago)
Ley-dd
ty , hell yeh feels like ive never been
(7 years ago)
steelrat60
What's up, Doc? Never heard that before I bet LOL
(7 years ago)
Ley-dd likes this
 		DrSimon
Im sure your tan tells another story Ley. Your actually the first Steel
(7 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
 		steelrat60
Sweet!
(7 years ago)
DrSimon
Mon, 15-Aug-16 7:54 PM (7 years ago)
tip
Good eveing all you horny NNs, monday done, time to chill!
DrSimon
NN, Global update of Exhibitionists and Horn Dogs
(7 years ago)
MrsFX likes this
 		DrSimon
Evening MrsFX
(7 years ago)
MrsFX likes this
 		Persephone_brown
Sofa snuggles, NN and strawberries smile
(7 years ago)
Chuck-81 and MrsFX like this
 		MrsFX
Hihi DrSimon smile
(7 years ago)
Daffodil888
Happy Monday Simon. smile
(7 years ago)
DrSimon
Mon, 8-Aug-16 8:44 PM (7 years ago)
tip
Evening all, thought i'd pop in, see whats going on! Showered, Nude, in bed and ready to go!
Boobznbunz and naughtyteasel like this
DrSimon
Evening NT, More great pictures today!
(7 years ago)
MrsFX
Thanks, Dr! It was a lovely day. Need more like it so I can lose clothing altogether smile
(7 years ago)
DrSimon
That would be a lovely sigth! need a hand applying the suncream?
(7 years ago)
MrsFX likes this
 		MrsFX
Sure. An extra set of hands could be wonderful wink
(7 years ago)
Daffodil888
Woah! You're all set!! smile!
(7 years ago)
DrSimon
Tue, 26-Jul-16 9:40 PM (7 years ago)
tip
Is it Friday tomorrow?
DrSimon
I look forward to a new pic then wink
(7 years ago)
MrsFX
Umm. I already take too many pics! Haha. Your turn tongue
(7 years ago)
DrSimon
Fair play, would you like to make an suggestion?
(7 years ago)
MrsFX likes this
 		MrsFX
Why yes, yes I would smile I'm a fan of teasing pics. Leave us wanting to see more wink
(7 years ago)
DrSimon likes this
 		DrSimon
That can be arranged
(7 years ago)
MrsFX likes this
DrSimon
Mon, 25-Jul-16 10:15 PM (7 years ago)
tip
Anyone watch Naked Attraction'?
sidders73
I caught the last twenty minutes, I'll watch the rest of it on catch up
(7 years ago)
Northeast1
Yes.
(7 years ago)
lynskey
was it good?
(7 years ago)
DrSimon
the nn way to date. some beautiful looking woman!
(7 years ago)
DrSimon
Thu, 6-Mar-14 9:02 PM (10 years ago)
tip
I can safely say waxing hurts!! but the results feel amazing!
Lushh_xx
Lol you get used to it... But it is totally worth it!
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
hell yeh, cant wait for all the oral action this week end!
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
Sat, 1-Mar-14 6:34 AM (10 years ago)
tip
i meant awake???
DrSimon
Sat, 1-Mar-14 6:34 AM (10 years ago)
tip
anyone from uk?
moreass
Me. PM me...
(10 years ago)
NerdCore
i'm not, but i'm sure someone is
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
Sat, 22-Feb-14 3:45 PM (10 years ago)
tip
any tips for after care after having a wax!
kimberly_1229
Omg ouch id cry like a baby
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
but the results would be worth it, plus i womt have to shave for while and no stuble
(10 years ago)
kimberly_1229
Brac
(10 years ago)
kimberly_1229
Brave man, damn mobile perv
(10 years ago)
Entropy20
keep your car in a garage or car port
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
Sat, 22-Feb-14 2:01 PM (10 years ago)
tip
just booked my first wax, looking forward to the results, and not shaving for a few weeks!
licksipsuckit
prepare yourself lol l wish l could watch ... it will be worth the pain, let us know how it went *lix*
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
i'll make sure i get a before and after pic!
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
would love you to watch, wonder whether ill get an erection?
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
Thu, 30-Jan-14 10:24 AM (10 years ago)
tip
What a night!!
licksipsuckit
just like any other here, how cum yours is so good??? *lix*
(10 years ago)
Jubbley
late December back in '63
(10 years ago)
freedfrompssy
is that when you were conceived Jubbssmile
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
Sat, 25-Jan-14 2:14 PM (10 years ago)
tip
need help from the female NNs, want to buy a dress for gf. 5"1", uk10, 30ff bust. something for nights out, show off her beautiful figure!!
DrSimon
cheers kelly, will defiantly consider, do like when she shows off her arse. she has some red heels i might match with.
(10 years ago)
kellywantstoplay
red heels are the best! good luck finding something
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
will update on results!
(10 years ago)
kellywantstoplay
please dosmile shopping for us gals is difficult
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
well i've mastered bra shopping. as it's a gift for her and for me!
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
Mon, 15-Jul-13 8:12 PM (10 years ago)
tip
From the statuses over the last couple weeks us english have become incredibly HORNEY with the warm weather!
ScouseGirl
Yes! Definately!
(10 years ago)
J_Detroit
Yeah... welcome to my world for the past couple of months lol
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
Defiantly seems true for you SG!
(10 years ago)
ScouseGirl
I'm sorry... I will try to behave myself more..
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
im not complaining! i loving it! even in public, the female population seem hornier!
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
Sun, 14-Jul-13 3:56 PM (10 years ago)
tip
Anyone need any sun cream! glad to help!
NaughtyJenn likes this
kimberly_1229
doctors in the house smile
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
can i help kim?
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
smile
(10 years ago)
kimberly_1229
i dont dare lay in the sun too fair skin even with sun cream, maybe we could pretend we are at the beach?????
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
Sat, 13-Jul-13 8:24 PM (10 years ago)
tip
Good evening NN! Long time!
rhinostool likes this
nakedgardener4u
good evening to you all aloone here and so boreddddd
(10 years ago)
Jubbley
doing well, thanks for asking..and you?
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
Im fan thanks, Hows the weahter over there?
(10 years ago)
Jubbley
hot and muggy
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
It might be, but i'm loving the weather, went kayaking early! the BBQ with plenty of cider
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
Thu, 13-Jun-13 12:54 AM (10 years ago)
tip
whos on from the uk?
her1996
me,dodoo
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
evening to you both, the later i stay up, the more nationalities i hope to meet
(10 years ago)
her1996
still meet plenty during the day dr
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
Wed, 12-Jun-13 9:44 PM (10 years ago)
tip
Good evening NN!
DrSimon
hello jubbley!
(10 years ago)
NormaSnockers1
evening!
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
Alright norma. How are you?
(10 years ago)
Bunnylovescake
Good evening *hugs*
(10 years ago)
NormaSnockers1
ok thanks petal! you ok? x
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
Tue, 11-Jun-13 7:19 PM (10 years ago)
tip
And i'm back, for more fun and games!
TenderMoments
oh goody...I like games.
(10 years ago)
comefuckmenow
hello simon...xx
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
Hello, anything going on?
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
Tue, 11-Jun-13 6:27 PM (10 years ago)
tip
Got distracted! must go eat!
YoungBelievers likes this
comefuckmenow
enjoy your food...xx
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
Free food is, along with a pint!
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
Tue, 11-Jun-13 5:38 PM (10 years ago)
tip
Afternoon NN, going to get something to eat at the bar! then enjoy and evening of NN and lots of Perving!
DrSimon
Hello CFMN! your alright?
(10 years ago)
comefuckmenow
great here Simon...hope you are as well....xxx
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
Yes it is, whats your plan for tonight1
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
?
(10 years ago)
comefuckmenow
sorry lol if that question mark was for me...I just got a bit busy...not too much...quiet night as usual...and you sexy...xx
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
Mon, 10-Jun-13 11:17 PM (10 years ago)
tip
ni night sexy newbienuders!
Jubbley
adios
(10 years ago)
NormaSnockers1
night sexy bum x
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
think i'm going to sleep well!
(10 years ago)
kimberly_1229
Night dr
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
Mon, 10-Jun-13 10:56 PM (10 years ago)
tip
Think i should get a Fleshlight! espcially while browsing NN!
Bridges_singed
Was on another forum (Vw) where most peeps said they were a bit strange.. Lol... That's why I post here...don't have one but would try of course
(10 years ago)
DrSimon
defiantly worth to try!
(10 years ago)
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